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Leo Lombardi is on top of the world.
He's got the looks, the career of his dream as a L1 pilot, the man of his dream...and a tendency to live his life without a care in the world.
Which wouldn't be too much of a problem per se, if only his nights of debauchery didn't affect all the people around him-spoiler alert, they do.
And it's always up to his boyfriend to pick up the pieces.
His boyfriend JJ, who is also a mechanic on his L1 team, who also has had enough of Leo's dissolute lifestyle and disrespect.
Which leads to a not so spectacular break up after a relationship that lasted a grand total of 5 years.
And that should have been the end of it, but alas.
For the Lady Luck-or Fortuna, in our case-is a cruel mistress, and without JJ, Leo seems to lose not only his life and work partner, but all the things that made him THE Leo Lombardi, including and especially...his winning streak.

If you were looking for a drama-filled sport BL involving racing cars and italian hunks, then look no further, this episode is the right one for you.
So join me as we travel to sunny Italy with a question in mind: will Leo ever get his mojo back? 
We shall wait and see I suppose, but in the meantime...Enjoy this dissertation on the first few chapter of what seems to be a little gem that will gift us with more than one surprises I am sure.

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I'm sure you're all in for a shock since I went mia for six months, but I'm explaining everything during the episode anyway...so let's keep this short and sweet, just like I am.
We're reaching the peak of summer here in the UK, and like a phoenix from the ashes, "Work love Balance" by A1 is back with a bang with a brand new season, and a whole lot of drama. Tons of it.
When for once we thought we found a drama free, sappy and addictive romance masterpiece with a load of good looking fellas and amazing eyebrows-we are being blatantly attacked.
So, if you're ready for the tension and tissues, join me as we embark on a journey that I'd like to call..."You, me, and the Devil makes three", aka, how a hottie from America is going to distrupt the newlywed bliss for Yiyoung and that handsome beast called Director Kang.
Enjoy!

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After all these years of navigating that often morbid yet fantastic universe that is the one populated by BL stories, did we need yet another plot featuring two childhood friends; one of them being insanely rich and handsome, the other one being scandalously poor, yet a sight for sore eyes himself, finding each other again under unfortunate circumstances, and with one of them affected by a severe (or maybe not so severe?) case of memory loss?
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
But are we going to talk about it regardless?
HELL YEAH!

So sit tight and prepare the lube and the tissues as we navigate through that drama filled piece that is "Cry Me a River" by Majjip.
With a mountain of debt left by his father, it seems like there's no other choice for Mi-Eum in order to survive and repay said insane amount of money but to become a spy.
Yes, you heard that correctly.
Since his father seems somehow incapacitated to own up to his own mistakes, Mi-Eum is presented with a choice: let his father die, or go to Baek Jitae's mansion in order to spy on him and report any weakness he might have to Baek Jian.
In case you're still confused as of the circumstances, the person Mi-Eum's father owes money to is Jian, aka Jitae's brother, who seems to have beef with the latter for...guess what? Circumstances regarding money and inheriting the family wealth.

But with more than meets the eye and a common past, will Mi-Eum be able to follow through with his mission, or will he be swept off his feet by his new mysterious and devilishly handsome employee-and soon to become sex partner?

Let's find out!

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Back in the homeland, we have saying that goes like "the one who don't die, you will see them again".
Something like that, yeah.
Well, not only did I decide to come back, not only we are witnessing a neverending summer that's driving me abso-fucking-lutely-insane. Alas, er have reached that moment.
The moment we've all been dreading for two and a half year.
The moment when "Pearl Boy" has met its ending has finally arrived.
And I'm shattered into a million pieces.

And with that, there's not much more to say.
If you want to know why I didn't like the finale, if you're curious as of why Choi Pilwon is still the biggest cunt on Earth to this day, and if you want to hear me praising that king that Kang Dooshik is-yet again-then look no further, this episode is the one right up your sleeve.
Enjoy.

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Despite calling it mastering the servant one too many a time, today we are talking about "Mastering the Secretary" by Ingzig and we will discuss about all things age of consent and the likes.

With a grand total of four chapters and a prologue, Mastering the Secretary explores the relationship between a faithful secretary and his sadistic young master.
Basically all the premises to make a story great.
So is it fair for authors to leave us crave for more when there's so much to discover yet so little to read?

Today we're keeping the memo short and sweet like me. If you want to find out  more, listen to today's episode, and enjoy!

