Hiatus? From cheaply some four minute podcasts that take 10 to make? Yep kids, I am sucking big time at getting other stuff dune so this goes on the back burner. Don't worry! It will return in good time. Like, when I get a job and a subsequent commute.

Who would have thought that a Mars joke would spark an international armed conflict? Not Third Street Elementary School's PE teacher Cheryl Franklin. "Listen, I just meant it to be a lesson on astrophysics but I had no idea that it would have been so offensive." The teacher faces a charge that carries up to four years in a maximum security anti-joke prison.

Somehow I keep forgetting to publish these. ATTEMPT THREE

This one was supposed to be uploaded now for two days and have blown it twice in a row. I am so good at this!

Who doesn't use duct tape as a permanent fix. Never in my life have I ever used duct tape as a temporary fix. Could explain why all the people keep falling off my ceiling though

Budgeting is a crime now

Babies are getting high marks for creative crediting and advanced warfare tactics. Well played babies, well played

Do you ever wonder where your discarded q-tips go? I'm not talking about the ones you keep to make shrines to your favorite actor or whatever. Wait, I'm the only one who does this?

So you find the dog in the living room with the end of a broken shovel. It's covered in powdered sugar. The dog turns to you and says, "that's gonna be a sticky mess. Care to help out?"

We all know someone who is really good at not being really good at anything. Perhaps that's who I am