Daz And Dave Save The World

G'day GOML Army and welcome to another episdoe of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.

Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media!

00:00:00 - Dinner Outfit Debate

00:00:53 - Podcast Intro and Theme Song

00:01:18 - Welcome to Episode 20

00:02:02 - Contact Information and Social Media

00:02:23 - Dave's New Motorbike Story

00:05:46 - Life Advice: Beg for Forgiveness

00:06:20 - Trump and Tylenol Controversy

00:08:13 - Crazy Tylenol Guy

00:11:28 - ICE Raid and Job Application

00:13:26 - Gen Z vs. Gen Zed

00:16:00 - Trans Kids and Parental Influence

00:22:18 - Kinder Stories and Innocence of Kids

00:24:22 - Australian Wisdom on Coal and Electricity

00:27:15 - Daniel Alexander's Disappearance

00:30:12 - Dear Dave: Celiac Disease and Mother-in-Law

00:35:12 - Listener Email from Blake

00:37:03 - Outro and Final Thoughts

#GetOffMyLawnpodcast #Molly #Tylenol #Panadol #Advil #Nurofen #DonaldTrump #JFKJr .#DanielAlexander #Celiacdisease #Climatechange

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G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 19 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!

🎙️ From Gen Z's petrol station anxiety to a man trying to join a wolf pack, Episode 19 of Get Off My Lawn is packed with laughs and surprises.

Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media!

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00:00:00 - Stubby Holder Collection Rules

00:00:51 - Rite of Passage at Outback Pubs

00:02:18 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts

00:03:11 - Gavin McGuinness Confusion

00:04:38 - Callback to Telephobia Segment

00:05:15 - Young Drivers Nervous at Petrol Stations

00:08:50 - Gen Z Petrol Station Anxiety

00:09:47 - Scrolling into Stupid: Introduction

00:10:09 - R Word Controversy

00:12:24 - Farmer Fran 's Sporn Crop Satire

00:15:35 - CNN and Occupied Democrats Fall for Satire

00:18:47 - Wolf Furry Mauled by Real Wolves

00:22:07 - Stone Skimming Championship Cheating Scandal

00:27:42 - ICE Jacket Prank at Home Depot

00:30:31 - Scrolling into Stupid: Conclusion

00:30:42 - Cooked Unit of the Week: Mike Holston

00:33:59 - Mike Holston Wrestling Crocodiles

00:36:01 - Mike Holston 's Illegal Zoo and Legal Issues

00:42:18 - Mike Holston 's Snake Encounter

00:45:08 - Mike Holston Allergic to Animals

00:50:25 - Dear Dave: Karmic Orgy Dilemma

#Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #orgies #orgy #mikholston #getoffmylawn #gavinmcguiness #ice #cookedunit

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G'day GOML Army, and welcome to episode 18 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!

🤔 What does it mean to be trigender? And how do you become superhuman with a $2,000 workshop? Find out in the latest episode of Get Off My Lawn, where we explore the strange and funny side of social media trends and the weird individuals involved.

Plus, we introduce our new segment, Cooked Unit of the Week , where we highlight the most outrageous characters making waves online.

Tune in for a mix of laughter, commentary, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the wild landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join the GOML Army on social media!

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#Trigender #Superhuman #vegan #poopknife #newpodcast #indiepodcast #comedy #comedypodcast #Indiepodcast #deardave #eesystem #thelightsystem #tashpeterson

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G 'day Goml Army! Welcome to Episode 17 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we dive into the quirks of social media, millennials, Gen Z, and anything else that makes us laugh. Join us as we navigate through a series of hilarious and bizarre stories. Full of Nunchcuks and dillusional f*cks.

So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice.

Curry Cobain

https://x.com/chatmusiccc/status/1927033060740010312

Town Hall crazy

https://www.tiktok.com/@thesavagevic/video/7292232146201218346

Telephobia

https://youtu.be/wYZ4zdCPjAE?si=hiCNecFzakHHjPJa 

What’s going on in. NSW?

2GB NSW education memo

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLT-ElWvVaI/?igsh=MWRrZWx1ZjUxdHV1cA==

Dilusional Trans

https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1931001554833740020

Trans Dating

https://x.com/AntiWokeMemes/status/1934370834606424261 Real women don't scratch their balls.

