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  • #10: Deserts, Rayguns and Woke Dad.

    Hey GOMLARMY, Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.


    This week:

    - We hear from Dave on his expedition into the centre of Australia and its surprising amount of pubs.

    -We make an apology for an international incident.

    -Baylen has gone off the rails!

    -A momentous introduction to a 'Unique' individual.

    -We end of the episode with a cultural conundrum.

    Thanks for listening.
    Our Links->

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    Video Links

    https://www.tiktok.com/@baylen.dupree/video/7393516308190711086 Baylen


    https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7284749314373504299 mall interaction


    https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7266179882298772779 tattoo


    https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7215712749131713838 name change



    Timestamps

    00:00:00 - Night Out Observations : Dave shares a story about a night out with the boss, observing young men drinking cocktails and young women drinking beers.

    00:01:36 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast with hosts Darren and Dave, including their social media handles and a mention of their competition with Gavin McGinnis.

    00:02:51 - International Incident Apology : Dave apologizes for an Australian breakdancer's poor performance at the Olympic Games, leading to a humorous discussion about breakdancing.

    00:05:03 - Dave 's Outback Adventure: Dave recounts his recent trip through the Simpson Desert, including a breakdown and an innovative repair using a winch rope.

    00:11:09 - Australian Outback Vastness : Discussion about the vastness of Australian outback stations, including the size of the largest station in Australia.

    00:13:03 - Podcast Milestone : Celebration of the podcast's 10th episode and a transition to funnier topics.

    00:13:30 - Baylen Dupree 's New Tic: Introduction to Baylen Dupree and her new tic, leading to a humorous critique of her behaviour.

    00:18:59 - Introduction to Woke Dad : Introduction to Daniel Alexander, also known as Woke Dad, and his quest for internet fame through virtue signalling.

    00:25:59 - Woke Dad 's Tattoo Story: Woke Dad shares a story about getting a new tattoo and an interaction with a woman at the store, leading to a discussion about his credibility.

    00:30:55 - Woke Dad 's Son's Name Change: Woke Dad talks about allowing his son to change his name, leading to a critique of his parenting style.

    00:36:07 - Dear Dave: Cultural Appropriation : A listener asks for advice on wearing traditional clothing from different cultures without offending anyone, leading to humorous suggestions from Dave.

    00:43:05 - Podcast Wrap-Up : Closing remarks, including a call to action for listeners to subscribe, follow, and send in their problems for Dave to address.

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    46 min
  • #9: Lizard Man, A Citizen's Arrest and Vegan Dilemmas!

    Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!

    Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.


    This week:

    Lizard Man Anecdote:

    We kicked off the episode with a hilarious and somewhat bizarre story about a long-time visitor to Dave's shop, affectionately known as "Lizard Man."

    TV Show Rant - The Boys:

    Dave shared his thoughts on the TV show "The Boys,"

    Protester Fails:

    We had a good laugh at some protester fails

    Flat Earth Mark Update:

    We revisited Flat Earth Mark, and his disturbing revelations about his past.

    Dear Dave:

    Dave and I helped out a meat challenged listener.

    Knife Fail Clip:

    We wrapped up the episode with a funny clip of a guy testing a pocket knife, only to quickly realize the folly of his actions.


    Contact Information:

    ·        Instagram, Facebook & X: @GomlArmy

    ·        Email: [email protected] (Subject: Dear Dave)


    Video Links

    https://x.com/ausiecountryboy/status/1784879697492431305?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w protest festival look at Melbourne

    https://x.com/gandhiaoc/status/1785582537537995218?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w audible protest remover

    https://youtu.be/UyIgOqzbMFE?si=lOd4Y4aEGKerqIIo anti Israel protester in Holland

    https://x.com/clownworld_/status/1805982908982960291?s=61&t=21WvB0Cl82HQs0pTN6ME3Q rope over road

    https://youtu.be/dG9Y7oicolc?si=9m925p2aTjp9XYst Fake protestor

    https://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343137898503359746 Flat earth

    https://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343234332879883521 Mark

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8hZ35UBBKM/?igsh=MWk1YnBwM3d1ZXJuaw== Hobby Horse

    Timestamps

    00:00:00 - Lizard Man 's Visits: .

    00:05:08 - Podcast Introduction :

    00:07:38 - TV Show "The Boys":

    00:13:06 - Melbourne 's Protest Culture: .

