Do you like science, hockey, floppy disks, college parties, multiple personalities, Roger Rabbit, bad dancing, terrible graphics, and bouncy balls? Then Genius (1999) is the smart choice! 13 year-old college student and science prodigy, Charlie Boyle, runs the ultimate experiment by reinventing himself as Chaz, a fun loving jokester, and reenrolls in Jr. high to win the heart of young Emmy Rossum. Charlie may be a teen genius, but is he smart enough to make friends? Join us for booze, buds and offensive commentary.

Are you a sky? Are you an urchin? In this episode we hit the slopes with everyones favorite surfer turned snowboarder and all around good dude, "Johnny Tsunami". Theres alcohol, drugs and just enough fresh pow to make you want to risk it all on a downhill race for a mountain you don't even own.

"The House Is Jumpin" with Suede's first tv crush, alexa before alexa, the future as we know it, and some really bad dance moves. Join us for offensive commentary, burps, and the creepiest DCOM scene we've to date.

On this episode Candy and Suede watch "The 13th Year" join us for a deep DIVE (get it?) into merm culture. There's drinking, drugs, nerd's, weirdo's, teens in speedo's, the weirdest name in show biz and enough offensive commentary to get us through one hell of a flick.

Finally parents who care about their child. This Episode we watch "Can Of Worms". It's chalk full of famous people, gross aliens, offensive commentary, and barking dogs. Pop open a cold one and enjoy.

Zeetus La Peetus guys it's "Zenon Girl Of The 21st Century". Please join us for offensive commentary, stellar outfits, inky bad guys, a possibly fake horse, and the most awesome concert outer space has ever seen.

It's Candy's fav DCOM "Halloweentown" Join us for offensive commentary, lame parents, famous people, magic, creepy men from high school, and revenge.

"If You're Good At Something Make Sure You're Parent's Won't Like It" This week we discuss "Brink". We Have offensive commentary, EVD, greasy hair, soul skating, bad haircuts, and everyone being "totally kyle"

Kirk Cameron acting like Kirk Cameron Acting like a dog. This one is hard to watch but we did it for you. Join us for a discussion of "You Lucky Dog". We have it all offensive commentary, 90's hotness, scientology, christian growing pains, messed up hairlines, and a really cute dog.

On our first ever episode we discuss the DCOM "Under Wraps". In this episode Candy and Suede dive into the wonderful world of made for TV madness. Goon's, mummies, clueless parents, offensive jokes, and one kid we both hate.