Hey peoples! We had to go on a rona break but we're back! We got a doozy of a show for you today! We go all kinds of off the rails this time. There's much discussion, including how Netflix now sucks, horror drinking buddies, and the plethora of absurd Amityville movies that exist. Eventually, we get to today's movie Don't F*** In The Woods 2. Once again, solid advice right there.

Hey peoples! We got another package here for you! A Scare Package! That's right, today we're doing Scare Package II: Rad Chad's Revenge! That's right! They took Scare Package and added even more... umm... Package! Check it out!

Happy new year peoples! We have a package for you. A Scare Package! This is a horror anthology that has 7 times the story and 100% more Joe Bob Briggs than your average horror movie. So join us as we head on over to Rad Chad's Horror Emporium! By the way, can we borrow a couple bucks for our late fees?

Ho ho ho horror peoples! It's Christmas time, and we got a new episode to stuff right in your stocking! Today, we talk about the infamous Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2! It's actually 2 movies for the price of one! You know, since half this movie is scenes from the previous one. Anyway, join us as we review a movie that not only celebrates Christmas, but also excessive eyebrow movement and, of course, GARBAGE DAY!!!

We're back, peoples! Everyone was sick for a while, but now we're ready to turn those frowns upside down with the movie Smile! Definitely a movie that lives up to its name. Yup. There's smiles in that thar movie. There's other stuff, too, but based on the title, I'm pretty sure the focus is supposed to be smiles. It's the smileyest movie that ever smiled for sure.

Happy Thanksgiving peoples! Grab some turkey and gravy and we'll provide the Bruce Campbellberry sauce with today's movie, Black Friday! Yup, the yearly Thanksgiving shopping tradition that is basically already a horror movie is now actually a horror movie. Join us as we dig in! We even won't make you sit at the kids table!

Strap in peoples, we got a doozy for you today! Dead Is Better superfan, horror guru, and all around groovy human being Tim is back and he brought us John Carpenter's Body Bags! This one has something for everyone. Formaldehyde martinis, slashers, horror icons galore, gore, aliens, and even Mark Hamill's butt. Join us!

Today we answer some questions submitted by you, the listeners. All 5 of you. Also, we give our thoughts on the recent Hellraiser reboot. We have such sights to show you. You know, like the line from the movie. But, this is an audio podcast so... I guess it's more like we have such noises to show you. Mostly immature banter. Anyway, give it a listen won't you?

We're back today with Milfs vs Zombies (aka 4 Milfs vs Zombies if you're on Tubi). Boy howdy this one was a humdinger. Yup. Definitely a movie we watched with our eye holes. Really all you need to know about this one is right there in the title. So, yeah. Ummmm... New episode! Yay!

We're back! Today we have a movie that strives to answer one of life's greatest questions: is it easier to just go and build yourself a girlfriend? Answer: according to this movie, yes. Apparently Ikea women are a thing. Who knew? Anyhow, today we re-view Herbert West's re-turn in Bride Of Re-Animator!