    00:15:09 - Protester Fails :

    00:19:25 - Protesters and Barricades :

    00:21:31 - Attention-Seeking Protester :

    00:25:20 - Flat Earth Mark 's Citizen's Arrest:

    00:34:39 - Hobby Horsing Championships :

    00:43:54 - Dear Dave: Vexed Vegan :

    00:52:00 - Knife Testing Fail :

    #comedy #theboys #vegan #flatearth #hobbyhorsing #trending #podcast #podcasting

    Intro & Outro Music by Udio ai.

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    56 min
  • #8: Tim Tams to Only Fans: The Modern Dilemmas.

    Welcome back, GOML Army!

    In this episode, we dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought(No promises though). From the irresistible allure of Tim Tams, to the intricacies of the English language and the absurdity of hobby horsing, this episode has it all!(Oh, and more DID system's, I cant help it they're funny)


    Episode Highlights:

    ·        Tim Tams Addiction : Are Tim Tams the biscuit equivalent of heroin? Darren and Dave share their hilarious experiences with these addictive treats.

    ·        Traffic Rants : Dave vents about the daily frustrations of commuting, including reckless drivers and traffic diversions.

    ·        Mark McGowan 's COVID Message: A look back at the controversial COVID message aimed at the Indigenous population in Western Australia.

    ·        Greta Thunberg 's Early Speech: A humorous take on one of Greta's early speeches about saving the banks to save the world.

    ·        Key and Peele 's Influence: A funny comparison to a viral graduation name-calling video reminiscent of Key and Peele's famous sketch.

    ·        Dear Dave : This week's advice segment tackles a sensitive issue about a partner's secret OnlyFans account.

    ·        Hobby Horsing : Discover the bizarre world of hobby horsing and why it's causing such a stir.


    GOML LINKS->


    Video Links

    McGowan 

    Greta

    College Names

    Therians & Quadrobics

    Hobby Horsing


    Timestamps

    00:00:00 - Tim Tams and Mint Slices: The Addictive Biscuits

     00:02:20 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts

     00:03:31 - How to Contact the Show

     00:04:10 - Traffic Woes and Bad Drivers

     00:06:25 - Post-COVID Driving Observations

     00:06:50 - The Mystery of Dave's Tree

     00:08:22 - Discovering the Yuzu Lemon Tree

     00:09:30 - Listener Demographics and Shoutouts

     00:10:11 - Mark McGowan and COVID Policies

     00:15:46 - The Ridiculousness of the Translation

     00:17:56 - Greta Thunberg's Bank Statement

     00:19:49 - Key and Peele's Name Sketch

     00:20:46 - Mispronounced Graduation Names

     00:22:28 - The Realness of the Graduation Clip

     00:24:17 - Callback to Quadrobics and DID Systems

     00:25:09 - Osa's Therian Identity

     00:26:24 - Quadrobics and Therian Connection

     00:27:17 - Therian Alters in DID Systems

     00:28:46 - The Increase in Crazy People

     00:31:12 - Dear Dave: Partner's OnlyFans Account

    00:38:49 - Hobby Horsing as a Sport

    00:44:08 - Top 10 Crazy Sports Idea 00:44:56 

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    47 min
  • #7: Footwear Pain, Upside Down Planes, Swinger Strain and Crowded Brains!

    Hey there Get Off MY Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode of the Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. #GOMLARMY


    We kicked off with some updates:

    ·        We're now on Locals and Rumble! While we don't have videos up yet, stay tuned for future content.

    Thong Gate

    Dave shared a personal tragedy involving his favourite pair of Havaiana thongs. After a mishap on his lawn, he blew out the front plug of his right thong. However, in a stroke of luck, he found two right thongs in his cupboard, albeit in different colours. This led to a humorous discussion about the durability of thongs and sandals.

    Main SegmentsFlat Earth Theories

    We introduced a local character from Cairns, known as Bungie Mark on TikTok. Mark is a flat earther with some unique theories about how planes should fly if the Earth were a globe. His demonstrations using a globe and a dare ice coffee bottle provided us with plenty of laughs and head-scratching moments.

    Dear Dave

    We received our first "Dear Dave" letter from an anonymous listener(Well he was anonymous for a little while). The listener is in a relationship with a girl who has expressed interest in a threesome involving another guy. This led to a deep dive into the complexities of relationships, trust, and personal boundaries. Dave offered some thoughtful, albeit humorous, advice on navigating this tricky situation.

    Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)

    We revisited the topic of DID with a new character, Solar, who has multiple alters. Solar's system includes a variety of personalities, including a bird named Kestrel and a non-human from Pluto. We explored the complexities and challenges of living with DID, providing both insight and entertainment.

