Carl rented a CAR, but BUSTED UP one of the RIMS, so he REPLACED it before bringing it BACK! Well, Dean, the demented RENTAL MANAGER, calls Carl to say they found out about his PATHETIC amateur MECHANIC WORK, and since Carl SCREWED it up in the first place, he’s on the HOOK for the REPAIRS!  

Will Carl & Dean WORK something OUT, or PUNCH each other OUT?! 

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Mike had a BIG PARTY at his LAKE HOUSE and his ELDERLY NEIGHBORS didn’t appreciate it! Well, HOA heavyweight Rog calls to say either Mike turns down the TUNES or else Rog is coming over to BEAT HIM DOWN!

How do we go from WILD PARTIES to WILD PUNCHES?! 

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On Thursday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Rachael works at a DELI, so she’s used to people making WEIRD special ORDERS, but NOTHING like this! Today a VERY hungry DAVID LEE ROTH calls Rachael looking for a bucket of FRIED CHICKEN and he’s not taking, “we don’t have that…” for an ANSWER!      

Will David drive Rachael CRAZY trying to get his CHICKEN FIX?! 

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Henry gets his DOG FOOD delivered, but the last order didn’t SHOW UP, so he had to go out and buy it HIMSELF! Well, Dean, the delivery DELINQUENT, calls to say Henry’s getting that missed shipment whether he wants it or not, so SHUT UP and OPEN WIDE…Cuz This month’s flavor is SALMON and SWEET POTATO!

How does this call go from talking about KIBBLES n’ BITS to KICKS n’ BRUISES?! 

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Lauren STILL has her CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS up and the neighbors have had ENOUGH! So, Rog, the OVERLY dedicated HOA rep, calls Lauren to tell her that the BIG SANTA INFLATABLE needs to come down NOW or else he’s coming HOME with Rog!       

How does Lauren handle Rog’s post-Christmas ROUGH-UP?! 

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Charles ordered a NEW CAR and, lucky him, it arrived EARLY! Well, CAR SALESMEN Dean calls Charles to say his NEW car is here, it just has 2,300 MILES on the odometer AND it’s the WRONG COLOR! Otherwise, it’s just what Charles WANTED!

Will Charles have to order ANOTHER CAR to get what he ASKED FOR?! 

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Larry rented a BEACH HOUSE for his family to RELAX, but his trip was anything BUT relaxing! Larry had to deal with too many people in the next house over FLOODING his backyard with SEWAGE WATER! Well, PROPERTY MANAGER Dean calls Larry to say he doesn’t believe a WORD of his story, heck he probably busted the commode HIMSELF!

Will Larry be UP A CREEK on this CALL?! 

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Nichole had some WINDOW BLINDS put in, but it took THREE TIMES as long as they said it would AND they’re CROOKED! Well, Dean, the BLINDS BUCCANEER, calls Nichole back to say PATIENCE is VIRTUE…So, basically, SHUT UP!  

Is it CURTAINS for CUSTOMER SERVICE?! 

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On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Jessica works at a PEST CONTROL COMPANY, so she’s used to dealing with people at their WEIRDEST, but nothing like THIS! TODAY, King of the Hills’ very own King of CONSPIRACY DALE GRIBBLE calls Jessica to tell her the REAL TRUTH about ANTS that the MAN doesn’t want her to KNOW!

Will Jessica be able to follow Dale’s DERAILED train of THOUGHT?! 

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John is going on a VACATION with his MASSIVE family, so he reserved an SUV to help contain the BROOD! Well, Rog, the rental RENEGADE, calls to say the SUV isn’t AVAILABLE, but heck he’s got a 2-SEATER ready to go! That’ll work, RIGHT?!        

How does Rog make John’s FAMILY VACTION somehow, even MORE STRESSFUL?!

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