Dead Is Better

We're back peoples! Today we join Jamie Foxx and Snoop Dogg slaying vampires on the Day Shift! This one's got it all folks! Violence, gore, jokes, kung fu, gun fu, fang fu, strangely hot contortionist vampire chicks, and Snoop as a vampire killing cowboy with a mini-gun! What more could you ask for?

Today we take a look at a movie where Martin Freeman goes on an epic journey across a far away land. No, not that one. We're talking about Cargo. This one has zombies instead of orcs. And a heart wrenching father/daughter story like a certain Korean zombie flick. But hey! At least we don't cry while talking about this one! Check it out!

Ah, the 2000s. A time of nü metal, movies looking like music videos, and adding "2000" to things to let you know they're super edgy. All those things have come together to give us today's movie, Dracula X-Treme Nitro 2000 presented by MTV and Surge! I mean... just Dracula 2000. Same difference. Yeah, it was a dark, stupid time for movies...

We're back today with a movie that has a very important message. Don't F*** In The Woods! Join us as we discuss this low budget horror that's full of boobs, boobs, more boobs, booty, boobs, booty, booty, boobs and... ummm... oh yeah, a monster that is the ultimate cock blocker.

Today we talk about possibly the most 90s movie ever. You know, the one where Edward Furlong plays a social misfit with an absent mother and ends up battling a technological monstrosity who is out to destroy his life. No, not T2. The other one. Brainscan. Boy, young Edward Furlong really didn't get along with technology did he?

We're back! And today we've got some cryptid combat! A mythical melee! A sasquatch slobberknocker! A beastial brawl! A... ummmm... monster... fight... or something. Today we talk Bigfoot vs wendigos in Dawn Of The Beast!

Hey peoples! Today we re-joice as Jade has re-turned as we re-view Re-Animator! Also we discuss music choices in the Upside Down, gripe about a particular trailer that has bummed us out, and Jade and Tony torture Andrew with references to one of the most horrible things in existence....*shudder* Creed

We're back! Well, some of us are back. Jade was out sick this episode (but we still at least called him up to bother him anyway). Today we talk about the Irish vampire flick Boys From County Hell! How do you deal with an Irish vampire you may ask? Well surprisingly the answer doesn't involve whiskey, potatoes, or even a shillelagh. Who knew? Anyhow, we also discuss personal slasher mask selection, truly idiotic video games, and Andrew finally finds an impression that sends Derrick over the edge.

Well, we're back peoples! Physically at least. Mentally we checked out long ago. We're all over the place with this one! We talk about our personal killing soundtracks, put questionable things on our browser histories, and have a bit of a disagreement over the movie Creep. SPOILER: Derrick is wrong.

We're back and today we're taking a look at another Italian film, Netflix's The Binding! Unfortunately I've already used up all my Italian jokes a couple episodes ago soooo.... ummm... yeah. Please listen? We're like funny and offensive and stuff.