Dead Is Better

We're back peoples! Today's movie is what happens when an anthology movie and an improv class get a little too frisky and forget to use a rubber. Today we talk about the Shudder original, Sacre Me.

We're back and today we talk about a movie that is definitely a film we watched. Yup. It sure was. We watched the ridiculously titled Natty Knocks aka Bill Moseley needed a paycheck. In the movie "lore" Natty may knock only nine times but we certainly knock this movie way more than that.

We're back peoples! And so is uber hot goth demon Angela who just won't let the party die! Yup. We're doing Night of the Demons 2: 2 Demon 2 Furious. Does this movie party harder than Andrew W. K. on coke or is it lamer than my 14th birthday where no one showed up? Listen and find out!

Hey peoples! Tonight we're gonna party! When a super hot goth chick invites you to a party, you definitely go right? I mean, sure it's in an abandoned funeral home. And yeah, she sometimes sounds suspiciously like Dr Claw. And maybe there's an evil dragon skeleton ghost. But you heard me when I said hot goth chick right? Thought so. Anyway, today we review Night of the Demons. And as a bonus, superfan friend of the show and embalmer supreme Shannon stops by and tells us a story!

Hoo boy peoples. This one is a doozy. I know some of you may watch this movie because of this episode, and I sincerely apologize. What can I even say here about Llamageddon without the benefit of poop emojis and a dumpster fire gif? But we did have some fun tearing this movie apart, much like my will to live as I watched it so there's that. And we did develop the film theory of The Danzig Effect as a result. Listen in for the glorious details.

We're back peoples! Today we got another fan pick! I know right? We actually still have fans! Will wonders never cease. Anyways, our embalmer friend Shannon has picked the 2006 James Gunn 80s B movie homage Slither. This one's got zombies, rednecks, a rabid undead deer puppet, and more brain slugs than you can shake a Nathan Fillion at. What more could you ask for?

Hey! We're back again! And we have tales for you. No, not From the Crypt. Although that would be cool. Damn, now I wanna watch that. Anyway, today we got Tales of Halloween! This one's got everything. Slashers, aliens, neighbors from hell, and more horror cameos than you can shake a severed limb at. But is it any good? Listen and find out.

Well, it's been a while but we're back. Sorry for the sporadic activity, but personal life things are going on. We may not be posting as regularly as before for a bit but I assure you we aren't going anywhere. Anyhow, Dead Snow 2! Twice the dead and double the snow! If you see one Norwegian nazi zombie movie this year... well you should probably watch the original Dead Snow first... but then strongly consider watching the sequel. Join us as we dive in!

Well, here it is folks. Our 100th movie review. It's been a long strange trip to this point and we got a doozy for you today. Vampire cowboys, Devon Sawa, Eli Roth, Julian Sands, a brothel, and that hot goth chick from Blair Witch 2. Sounds like the ingredients for a great movie right? Well, now add cinematic disaster master Glenn Danzig to the mix. What do you get? You get the oh so pretentiously named Death Rider in the House of Vampires. Yeah. Buckle up for this one...

We're back and in the words of Staind "Its been a while". Today we talk about a movie where some people find some cursed gold and have to fend off the undead horde that is out to reclaim it. No, not the Johnny Depp pirate movie. This one has nazi zombies, not ghost pirates. And it's Norwegian. And it does gore and violence in a way Disney would never have the cajones to do. That's right. We're talking Dead Snow.