    Thanks for tuning in, and we'll catch you next time on the Get Off My Lawn podcast!


    Darren & Dave.


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    Timestamps

    00:00:00 - Introduction and Banter

     00:00:51 - Podcast Introduction

     00:01:35 - Social Media and Video Plans

     00:02:37 - Personal Struggles and Thong Tragedy

     00:04:44 - Thong Preferences and Stories

     00:07:05 - Thong Saga Continues

     00:07:15 - First Subject: Flat Earther from Cairns

     00:08:39 - Flat Earth Demonstration with Plane and Globe

     00:10:01 - Flat Earth Logic Explained

     00:11:20 - Critique of Flat Earther's Logic

     00:13:24 - Further Flat Earth Demonstrations

     00:16:03 - Gravity and Flat Earth

     00:18:06 - Helicopter and Flat Earth

     00:19:09 - Fake Earth Photos and Illusions

     00:20:10 - Amusement Park Illusion

     00:21:07 - Historical Flat Earth Claims

     00:22:43 - Overthrowing the Government and Log Ride

     00:24:06 - Teaser for Dear Dave Segment

     00:24:27 - Dear Dave: Threesome Dilemma

     00:27:28 - Dave's Advice on Threesome Dilemma

     00:33:38 - Alternative Solutions for Threesome Dilemma

     00:34:04 - Conclusion of Dear Dave Segment

     00:35:24 - Introduction to Solar System (DID System)

     00:36:53 - River's Introduction and System Explanation

     00:39:02 - Solar System's Social Media and Contact

     00:41:05 - Kestrel's Introduction

     00:44:08 - Kestrel's Role and Fusion Explanation

     00:47:59 - Kuiper Belt Liaison and Headspace Modifications

     00:50:56 - Kestrel's Internal Role and Fusion Process

    #dissociativeidentitydisorder #did #flatearth #flatearthtruth #flatearthsociety #threesomes #swingers

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    1 hr 2 min
  • #6: NostraThunberg, Non-Spherical Earthers and D.I.D Delusions.

    Welcome back to another episode of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention.


    In this week’s episode of Get Off My Lawn, Darren and Dave ask the hard-hitting questions about:

    -Dogs in shops

    -The prophecies of one Greta Thunberg

    -The logic behind flat earth theories

    -D.I.D scams...I mean systems on TikTok

    -Horrible Identity comedy

    -Masking in 2024

    -Life Hacks for not working.

    Tune in for a dose of good laughs and unexpected insights! Remember, Don't Break Rule 1!



    Get Off My Lawn Links



    Timestamps00:00:00 - Introduction and Casual Chat

    Darren and Dave start the podcast with a casual conversation about YouTube distractions and cosplay.

    00:01:18 - Welcome and Podcast Theme

    The hosts introduce the podcast, mentioning its focus on mocking social media trends and generational quirks.

    00:03:03 - Rant About Dogs in Shops

    Dave discusses his annoyance with dogs being allowed in retail environments.

    00:06:08 - Climate Change Discussion

    The hosts sarcastically discuss climate change predictions and Greta Thunberg's statements.

    00:09:10 - Electric Vehicles and ESG Scores

    Discussion on the rise of electric vehicles and the impact of Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) scores on businesses.

    00:11:57 - Flat Earth Theories

    The hosts mock flat earth theorists and discuss bizarre flat earth models.

    00:15:12 - Bible References in Science

    Discussion on how some people use religious texts to argue against scientific facts.

    00:17:42 - More Flat Earth Discussion

    Continuation of mocking flat earth theories, focusing on the absurdity of some claims.

    00:20:21 - Plans for the Weekend

    Casual chat about upcoming plans for the weekend, including a trip and enjoying a public holiday.

    00:23:24 - Transgender Issues and Social Media Reactions

    The hosts discuss a viral story about a transgender individual claiming to be pregnant and the social media reactions.

    00:26:17 - DID and Multiple Personalities on Social Media

    Discussion on people claiming to have Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) on social media platforms.

    00:30:23 - Stand-Up Comedy and Identity Politics

    The hosts critique a stand-up comedian who discusses their multiple identities and the challenges of defining oneself.

    00:35:14 - Testosterone and Gender Identity in Comedy

    A continuation of the discussion on the stand-up comedian, focusing on jokes about testosterone and gender identity.

    00:40:39 - Masking and Personal Safety Post-COVID

    A woman expresses her distress over friends and family choosing not to wear masks anymore, leading to a personal rift.

