Dead Is Better

Hey! We didn't get canceled! It's a miracle! Today's movie is about how it only takes one little prick to cause big problems. We talk about our pointiest creature feature yet, Splinter.

Well, here it is folks. The episode that will undoubtedly get us canceled. Or at least it would if more people actually listened to us. Languishing in obscurity for the win! Anyway, today we talk about The Blackening.

It's been a while (beenawhiiile), but we're back! Sorry, we were on house arrest. But in our defense, the sign specified shirt and shoes were required. It said nothing about pants! Anyhoo... coincidentally enough today's movie is about the horrors of house arrest. Housebound!

We're finally back! Ever wonder what it would be like if the dude from Psych wrote and directed a movie that was a combination of Waiting, The Strangers, and a bit of Texas Chainsaw 2? Yeah, me either. But thats what we got with today's movie, Gravy!

We're going a little trip today, peoples! A Hell Trip as a matter of fact. All the way to Africa for this one. Im not sure, but Africa may be owed an apology after this flick. Stay tuned after the show if you've ever been curious about what kind of auditory jackassery usually gets cut from the show for pacing or time, but this time I decided to throw some back in at the end for funsies.

We're back peoples! And we got another Argentinian treat for you from the same guys who brought you When Evil Lurks. Today we talk about Terrified, the movie that answers the question of "What would happen if you had 3 episodes of the X Files all happening in one neighborhood at the same time?" I can't be the only one who has wondered that, right?

Wow, we got ourselves a humdinger for you today, folks. Thanks to our favorite embalmer in the whole wide world, Shannon, today we're talking about the cinematic masterpiece that is Zombie Boobies... I mean STRIPPERS! Zombie Strippers! Not since Schindler's List has there been such a moving piece of cinema. And as a bonus, Tony goes off the rails for a bit with stories from his childhood that he should probably be telling to a therapist. But you, dear listeners, get to hear it instead! Hooray!

Happy Festivus, Merry Christmas and Merry Kissmyass! It's jingly bell times, and as a gift to all 5 of you loyal listeners, we watched the big kahuna of bad movies. We've been dancing around it for years, but for you, dear listeners, we suffered the glorious disasterpiece that is Troll 2! Listen to our sanity unravel as we talk about one of the best worst movies ever. Enjoy, and have a happy whatever you celebrate.

We got a doozy here all the way from Argentina. Today we find out what happens When Evil Lurks. And just wow. I honestly don't even know what to say here. We make our usual jokes and stuff because if we stopped joking, I think we'd die. Kinda like if a shark stops swimming. We're joke sharks. But seriously, no disrespect to this one. Spoiler: it's a banger. Listen in to find out why.

We're back and we got Cooties! No, not the kind you get from spring break in Tijuana. The movie about zombie grade schoolers written by a team up of the guy who wrote Saw and one of the writers from Glee. Yes really. It's our most kid killingest movie yet!