This episode opens up hard with butt stuff right out the gate. What is wrong with us? Some lunatic glued MAGA hats on some pigeons. The birds and homeless people in Minneapolis are out of control.

In general, don’t trust birds.

Some lady threatened to rob a McDonald’s over $2 in sauce charges. Also, some nutball fucked a stuffed animal in a Target.

Cheers!

In this episode, Diana tells a story about Bagel Boss that you will not believe. We also ask some of the harder hitting questions like how to improve your dick pic game. Are you a fuck boy? Maybe. Find out in this exciting episode of Dead Rat Pizza!

No one asked for more of this, but here it is.

What Did We Talk About?

* Ballin’ Out Super promo.* Let’s Talk About Bleach.* Anime Pulse.* The Witcher on Netflix.* Pauly Provolone and Tony Lasagna .* my_husband_jesus_christ_lives6.* Jesus Aguilera.* Clogged toilet.* How I was almost sold for parts.* Daddy Dada is saving women.* Bodega electrician.* Creeps be creeping.* The Return of the Blowmaster 5000.* The Lifestyles of Joel and Max.* All night skates.

Noel joins me for part two of this shenanigans power hour.

What Did We Talk About?

* Bartender by T-Pain.* Mick Foley’s daughter does cosplay.* The Attitude Era of WWF.* Sleepovers used to be cool.* Trampolines were dope, too.* John McAfee fucks with guns.* Be careful of those emo kids.* Furries be yiffing.* The Mia Khalifa song.* Belle Delphine is out of her mind.

It’s Dead Rat Radio. This is something I’ve been wanting to do for the last few weeks. It’s exactly what the name implies. I play a bunch of music. Most of it can be found on Spotify. A few songs are from my personal collection.

It’s Dead Rat Radio. This is something I’ve been wanting to do for the last few weeks. It’s exactly what the name implies. I play a bunch of music. Most of it can be found on Spotify. A few songs are from my personal collection.

Noel is back to bring the pain. What Did We Talk About? Breakfast cereal sucks. Fuck sequins. Weird bodega food. Bad movies for first dates. Zoolander the cartoon. The Mask comic book series. Kickass comic book series. The Slim Shady Show. Buying porn at Sex World. Magical Girl Site spoilers. Don’t pee out the window. […]

This episode is late because I decided that drinking was more important than editing. I didn’t listen to this one all the way through because Diana decided to Marie Kondo me last week and I’m not in the mood to listen to her talk for an hour. Pretty sure this episode is about meat and Fall Out Boy.

This episode is late because I decided that drinking was more important than editing. I didn’t listen to this one all the way through because Diana decided to Marie Kondo me last week and I’m not in the mood to listen to her talk for an hour. Pretty sure this episode is about meat and […]

This week I’m joined by Diana from Femsplained. What Did We Talk About? Hot-Sight 2020. Paul needs daddy practice. Teaching Paul how to use tinder. Running someone else tinder. I’m still mad about milk. Porn needs to let people know when pee is involved. Can we make reverse pickles. Uber in MN sucks. Diana’s best […]