    00:54:40 - Quadrobics-Just WTF!

    A look at a new way to get around, or get injured. Perfect for those 4 legged identities in a system.

    01:00:09 - Concluding Thoughts and Future Podcast Plans

    The hosts wrap up the episode, discussing the irregular schedule of the podcast and plans for future content.


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    1 hr 3 min
  • #5: D.I.D Madness, Sidewalk Swervers and The Girl With Nice Tic's
    • Hey there, Get Off My Lawn army! It's your host, Darren, here with another episode recap. So grab your gin and tonic (and maybe a Lominge from the backyard), and let's dive into the highlights of today's show.
    • We kicked things off with a laugh about Dave’s "Lominge" tree and its mysterious fruit, which, by the way, saved itself from being chopped down by becoming a surprisingly good gin and tonic ingredient. Cheers to that!
    • Then we moved on to our main gripe of the day: people who can't walk in a straight line. Dave and I shared our frustration with these sidewalk swervers and even proposed a hilarious (and slightly aggressive) solution involving a swift kick to correct their course. Remember, folks, it's all about keeping the footpaths clear and moving efficiently.
    • In our listener interaction segment, we reminded you to reach out to us on all our social platforms, including Insta, Twitter, and Gmail. Got a life issue? Just email us at Dear Dave, and we'll sort you out.
    • We couldn't believe that a person claiming a 160 IQ didn't know Vegetables could go off!
    • Magician or Musician, that is the question? Sukihana just doesn't get it!
    • What's a D.I.D system and why should we care.
    • We visit young Baylen, the girl with nice ticks :-)
    • We also touched on the topic of making money in unconventional ways, like streaming and going viral for doing the most ridiculous things. It's a strange new world where fame can come from the least expected places.
    • Lastly, a bit of convenience store justice, as a thief gets whats coming to him.
    • That's a wrap for this episode. Thanks for tuning in, and don't forget to join us next time as we continue to poke fun at the world with our unique blend of humor and satire. Until then, don't break rule 1, you are the resistance and remember to keep off my lawn.

    Darren and Dave

    Contact-https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy


    Timestamps:

    00:00:00 - Podcast Intro and Drinks

    00:00:22 - The Lominge Tree

    00:01:13 - GOML Podcast Welcome

    00:01:54 - Social Media and Generational Humor

    00:02:25 - Contacting GOML

    00:02:47 - Dave's Grievance: People Walking Erratically

    00:08:27 - Death Pool Discussion and Stuttering John

    00:19:15 - Bobby Althoff's Interview with Sukihana

    00:26:29 - Sukihana's Rap Music

    00:30:32 - The Owlish System: A Robot Alter

    00:39:03 - Streamer Receives $5,000 Donation

    00:45:44 - Balan: The Artificial Tourette's Girl

    00:51:54 - Balan Explains Her Tics

    00:53:06 - Shoplifter Fills Bin with Stolen Goods

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    1 hr 27 min
  • #4: Celebrity Endgame: Our 2024 Deadpool Picks

    Welcome back to the Get Off My Lawn podcast, where my co-host Dave and I, Darren, dive into the absurdities of modern life with a comedic twist. In this fourth episode, we've hit a milestone and decided to shake things up with a special "Deadpool" edition. We're not talking about the superhero – we're predicting which celebrities might "fall off the perch" in 2024. It's all in good fun, and we're not wishing harm on anyone, so take it with a grain of salt and a laugh.


    Remember to subscribe or follow us on your favorite podcatcher, rate us on Apple, Spotify, Podchaser or GoodPods, and reach out on social media.

    Until next time,Get off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.


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     Timestamps


    00:00:12 - Podcast Introduction  

    Introducing the Get Off My Lawn podcast and hosts Darren and Dave.


    00:00:45 - Contact Information  

    Sharing contact details for the podcast on various social media platforms.


    00:01:17 - Celebrating Episode Milestone  

    Acknowledging the fourth episode of the podcast and discussing consistency.


    00:01:49 - Introducing Deadpool Episode  

    Explanation of the episode's theme where hosts will predict celebrity deaths.


    00:02:43 - Gene Simmons Death Prediction  

    Darren's humorous prediction on how Gene Simmons might meet his end.


    00:05:14 - Dave's First Death Prediction  

    Dave's prediction involving a D-grade celebrity's demise.


    00:09:53 - Greta Thunberg Death Prediction  

    Darren's satirical forecast of Greta Thunberg's fate.


