Dead Is Better

It's episode 69 (giggity) and hoo boy do we got a humdinger today folks! We're continuing on our cinematic world tour, the most violent world tour since the 1940s. We're moving on to the COUNTRY of Taiwan (screw you John Cena) with today's movie, The Sadness! This one is pretty insane. It's like if a Slayer song and a Cannibal Corpse song had angry sex and the resulting offspring was a movie that was locked in a closet and raised on a steady diet of Red Bull, Cannibal Holocaust, and porn. Definitely not for the squeamish.

Stock up on pasta and garlic because today we got a film from the far off land of Italy! Today-a we talk-a about-a A Classic Horror Story! You no listen our podcast-a I break-a you face! Capiche? It's a spicy meat-a ball-a! Umm... other stereotypical Italian phrases! Forgetaboutit! Ok. I'm done. Just listen to the episode please.

We're back! We skipped a week again because Andrew was recovering from injuries sustained from a game of Guess Who that got out of hand, but all is well now. At least until the ensuing trial. Anyhowser... today we talk about the New Zealand grim fest, Coming Home In The Dark. This one was a doozy!

We're back peoples! There was a two week unplanned hiatus but thanks to weak extradition laws and a file baked into a birthday cake we managed to get free. Today we go over horror headlines, talk about overrated horror characters, and review the Irish horror comedy Extra Ordinary. We laughed. We cried. We vomited ectoplasm.

We all know air travel sucks. The security check, the bad food, the rude passengers, the vampires... it's just the worst! Today we talk about the Netflix original movie Blood Red Sky. In this movie there may be a vampire infestation and terrorists on the plane, but at least they aren't flying Spirit Airlines right?

Remember malls in the 80s? According to today's movie you could find literally everything there! Cigarettes in vending machines, boobs, highly explosive paint, more boobs, enough guns and ammo to impress Ted Nugent, and even malfunctioning killer robots! Yup, obviously we're talking about 1986's Chopping Mall this episode! Strap in because we go off the rails pretty quickly today. Adult beverages may have been involved...

Hey peoples! Sorry about the erratic publishing schedule as of late. A little annoying thing called "life" keeps happening and getting in the way. We will continue to put out new episodes as frequently as we can. With that bit of groveling out of the way, we're back with a look at Into The Dark's Good Boy! The movie that proves adopting a psychotic killer monster dog is still better than having kids. We also talk about movies that turned out better than our expectations and Derrick ruins Andrew's day by violating his soda. Fun times!

Hey peoples! It's the end of the world as we know it and we feel fine. Well... maybe not fine but at the very least indifferent. Today we look at the Norwegian post nuclear war (irony) thriller Cadaver. Or Kadaver as it's known in Norway where everything is spelled like the name of a death metal band. Also in this episode, Andrew must defend his horror trivia title against Tony, and we talk about movies that just didn't live up to thier own hype.

We got us a Texas sized doozy here today peoples! Put on your cowboy boots and your dead mama's face because we're reviewing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! That's right, the much anticipated sequel to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre! (My head hurts trying to follow that logic...) Where do we line up on what seems to be this very divisive splatterfest? Even Tony's dog puts his two cents in! Listen and find out!

Strap on your bib, put on your stretchy pants, and load up on antacids, because today we're having a Feast! That's right! The Wes Craven/Matt Damon/Ben Affleck produced creature feature from the early 2000s dissected by us for your enjoyment! Also featuring our discussion on terrible movies that we love anyway as an appetizer. Bon appétit!