Dead Horse

It's off into the sunset for our Leprechaun-Loving Horses, as "Leprechaun Returns" marks (for now, anyway) the end of the franchise. "Psycho Goreman" director Steven Kostanski brings the series back to its roots, with a direct sequel that unites Mark Holton's Ozzie with a new cast and a new feller named Linden Porco (Linden Porco) playing the Leprechaun. How much self-awareness is too much-- just HOW far can a tongue go into a cheek?? Whats this vague social conscience doing in MY Leprechaun? Whats this-- a bechdel test? And finally, each Horse's ranking of the best entries in the series. Farewell, Lubdan! You're Valid, Hunny!!

The horses are back to discuss: Leprechaun Origins! Topics include: Who... is this for?, WWE movie stars, turning down money from family, and being three neurotypical and wealthy podcast co-hosts. Wow, we could've done something else but we did this!

The horses are back! And discuss: Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood! Warwick's swan song, movie formulas, Dark Gentlemen, newgroundsdotcom, and wait, characters actually SPENDING GOLD??? Who. would've. thought.

The Horses bring Honey 3 guest and actor Irene Polk back into the stable to pick apart the shockingly potent, enduring, profoundly weird "Leprechaun in the Hood." Where did these endearing protagonists come from? Real stakes and regard for human life? In MY Leprechaun movie? Transgender issues, the inescapability of poverty, and unprecedented audio issues: it's all in here, friends!

Space! The Most Tedious Frontier! Your beloved Horses struggle through the Leprechaun franchise's sci-fi outing, which sees the return of Aussie cult film director Brian Trenchard-Smith and the zaniest setting yet. Space marines! Space princesses! Space bisexual lab assistants! Space boobs! What is this franchise's fixation with cross-dressing and gender-swapping? Why does this movie come short in all the places that Leprechaun 3 was such a secret success? Tag along with us and find out! 

The horses are back to discuss Leprechaun 3 and are joined by the hilarious Max Spinelli! Together they discuss: So, the leprechaun has a brother? Why is every actor in this movie incredibly talented and genius? Why do all pawn shops have informative Leprechaun Lore on a CD rom? Is Jennifer Anniston Australian? Did Max have a hand in the financing of Leprechaun 3? Wait- someone in this movie was nominated for an Oscar?????

The horses discuss Leprechaun 2! Does it fall into Wannabe-TheRoom-Territory or Accidentally-Troll2-Territory? Will Cody and Bridget have a traditional ceremony or just elope with a few close friends (Morty)? Is Lubdan a misunderstood queer icon? Is this the scariest movie made in 1994? Will Becky remember to use her podcast microphone she bought with money or will she accidentally record with her Apple Headphones? (No, she will record with her Apple Headphones)

I WANT ME MINISERIES! The Colts go Celtic when the Horses embark on their longest miniseries to date: Trimark's LEPRECHAUN series! Warwick Davis stars as Lubdan the Leprechaun, a weird little guy who sucks, who menaces all manner of stooges, oafs, and Jennifer Anistons with poems and violence. What exactly are the Leprechaun's powers? What exactly are his weaknesses? Could someone negotiate with him if they stopped to consider it? Aren't his demands pretty actionable? John the Horses as none of these questions are answered, and who knows, they may strike podcasting gold!

Filmmaker and sister Wendy Granger joins the horses to dissect the as-of-now final entry in the UNDERWORLD Saga. Are you #TeamMichael or #Team the newer hunk I whose name I can't remember right now? Is it Daniel? I think it's Daniel. Just looked it up and it's David

This week The Horses slow their roll, and also make their roll a lot more washed out and visually muddy and they also make it way more boring and get rid of a lot of the elements that made their past three rolls kind of exciting or cool. This roll is a lot harder to sit through. This is a really uninteresting roll. It's UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING!