Dead Is Better

We're back! Did you ever want to watch Nic Cage act 100% serious and not at all over the top in a post apocalyptic family drama with evil furry Stretch Armstrong creatures? No? Neither did we. But we watched Arcadian anyway. Listen to our analysis of the least Nic Cagiest Nic Cage movie and be sure to tune in next time for a very special guest!

We're back and it's about to get all Freaky up in here! Because we watched Freaky. And 2 of the 3 of us recently escaped from a traveling freak show, but mostly it's the movie thing. You know how at some point every one of us has said "I wish there was a Freaky Friday style horror movie where Vince Vaughn acts like a teenage girl for most of the run time"? No? Just me? Well here it is anyway. Check it out.

We're back and we got big news! We watched a movie! I know right!? Shocking revelation here! Oh, yeah. Tony got engaged too. Sorry ladies and that one weird homeless guy. Jes off the market until his fiancee comes to her senses. Anyways. We watched Abigail and we can't say much about it without major spoilers so watch it first and then come back here for our scintillating and oh so witty analysis. Heh. Heh. Analysis has "anal" in it.

Hey! We're back! Today we go on a nature hike. In A Violent Nature to be exact! See what I did there? Ha ha... anyways... Ever wonder what it'd be like if they turned a walking simulator into a horror movie? Me either. But you definitely get to see a slasher get his cardio workout in this one. Check it out.

We're back finally! Sorry for the brief hiatus to both of you who ten. Andrew had to learn how to use a whole new editing program and, well, learning isn't exactly his thing. Anyways, today we talk about Totally Killer, which is what you get when you cross Back to the Future, Scream, and any number of 80s high school movies

We got a doozy today folks. Motorcycle zombie? Check. Zombie boyscouts? Check. Questionable romance between a mentally disabled man and a severed head? Check. Graveyard sex? That's a big ol check! That's right, it could only be Cemetery Man!

M-O-O-N that spells we finished The Stand! Join us as we discuss the finer points of back alley surgery, care for the elderly (don't let em go a wanderin'), and Trashcan Man being the hero we needed all along. Also, Stephen King still can't write an ending.

M-O-O-N! That spells new episode! You ever wonder if Lutenant Dan, Patrick from SpongeBob and mime Rob Lowe could survive the 2020 pandemic? I know I have!And youre in luck because today we talk about the first half of The Stand. Only the first half because it's really frigging long (that's what she said)!

Another episode already? Yup. What did you do to deserve this? Oh, you know full well what you did. And we're not mad, just disappointed. As punishment you have to listen to us talk about today's movie The Dark and the Wicked. Maybe next time you'll think twice. SMH.

Attention passengers! We're back! Expect a bumpy road ahead as we talk about today's road trip from hell, The Passenger! It's a heartwarming tale of one poor sap's really REALLY bad day at work and the amateur traveling life coach who takes him under his wing to try to guide him to a better tomorrow. And murders. There's, like, some gruesome murders in there too. Fun!