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The heroes regroup at the local inn; settling in for the night to consider their next move. They lay their equipment out across the floor of their rented room, and began to clean them thoroughly. They would need to figure out a way to determine how many of the townsfolk had been converted to vampires, and then what they would do once acquiring the information.

The Jester looked upset, as he hadn't been able to participate in the fighting. He would surely have an opportunity to soon. The Swordsman Hero wiped down his blades, and prepared to sharpen them back to perfection. The Woman checked her bowstring, and swapped out the used arrows for new ones. Once they were satisfied with their work they headed to bed, ready to begin anew in the morning.

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The Swordsman Hero and The Jester decided they had heard enough, and wrapped up their interrogation of the young vampire. They turned away to gather their things, and the boy stood up behind them to leave. As he made his way to the door he saw a flash of motion out of the corner of his eye, though by that time it was already too late. An arrow found its way through his eye and out the back of his skull.

The Swordsman hero and The Jester didn't even look back at him as his body slumped to the floor. The Woman knew that they could leave none of the creatures alive, and so she had done her job as needed. The room was a bloody, gory mess, but they were confident in their work. They picked up their things and left the church.

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The Swordsman Hero and The Jester began asking questions of the young man, starting with who he was and why he was there. The young man told them everything they wanted to know, including who the other churchgoing vampires were. He informed them that they had been using the church as a cover to convert others to vampires, though he had only just recently been turned.

The feral vampire had been found some years ago in a nearby cave, and had been brought into the church by a few of the townspeople thinking they could control it. When it realized their plan, it had attacked them. They escaped by trapping it in the basement, but ended up being turned. Realizing the new power they possessed, they came to the conclusion that they could turn others and form a powerful force that they could lead.

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The Swordsman Hero and the Woman cleaned off their equipment while ensuring that the surviving vampire didn't escape. As they did, the Jester made his way back upstairs from the basement and joined them. They gathered up their used knives and arrows and looked over them to see what could be salvaged. All the while, the vampiric churchgoer cowered in the corner.

The Swordsman Hero approached them, preparing his questions in his mind. The individual in front of him was a young man, hardly out of his teens. He looked as though he could barely grow a beard, and his eyes looked as though they had seen nothing of the world. The young man slid himself backwards as the Hero approached, not knowing what to do in this moment of terror. The Jester also moved towards him, crouching down and grinning a sinister smile.

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Preparing to defend themselves, the vampiric churchgoers turned and screamed at the Swordsman Hero and the Woman as they were rushed. The put their hands up to deflect the oncoming attacks, and took defensive stances. Their fingernails turned into claws as they prepared a counterattack.

It didn't matter. The Swordsman Hero slashed his knife faster than they could react, and the Woman plunged a blade through the chest of the vampire in front. The Swordsman Hero flicked his knife into the head of one member of the group, and then drew his sword in a move that cut another in two. A pair of the vampires had fallen to the floor clutching their throats, trying to stem the bleeding caused by the Swordsman Hero's knife. He finished the job with two clean strikes from his sword.

The remaining three vampires backed off in fear, realizing that they had no chance of stopping the monsters in front of them. The Woman jumped at them, and slashed one across the chest. She quickly pivoted on one foot and cleanly removed the head of another. As she moved to eliminate the final member of the group, the Swordsman Hero stopped her. They would keep them alive to answer some questions.

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The group of vampiric churchgoers had returned inside, and gathered back up together. Their secret would be out now that the feral vampire in the basement had been discovered. They talked amongst themselves about what they should do. As they did, they heard a noise coming from outside.

Abruptly, the door exploded off its hinges and into pieces into the main hall of the church. Immediately afterward, and before the churchgoers could react, a knife came flying in. Through all of the debris it managed to stick itself into the eye of one of the shocked members of the group. Before they could react to their member being killed, an arrow pierced the neck of another.