    00:12:08 - Dan Andrews Mention  

    A brief mention of Dan Andrews in the context of the Deadpool list.


    00:12:59 - Rob Schneider Death Prediction  

    Dave's conspiracy-themed prediction for Rob Schneider's death.


    00:15:57 - Christina Jenner Death Prediction  

    Darren's speculative scenario involving Christina Jenner and a weight loss drug.


    00:18:43 - Bert Kreischer Death Prediction  

    Dave's narrative on how Bert Kreischer might encounter his end due to a Russian mafia story.


    00:21:04 - Britney Spears Death Prediction  

    Darren's creative and tragic prediction for Britney Spears.


    00:24:03 - Jim Carrey Death Prediction  

    Dave's theory on Jim Carrey's disappearance linked to his anti-Illuminati stance.


    00:27:15 - Ozempic Discussion  

    A detailed discussion on the weight loss drug Ozempic and its potential impact.


    00:30:12 - Fast Food Industry Conspiracy  

    Speculation on how the fast food industry might respond to a popular weight loss drug.


    00:31:35 - Recap of Previous Show Attempt  

    Darren and Dave discuss the need to redo the show due to a previous lackluster attempt.


    00:33:01 - Fireball Whiskey Mention  

    A casual mention of enjoying Fireball Canadian whiskey during the podcast.


    00:37:04 - Russian Mafia Story  

    Further elaboration on Bert Kreischer's infamous Russian mafia story.


    00:39:06 - Isaac Butterfield Praise  

    The hosts express their admiration for comedian Isaac Butterfield.


    00:41:00 - Wrapping Up Deadpool Episode  

    Conclusion of the Deadpool episode and a reminder for listeners to send in problems for "Dear Dave" segment.


    00:42:48 - Podcast Promotion  

    Encouraging listeners to subscribe, follow, and review the podcast on various platforms.

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    44 min
  • #3: Tourettes, AI Antics and How Thumbs Work

    Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!

    • First off, Dave and I discussed the phenomenon of Tourette's Girls on social media platforms like TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch. We took a closer look at Baylen Dupree, a popular figure in this space with a massive following. We watched some of her videos, debated the authenticity of her Tourette's, and even touched on her appearance on Dr. Phil. We also checked out another Tourette's influencer, Rachel Orkney, and pondered the differences between her and Baylen.
    • Next up, we ventured into the world of Twitch and discovered AI Jesus, an interactive generative AI that answers questions with a biblical twist. We had a bit of fun asking AI Jesus about the future success of our podcast and even tried to get some advice on Dave's "problem" with Mexicans. The responses were enlightening, to say the least.
    • We didn't stop there, though. We also interacted with other AIs, including a rather unhinged AI Donald Trump and a surprisingly aggressive AI Joe Biden. Their colorful language and policy-driven answers gave us a good laugh and some food for thought.
    • Unfortunately, we didn't have any listener submissions for our "Dear Dave" segment this time around, but we're hopeful you'll send in your life problems for future episodes. Just email us at [email protected] with "Dear Dave" in the subject line.
    • To wrap things up, we shared a couple of amusing social media clips, including a DUI stop with a hilarious attempt at the alphabet and a young soccer fan's accidental use of the middle finger instead of a thumbs up.



    That's all for listening to this episode! Remember to subscribe or follow us on your favorite podcatcher, rate us on Podchaser and GoodPods, and reach out on social media. Until next time, keep off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.



    00:00:12 - Introduction to the Podcast

    00:01:32 - Co-hosts' New Year's Plans

    00:02:54 - Tourette's Girls on Social Media

    00:07:14 - Bailyn Dupree's Appearance on Dr. Phil

    00:08:22 - Interview with Chris Cuomo

    00:11:22 - The Antidote to Hate

    00:12:14 - Other Tourette's Influencers

    00:19:57 - Twitch and AI Jesus

    00:23:57 - AI Jesus Answers Questions

    00:28:32 - AI Jesus on Becoming a Fortnite Pro

    00:30:04 - Host's Interaction with AI Jesus

    00:32:07 - AI Donald Trump's Response

    00:34:03 - AI Joe Biden's Take on the Wall

    00:37:01 - AI Biden on Immigration Policies

    00:42:12 - Alphabet Sobriety Test

    00:43:27 - Queers for Palestine Protest

    00:47:20 - Feel-Good Moment with a Child


    🌟 Connect with us:

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    51 min
  • #2: Office Life to Car Fights

    Hey Get Off My Lawn Army!

