Dead Jester Productions Podcast

The Heroes made their way back out of the tower and into the main hall of the cathedral. What greeted them was a swarm of people with horrified looks on their faces. Apparently the screaming of the monsters and subsequently the religious leaders has echoed down into the main area of the cathedral. The Heroes realized they needed to be as inconspicuous as possible, so they quickly sprinted for the exit.

Racing out of the cathedral, the heroes rapidly made their way down the street and round corner after corner. Noticing a group of people blocking the street ahead, they quickly turn into an alleyway. The Swordsman hero raced forward, and made his way back out into the main street, though as he did he slammed face-first into the female combatant from before.

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With the remains of the creatures still smoldering in the next room, the Jester shut the door viewer to contain the smell. Turning back to the religious leaders, they shook in fear at the Jester's sinister grin. The small skeletons wriggled around in a way to force the leaders to move. The skeletons around the burned door pulled it off its hinges and it opened. smoke poured out, and a horrific smell filled the room.

The religious leaders squirmed and struggled as they were forced towards the door. As they crossed the threshold, they let out screams. Small flames still licked the walls of the room, providing just enough light to watch as the religious leaders were stuffed into the room around the charred piles of ashes that were once monstrous beasts. Once the last had been smuggled in, the small skeletons shut the door and dragged the key back into the floor with them as they disappeared into a swirl of dirt and grime.

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After allowing the Jester to politely ask a few questions, the Heroes were satisfied that they had gotten at least some of the truth out of the men. They turned to look back at the door which held in the group of creatures. The Jester peered back through the small slat in the door and figured the rough whereabouts of all of the hideous beasts. Turning back to the other Heroes, they nodded and he took a step back from the door.

Preparing himself, he conjured a small ball of flame in his hand. He motioned towards the window in the door, and the flame shot forth and into the room. It struck against the back wall, spreading outward to consume all in its path. The creatures within shrieked and ran towards the sides of the door to escape the flames. Sparks shot out from the fingertips of the Jester as fire continued to pour forth.

Soon, the room was filled with flames and shrieking abominations. The door began to creak as they battered against it. The Jester's small skeletons piled up against it in an effort to keep it from breaking open. The heat poured outward, nearly singeing the eyebrows off of the religious leaders nearby. After what seemed an eternity, the cries quieted down and the Jester relaxed his hand. The vampires were dead.

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With a wave of his hand, the Jester summoned his small skeletal minions. They grabbed the bishop and other religious leaders, holding them in place. The men screamed in terror, shocked that the Heroes would act against them. The Swordsman Hero walked between them, eyeing them up. He stopped at one of the oldest looking men in the bunch.

Staring the man directly in the eyes, the Swordsman Hero began to question him. He asked why the creatures were in the room, but the man wouldn't answer. The small skeletons tightened their grip around his legs, and he let out a small squeal. The Swordsman Hero continued his questioning. When the man still refused to answer, the Swordsman Hero looked to the Jester. The Jester grinned and stepped forward.

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The Jester held his ground as the forms in the room rushed at the door. Unfazed by the commotion, he watched as they passed into the light from the door. Even from just the glimpses he could tell what was contained in the darkness of the secluded tower in the massive cathedral. About a dozen feral vampires scurried around in the room before them, each appearing more ancient and violent than the last.

The Heroes were surprised by this revelation, and gave looks of distrust towards the bishop and religious leaders. Maintaining feral vampires in a location such as this would be unimaginably difficult, which only raised more questions. Based on the situation, it was clear that the vampires here had some relation to the one the Heroes had slain previously. They would make sure the religious leaders would talk.

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The bishop gestured for the Jester to assist in opening the door, and the Jester obliged. Small skeletons emerged from around the hinges of the door, pulling it off of its hinges. The Jester caught the door before it could fall and injure the group behind him. He checked the door, and then placed it gingerly back on the hinges. Opening and closing it, he tested the result of his handiwork. Apparently pleased with himself, he nodded to the bishop.

The bishop urged the group through the door. The Heroes made their way up the remaining stairs and into a dimly lit room. Inside was nothing but a torch and yet another door. The bishop quickly made it clear that they should abstain from straying too closely, and the leaders backed away quickly. The Jester ignored this warning, and slid open the door viewer and peered inside.

Inside there was a large amount of shuffling, and the Jester could make out shadowy forms skittering around the small beam of light making its way through the door viewer. Before he could decide what he believed he saw, there was a flurry of action, and the occupants of the room rushed at the door.

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After climbing what felt like a thousand stairs, the Heroes notice the bishop and leaders stop in front of them. They murmur amongst themselves a bit before the bishop gestured for the Jester to come forward. The Jester looked around uncertainly, and then awkwardly pushed his way up the stairs.

He first passed by the slender Woman, and then easily past the Swordsman Hero. Unfortunately, the religious leaders were a bit plump, and so the Jester brushed up against them as he attempted to pass. At first he tried to face away from them as he went by, but was put off by the bellies of the leaders pressing against his back. The Jester's composure was further tested when facing towards them as he passed, as he locked eyes with the leaders as they pressed against each other face-to-face. Upon reaching the top by the bishop, the Jester looked back at where he had come from and saw only upset faces. The Woman and Swordsman Hero attempted to hide their chuckles as the leaders embarrassedly hid their faces. 

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Climbing up the stairs, the Heroes could see that each step they took grew less and less worn, as though those that had used it had lost their nerve and turned around. Each step had fewer cracks, and wore more and more dust, as nobody had bothered to climb far enough to clean them.

The Heroes heard a muffled noise from further up the staircase. It seemed like a growl of sorts, but they could not be sure. They were not deterred, and if anything it made them more curious. The bishop lead the way, with the leaders following closely behind. The Heroes were at the back of the procession, and could see nervousness creeping into the leaders. Whatever was at the top of the staircase caused them to grow fearful. The Heroes' curiosity grew ever more.

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The door wouldn't budge. The attendant tried pulling again, but it made no difference. He put his foot on the wall, putting all of his strength into pulling, and still the door wouldn't move. The Jester motioned him to step aside, and so he did. The Jester placed his hand onto the door, and small skeletal fingers crept out from around the hinges. They pushed their way out, forcing the door off of its hinges and it collapsed to the floor.

The bishop and leaders look on in shock as the Jester picked up the heavily damaged door and leaned it up against the wall. The Swordsman Hero assured them that they would repair it before they left, and they went into the room. The Heroes looked around and realized they were in a small room that led to a staircase leading upward. They began their ascent.

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After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the Heroes are finally called upon by the bishop. They turn to see him standing with a few religious leaders. They look at the Heroes cautiously, unsure of what to make of them. The leaders looked wary of the Jester in particular, though there was probably good reason for that. The Bishop waved the Heroes over, and so they made their way to him.

They continued through to a back room in the cathedral until they reached a small, old door. It's hinges were heavily rusted, and its wooden features were dry and cracked. The Bishop motioned for an attendant to open it, and they attempted to do so. They pulled out a small, old key and fit it into the lock. With a turn, the lock made a solid clunk, and the attendant pulled on the handle.

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