Dead Rat Pizza

Hey kids! This is the final part of the return of Tony Large Bears. When is he coming back? Who could know. What Did We Talk About? Streaming vs. home video releases of porn. Baby currency. Joe-ing off with your bros. Lost Bets Games. Awkward porn dialog. Putting food in your vagina. Cats are filthy […]

Hey kids! This is the final part of the return of Tony Large Bears. When is he coming back? Who could know.

What Did We Talk About?

* Streaming vs. home video releases of porn.* Baby currency.* Joe-ing off with your bros.* Lost Bets Games.* Awkward porn dialog.* Putting food in your vagina.* Cats are filthy creatures.* What if cats got us high.* Ramon: The Monster of Cock.* Girl steals Papa John’s delivery car.* Women caught masturbating in public.* Man attacks wife with Taco Bell burrito.* Don’t inject cum in your back.* The terrible things we did to our dicks in 2018.

More dining room podcasts with Tony Large Bears! What Did We Talk About? Car troubles. How Killer Queen gave me a daddy complex. Weird Instagram model descriptions. Dom-in-Training. Tinder is a wasteland. Me thinks the lady doth protests too much. Cosplay shenanigans. People be hacking our butt plugs. Sex robot uprising. Taco Bell and chill. […]

More dining room podcasts with Tony Large Bears!

What Did We Talk About?

* Car troubles.* How Killer Queen gave me a daddy complex.* Weird Instagram model descriptions.* Dom-in-Training.* Tinder is a wasteland.* Me thinks the lady doth protests too much.* Cosplay shenanigans.* People be hacking our butt plugs.* Sex robot uprising.* Taco Bell and chill.* Egg drop soup.* The order of operations in the bathroom.* Dicks out for computer repair.* It’s hard to get a UTI when you have a big ween.

God damn! This next batch of episodes features a very special guest: Tony Large Bears. I also recorded this episode in my friends dining room, so there’s that. What Did We Talk About? Getting onto iTunes is hard. KVSC Trivia Weekend. Spilling bourbon on my MacBook. The MN gas crisis. The Whiskey, Burger King, Taco […]

God damn! This next batch of episodes features a very special guest: Tony Large Bears. I also recorded this episode in my friends dining room, so there’s that.

What Did We Talk About?

* Getting onto iTunes is hard.* KVSC Trivia Weekend.* Spilling bourbon on my MacBook.* The MN gas crisis.* The Whiskey, Burger King, Taco Bell Diet.* Tony loves throwing up at airports.* The best airport to puke in.* Knife cocaine is one hell of a drug.* That time I almost got caught self-completing by a home invader.* Drunk people going into the wrong house.* How I accidentally didn’t hook up with a sorority girl.* Tin Cup, the grab-and-go bourbon.* Ham’s Sandwich Shop.* Mystery door food in Manhattan.* The Seafood Lady of Bed-Stuy.* Cheap cigarettes.* The airport bar hustle.

We’re back! And I’m fucking wasted. Don’t do your podcast drunk, kids. I cut out a TEN MINUTE conversation about couches that went nowhere. Noel joins on this episode to talk about the time I destroyed my neighbors bathroom when they weren’t home. What Did We Talk About? Pregaming your dick. The Bobrick Pledge. Fuck […]

We’re back! And I’m fucking wasted. Don’t do your podcast drunk, kids. I cut out a TEN MINUTE conversation about couches that went nowhere. Noel joins on this episode to talk about the time I destroyed my neighbors bathroom when they weren’t home.

What Did We Talk About?

* Pregaming your dick.* The Bobrick Pledge.* Fuck Google!* The Great Poop Day.* The time I got drugged.* Fuck milk!* Horny on main.* Porn lore.* Microwave quirks.* Unbreakable, Split, and Glass.* Erotic Bigfoot novel.* Mountain lion gets choked out.

Holy shit it’s the first episode of Dead Rat Pizza. I was going to post this on Monday, but Twitter told me it was National Pizza Day. I’m joined on this inaugural episode by licensed comedy boy, Noel. Part two will be out February 25, 2019. What Did We Talk About? Drunk Twitter shenanigans. Seamless […]