Quasimodo

https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1928471475813568921 WTF

Gay Dogs

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKzZ4eFI-6B/?igsh=NXNvZnJjeWJsZ2do

Mortal Instruments

https://x.com/LibOrNormal/status/1934234011171217556

Woke Dad-Great start coffee cart

https://www.instagram.com/the_great_start_coffee_cart/ 2 Kilns, over 10k donated and not much toshow for it.

Tape measure

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7520314145196068126 What the fuck are you measuring with that?

Main Character-Nunchuck Tylor

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/74wp8Q2DJK0 Are you upset?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z4ZtLTqGr3c Doom

Blast from the past

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIkwVDfyR8Z/

#Podcast #Comedy #SocialMedia #Millennials #GenZ #Mukbang #Telephobia #Transgender #NunchuckTyler #DanielAlexander #GetOffMyLawn #woke

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G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 16 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!

In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea.From the absurdity of pizza-flavored snacks to the quirks of Tourette's Uber drivers, we've got it all covered. Plus, we introduce a new segment and a New game: "Scrollin' into Stupid" and "The Boomer Translater Game".

So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mid level mirth and mediocre advice.

00:00:00 - Pizza Flavored Snacks Rant : Hosts discuss their disdain for pizza-flavored snacks and how they don't taste like actual pizza.

 00:02:40 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the "Get Off My Lawn" podcast, hosts Darren and Dave, and their social media handles.

 00:04:15 - Weekly Recap : Darren and Dave talk about their uneventful week and briefly mention a rugby match.

 00:04:27 - Callback to Previous Episode : Discussion about a controversial statement from a previous episode regarding redheads.

 00:07:17 - Redhead Fetishization : Hosts discuss the fetishization of redheads and share personal anecdotes.

 00:11:42 - Boomer Translator Game : A new segment where Dave tries to translate Gen Z slang into Gen X speak.

 00:16:19 - Scrolling into Stupid : Introduction to a segment featuring bizarre and funny internet finds.

 00:17:09 - Tourette 's Uber Driver: A humorous look at an Uber driver with Tourette's syndrome.

 00:20:00 - Scottish Tourette 's Driving Lesson: A Scottish girl with Tourette's takes a driving lesson, leading to hilarious interactions.

 00:24:05 - Baylen 's Tourette's: Discussion about Baelin, a Tourette's influencer, and her frustrations with people mimicking her tics.

 00:32:31 - Baylen 's Cameo: Baelin's Cameo service and the cost of her personalized videos.

 00:35:19 - Ford Ute Critique : Comedian Chris D'Elia criticizes an iconic Australian Ford Ute, leading to a passionate defense from the hosts.

 00:39:19 - Chris D 'Elia's Comedy: A critique of Chris D'Elia's stand-up comedy and his use of crowd work.

 00:41:19 - Will It Spider? : Introduction to Russ.eats, who tests various drinks to see if they make good spiders (floats).

 00:48:09 - Russ.eats Cake Review : Russ reviews a Woolies Mud Cake, finding it disappointing despite eating half of it.

 00:51:19 - Plant-Based Bailey 's Review: Russ reviews a plant-based Bailey's drink, giving it a positive rating.

00:52:24 - Conclusion of Scrolling into Stupid : Wrapping up the segment with a positive note on Russ.eats.

 00:52:34 - Teaser for Next Episode : A teaser for the next episode featuring AI-generated content.

00:53:20 - Woke Dad Ai

00:54:10 - Dear Dave

01:00:16 - Outro- Sign off

#wokedad #woke #chrisdelia #tourettes #genz #boomer #genx #ai #fordute #baylen #uberdriver

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G'Day GOML Army and welcome back to Episode 15 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!

In this episode, we dive into a variety of humerous topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought....and some nausea. From Unexpected online shopping discoveries, to Eye Candy Lawn Carers and Agender Pride???

So, plonk yourself down in your favourite chair, put on some headphone, grab a glass of what ever takes your fancy and join us for some mirth and mediocre advice.

00:00:00 - Remote Control Car Dilemma Discussion about finding the perfect remote control car for a granddaughter's birthday and the unexpected items found while browsing online.

00:03:00 - Welcome to Get Off My Lawn Podcast Introduction of the hosts and the podcast's focus on social media quirks and generational humor.

00:04:10 - Dave 's Bakery Experience Dave shares a humorous story about his experience at a bakery in a small town and the locals he encountered.

00:07:00 - Katie Payne 's TikTok Delusion Analysis of a TikTok video by Katie Payne claiming to be "the black people of white people" and the absurdity of her statements.

