Open format office, never worked in one, but how are you expected to effectively fight someone to the death over poorly designed network folder hierarchy with people all around?

Minions just say the darndest things

Cats are holy, blameless creatures

Dole Pineapple chunks are a great form of currency if you think about it

Ah the memories of growing up overseas

I wish I was a pen salesman. Do you know how much fun that would be? Wait, hold on, I mean the opposite of “fun”. Well, I guess it would be fun to sell to pen affectianados, but that sounds...weird

“Creativity feeding tube” is a thing now. Go ahead, look it up on Urban Dictionary

UPS boxes make for the lamest nightmare fuel

Woodland body disposal is a serious problem

Late Night Amazon purchases are always a weird way to end the day.