They quickly turned and looked out the door, shocked to see the Swordsman Hero and the Woman sprinting in at them. The Woman slung her bow back over her shoulder, and the Swordsman hero drew another knife from his pouch. The group shouted in surprise, and readied to defend themselves.

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Realizing they needed to come up with a plan quickly to rescue the Jester, the Swordsman Hero and the Woman scrambled out of sight of the parishioners still standing in the shadow of the church doorway. They crept around a few corners, and positioned themselves so they could still see the church.

They talked about what their plan going forward should be, all the while reorganizing their equipment they had hastily scooped up on their way out of the church. They strategized what the best course of action would be, and eventually came to a conclusion that they were happy with. Stepping back out onto the street, they walked back towards the church.

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Caught off-guard by what they were seeing, the heroes are stopped in their tracks. The group of seemingly resurrected individuals stared back at them, apparently having not realized that anyone else was inside the church. They glanced among themselves, and then slowly began approaching the heroes.

The Swordsman hero looked to the woman and together they quickly sprinted across the large room, grabbing their equipment off the floor along the way. They raced to the nearest door, eager to get outside and away from the bizarre individuals. They Swordsman hero grabbed the door handle, and pulled the door open as quickly as he could.

Racing out into the courtyard, they spun around to see if they were being followed. The group of people from inside huddled around the doorway, but did not step out into the sunlight. The heroes were curious about this, but then the realization came upon them. The vampire in the basement was not alone. The group in the doorway now had likely been turned by the feral creature in the basement, and were cautious about the sunlight. The heroes then realized something else - the Jester was still inside.

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The heroes gazed in at the creature, not sure what to do with it. They knew it was contained for the time being, but also knew the danger leaving such a creature alive could create. They looked around the interior of the room as best they could from the door, all the while the vampire crept around away from the fire.

They spotted some bones scattered in the corners, as well as what looked like some cloth material on the floor. They couldn't tell if they were covered in blood, or just dirt and grime. What they were certain of was that the scraps were clothes of some unfortunate souls.

The Jester indicated that he would stay behind to keep an eye on the monster, and so the Swordsman hero and the woman set off in search of some answers. They return up the stairs, planning to head to the town center to see what they could learn from the townsfolk. After reaching the top of the stairs and returning to the main hall of the church they stopped in their tracks as they realized the parishioners they had been searching earlier were no longer on the floor and scattered about.  Instead they stood in a group in the middle of the large room, suddenly turning their attention to the heroes.

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The woman sprinted back to her party, slamming the door behind her as she arrived back at the main floor. The Swordsman Hero and the Jester turned quickly to look at her, wondering what had caused her to react in such a way. Their weapons were already prepared, and they were ready to fight.

She explained to them that she had caught a glimpse of something monstrous in a crypt below the church. She couldn't be sure what it was, but they needed to come with her to investigate. They gathered their things and followed her back down.

Arriving at the dark foot of the steps they peered through the metal bars of the door, barely able to make anything out. The Jester whispered something, and suddenly a flame burst forth from his hand. It flew through the barred window of the door, and landed in the middle of the room. As it did, a shriek rang out.

Recoiling from the flame was a gray, monstrous form. It looked to be an emaciated man, though his clothes were tattered and barely hanging onto his frail body. What struck the nerve of the heroes was that his body had contorted into a nearly unrecognizable shape. His feet looked like that of a beast, with sharp claws scraping the ground. His long, thin arms were tipped with razor sharp fingernails that looked like long knives at the end of his sickeningly thin fingers. The man's ears were long and pointed, making for a harrowing shape.

What had made the woman recoil and run was the monster's face. It hardly resembled that of a human. The nose was more of a snout, with a nose leaf connecting the skin and surrounding tissue. Its mouth was twisted and fangs lined the crooked grimace within. The eyes were sunken in, and were a shade of the darkest red imaginable. The monster was terrifying, and the heroes knew all too well what it was. A vampire.

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