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If you're familiar with the BL lore, the name Kang Daehyung will certainly resonate in your ears.
After all, he's the one who made sock garters a valid kink material.
Now, like all the beautiful things in this wretched life, last year on February the 22nd "On or Off" came to an end, with the promise for some extra (juicy) content that we waited for.
And we waited.
And waited again.
And when all hope was lost, the yaoi Gods listened to our prayers, and the miracle happened.
And we've been blessed not only with some extra episodes, but with an entire spin-off for our eyes delight only.

-In case you're still wondering, YES, Kang Daehyung and Ahn Yiyoung are back. 
And it's better than ever before.

Last we left off, our lovebirds had just started dating, all the while fighting the world of corporate corruption and nepotism.
Now that's all out of the way, sit back, relax, and enjoy as we're seeing our favourite couple like never before.
Because now they're living together, working together, eating together...you know the drill.
But can a relationship survive when personal space is the more and more lacking?
(Well it's not really like that, but I do love to sound a bit dramatic).
This is "Work Love Balance" by A1, enjoy!

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If you were aimlessly wandering the net looking for a raunchy comedy involving pink squishy tentacles, irresponsible fathers and sexy redhead aliens, then look no further, because today's episode is the right one for you.
I mean, I was already sold at the tentacle part, but still.

After years and years breaking his back to repay his father's debts, Baek Sohan is finally able to live a life without worries.
With a new roof over his head and a completely debt-free bank account, he's ready to start his new, quiet life as a household of one.
If only.
If only the hottest redhead alien and his fluffy tentacular assistant didn't crush on his roof on the very first day of his newfound life.
If only said alien didn't want to destroy the whole of humanity because of his father, who abandoned him many years back.
Ah, if only life ever went the way we wanted.

With an interplanetarian love story on the horizon and a quest to find a lost parent, will our heroes conquer the well deserved happy ending they want?
Let's find out, with the help of Sohan, Sihwa, Pippi and Gabin.
After all, this is their story to tell.

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I honestly believe that nothing beats a good pair of boobs.
And if said boobs are mounted on a perfect specimen of beefy athlete, than the formula is guaranteed to be a huge success.

And that's probably what the hero of our story thinks as well.
Han Juwon is a 23 year-old taekwondo major student, and full fledged virgin.
With looks to die for, he never engaged in anything sexual in his life, be it by himself or with a somewhat significant other.
Well, that is, until he accidentally gropes Park Jeong-min's chest. 
And from that moment on, his life is never gonna be the same.
From that moment on, Juwon will start developing a severe case of steamy, wet dreams involving him and his precious hoobae and a growing obsession for inverted...nipples.

Sit tight and relax as we embark on a journey where comedy of error is the key word.
Enjoy!

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If you were looking for an episode where betas have the recognition they deserve-and you were waiting for a comeback from the legendary Morak-then look no further, this episode is the one right up your sleeve.

Now, imagine a love triangle where male beta loves female beta, female beta doesn't like male beta, male beta is loved by male alpha, male alpha is the cousin of female beta,  male beta doesn't know any of the latter, and male beta is tricked into a situationship of sort by male alpha in order for male beta to win the heart of female beta.
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Let's find out as we follow the daily lives of Wooju, a garden variety beta, and Jiheon, his handsome and obsessive childhood friend who would do anything to make this redhead beta his...forever.

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"This is the story of an omega recognized by all as utterly peerless and at the top of the food chain...and me. A garden-variety alpha. A story of our totally unromantic romance"

In a world where omegas rule supreme, life is certainly not easy for an alpha.
However, Hyeon-Oh always tries to make the best and most out of it.
A photography student, he hopes to graduate soon, get a full time job and with a little bit of luck, to find a suitable omega who'd sweep him off his feet and pamper him like there's no tomorrow. 
However, all his dreams shatter to pieces- or so it seems- when his journey intertwines with the one of Chu Ga-in, the CEO of the Seonghwa Group.
As in the best tradition, it all starts as a one-night stand.
But can an intense night inbetween sheets, become something more than that? 

If like me, you were waiting for an omegaverse story where finally and for once omegas have the upper hand, then look no further, this episode is the one for you.
With the help of "Unromantic Romance" by Jeong Seokchan, we will explore the ifs and the buts of a love story ruled by the regulations of destiny.

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