00:12:00 - Cultural Appropriation and Identity Discussion on cultural appropriation and the confusion surrounding identity as expressed by Katie Payne.

00:18:00 - Folks Therapist and Moon Water Introduction to a "folks therapist" and the bizarre concept of moon water, along with commentary on modern therapy practices.

00:25:00 - Agender Pride Day Celebration Fuzz99 (Mac) celebrates Agender Pride Day and discusses the validity of agender identities.

00:30:00 - Haircut Celebration Fuzz99 expresses excitement over a recent haircut during Pride Month, highlighting the attention-seeking behavior.

00:35:00 - Dear Dave: Distracting Neighbor A listener's dilemma about a shirtless neighbor mowing the lawn and whether to address the distraction.

00:40:00 - Public Service Announcement A humorous PSA about the nature of jokes and humor in the podcast.

00:41:30 - Thought for the Day Closing thoughts on pronouns and creative self-expression, wrapping up the episode.

KAYTPAGNE

https://www.tiktok.com/@kaytpagne/video/7503715836780219679

Just in case you weren't convinced she is crazy….

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1854660577727037819?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w

What_the_FOLX!

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1825310365158420668?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w  

FUZZZ99/MAC  

https://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzz99/video/7506310952011386158

Pride haircut time

https://www.tiktok.com/@fuzzz99/video/7512619367176097066

#lgbtia+ #pride #podcast #aussiepodcast #australia #gingers #trans #folx

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G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 14 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!

In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From Tuppaware conspiracies to the bizarre lives of Furries. We also have a go at our old fav's, Vegans and Flat Earther's. Oh, yeah we also meet....Mac(Cue palm to face).

00:00 The Tupperware Dilemma

01:59 Welcome to the Get Off My Lawn Podcast

02:51 Electric Scooters: For Kids or Adults?

06:06 Flat Earth Theories Debunked

09:32 The Vegan Debate

11:32 Vegan Influencer's Tragic End

15:54 Vegan Activist Tash Peterson

21:40 Energy Drink Reviews

30:00 Wrestling and Coors Light

32:05 Late Night Shenanigans

33:15 Introducing Lucky Schmitz

35:05 Furry Culture Discussion

37:11 Furry Student Controversy

41:35 Meet Mac: A TikTok Journey

48:42 Dear Dave: Spiritually Stalked

57:41 Final Thoughts and Farewell

After Credit- https://x.com/marycatedelvey

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G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 13 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast!

In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From gym rants to the bizarre concept of "soaking," and a hilarious take on DEI, this episode has it all(Maybe not everything, but a bit of stuff).

00:00:00 - Gym Rant : Hosts discuss frustrations with people using phones at the gym.

 00:01:54 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast and its hosts.

 00:03:27 - Soaking Explained : Explanation of the Mormon practice of soaking and jump humping.

 00:08:22 - Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) : Discussion on DEI hiring practices and their implications.

 00:12:21 - Millennial Couple in ISIS Territory : Story of a millennial couple killed while biking through ISIS territory.

 00:15:30 - Australian Weatherman on Climate Change : Humorous take on climate change by an Australian weatherman.

 00:16:54 - TikTok Rant : Hosts discuss a TikTok video featuring a person complaining about their day.

 00:22:00 - CC 's Flat Earth Theories: Checking in with CC from New York and his flat earth theories.

 00:29:57 - Daniel Alexander 's Mug Story: Daniel Alexander shares a story about a mug he made and a customer's reaction.

 00:34:02 - Daniel Alexander 's PSA: Daniel Alexander warns about the dangers of certain societal groups.

 00:35:19 - Sonotropo Anyoato 's TikToks: Introduction to the eccentric TikToker Sonotropo Anyoato.

 00:38:22 - Dear Dave Segment : A listener asks for advice on how to handle her husband wearing a leopard print thong.

 00:42:24 - Podcast Closing : Hosts wrap up the episode and encourage listener engagement.

#wokedad #flatearth #TikTok #Millenial #genz #morman #soaking #genx #woke #antiwoke

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• Trav-A tale as old as time.
•  Young, independant and needs a sugar daddy.
• Woke weirdos
• Tourettes again
• New Flat Earth follies
• Woke Dad
• Dear Dave

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• Road Rage and Racial Stereotypes
• X Treasures
• Valentina Gomez - The No-BS Politician
• Dear Dave Segment

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