Lauren and her husband CLOG their DRIVEWAY with everything from CARS to REFRIGERATORS…And the LOCALS aren’t LOVING IT! Well, next door NIGHTMARE Dean calls to say not only is their CRAP COLLECTION against the RULES, but it also makes their already UGLY HOUSE even UGLIER!

What does Dean do to get UNDER Lauren’s SKIN?!

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Liz works at a BURGER PLACE so she knows how WEIRD people can be when they get HUNGRY, but she’s NEVER dealt with anyone like THIS! Today the FOULMOUTHED Rallo, from the Cleveland Show, calls Liz’s burger place looking for POPCORN SHRIMP…And things just go DOWNHILL from there!       

How does Liz like Rallo’s SPECIAL way of ASKING NICELY?! 

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Adam had some people over for a PARTY and the cars took up the street’s ENTIRE cul-de-sac! Well, Rog, the blocked-in neighbor next door, calls to say Adam’s DUMB friends kept his GARBAGE from getting PICK UP, so he’s coming over to DUMP it on Adam’s LAWN!  

How does Rog push Adam over the EDGE?! 

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Donnie’s KIDS like to ride DIRT BIKES, so someone called the COPS, but they said GO AHEAD! Well, Rog, the neighborhood NARC, calls Donnie to say since the COPS didn’t serve JUSTICE, Rog will have to take matters into his OWN HANDS!

Will Donnie’s bikes SURVIVE this CALL?! 

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Andy put $500 DOWN on a COUCH she tried to buy a YEAR AGO…And she STILL doesn’t have it! Well, the guys, representing the CRAPPY COACH people, call Andy to say her couch has been SOLD to someone else because she wasn’t making her PAYMENTS…On the couch she DOESN’T have YET!  

Will Andy need a LIE-DOWN after this CALL?! 

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Kevin has a DEER FEEDER in his BACKYARD, because he likes to give nature a helping hand, how NICE! Well, Dean, the animal HATING neighbor next door, calls to say that feeder needs to GO, because DEER are basically large horned RATS, and he doesn’t want anything to do with them!  

How does this DEER dispute get even WEIRDER?! 

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Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, James is a TELEMARKETER, so he knows how to keep his COOL when people get HEATED, but James might find HIS limit with THIS call! TODAY, James calls the always OPINIONATED Dr. Phil, and he thinks James has a DRUG PROBLEM he’s just not being honest with himself about…And he wants him to get HELP! 

How will James handle Dr. Phil’s signature CALM CONDESCENSION?!

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Mikaela saw a person PARKED in a HANDICAP spot without a HANG TAG, so she left a NASTY NOTE! Well, Rog, the parking PROBLEM MANCHILD, TRACKED Mikaela down to say who DIED and made her the PARKING SHERIFF?!    

How HEATED does the HE SAID, SHE SAID get on this CALL?! 

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Kim’s TRANSMISSION needed some WORK, but not to worry it’s under WARRANTY…Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the ROUGHNECK mechanic, calls Kim to say he only has a PARTIAL WARRANTY which means SHUT UP and PAY YOUR PART or else he’ll have to pay for the WHOLE THING!

Will Kim need a WALLET WARRANTY after Rog is down with him?! 

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Jim ordered some SOCKS online, but when the package showed up it was taped, sealed, and COMPLETELY EMPTY! Well, Dean, the customer service EXPERT, calls Jim to say they don’t have any PROOF that he didn’t get his SOCKS, but as a peace offering Dean’s going to take a LONG RUN and send Jim HIS!

How FUNKY is Dean’s SPECIAL DELIVERY?! 

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