    In this episode:

    • We share our thoughts on a Gen Z individual's first encounter with the 9-5 work life and the struggles of balancing work with personal life.
    • We react to a viral video of a Google employee's "day at work" and discuss the implications of such work culture.
    • We introduce you to the world of Car Jitsu, a martial art that takes place inside a car, and discuss its potential as an Olympic sport.
    • We discuss the overuse of the word "like" and its impact on communication skills among the younger generation.
    • We announce our new segment "Dear Dave," where listeners can send in their life problems for Dave to solve.
    • We present our Wanker of the Week and Dead Set Legend of the Week awards.

    Connect with us:

    Send in your questions for 'Dear Dave':

    Don't forget to subscribe for more content and if you enjoyed the episode, leave us a like and a comment! Remember, don't break rule one, and we'll chat at you again in our next episode.


    00:00:12 - Introduction to the Podcast

    00:01:08 - Discussing the Work Ethic of Gen Z

    00:02:12 - Gen Z's Struggle with 9-5 Jobs

    00:03:31 - The Reality of Working Life

    00:04:07 - Government Subsidies vs. Working

    00:07:58 - A Day in the Life at Google

    00:10:34 - Layoff at Google

    00:14:01 - Coping with Being Laid Off

    00:18:37 - Introducing Carjitsu (Car Jujitsu)

    00:23:50 - Rules of Carjitsu

    00:25:49 - Potential Improvements for Carjitsu

    00:30:54 - Communication Skills of the Younger Generation(The "Like" Girl)

    00:36:46 - Introducing 'Dear Dave' Segment

    00:38:26 - Wanker of the Week Award

    00:42:34 - Dead Set Legend of the Week

    00:45:19 - Closing Remarks and Contact Information


    #GetOffMyLawnPodcast #GenZ #WorkEthic #CarJitsu #ComedyPodcast #DearDave


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    Gut Check · Ethan Meixsell

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    47 min
  • #1: Good Evening Viewers

    Hey everyone, Darren here, wrapping up our first-ever episode of Get Off My Lawn. Together with my co-host Dave, we dove into the bizarre world we're living in, courtesy of millennials and Gen Zers. We promised to keep things light-hearted and, true to our word, we had a good laugh at some of the more outlandish aspects of modern life.

    We kicked things off by discussing the phenomenon of NPCs (non-player characters) on YouTube, where individuals like Pinky Doll and Cherry Crush earn a pretty penny by performing repetitive, scripted actions live for their audience. It's a strange new form of entertainment that's raking in serious cash, and we're both amazed and slightly bewildered by it.

    Next, we touched on the topic of dating expectations in the social media age, featuring a clip of a woman with some pretty steep financial requirements for her potential partner. It's a funny yet telling example of how some people's expectations might be flying sky-high.

    Our awards segment was a hit, with the "Weird and Not So Wonderful" award going to the concept of the Butt Baby Big Brother, a bizarre product that left us questioning if it's a real thing or just a joke. The "Wanker of the Week" award was handed to a road rage participant who got a surprise visit from the police mid-tantrum. And finally, our "Deadset Legend of the Week" went to a quick-thinking truck driver who used the "gay lover defense" to avoid a mask-wearing fine during a police stop.


    We're still figuring out the format, but we had a blast and hope you did too. If you've got any feedback, suggestions, or nominations for our weekly awards, hit us up on Instagram at gomlarmy or email us at [email protected]. 

    Until next time, keep those death threats to a minimum, and if you must send them, direct them to Dave. 

    Catch you in a couple of weeks for more laughs and commentary on the weird world we live in.


    00:00:14 - Introduction to "Get Off My Lawn" Podcast

    00:01:16 - Podcast Format and Frequency

    00:03:45 - Segment on NPCs (Non-Player Characters) on YouTube

    00:10:37 - Discussion on Pinky Doll, an NPC Streamer

    00:14:31 - Pinky Doll's Reaction to OnlyFans Leak

    00:17:20 - Other NPC Streamers and Earnings

    00:24:58 - Husband Reacts to Wife's NPC Streaming

    00:27:00 - Wrap-up of NPC Segment

    00:30:33 - Weird and Not So Wonderful Award: Butt Baby Big Brother

    00:32:05 - Expectations in Relationships: Proposal and Income

    00:38:18 - Wanker of the Week Award: Road Rage Incident

    00:42:52 - Deadset Legend of the Week: The Gay Lover Defense

    00:45:54 - Closing Remarks and Contact Information



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    Gut Check · Ethan Meixsell

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