Joanne’s IDENTITY was STOLEN, and the THIEF wrote a BUNCH of BAD CHECKS before she could put things RIGHT! Well, Rog, the bunk Check BUM, calls Joanne to say he doesn’t BELIEVE her STOLEN IDENTITY story…She's just trying to get out of paying the $89.59 she OWES him!

How far will Rog go to get his CASH?! 

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Wes just moved out of his APARTMENT and thought things were good to GO! Well, PROPERTY MANAGER Dean calls Wes to say, he was in a NO PET UNIT…And Dean SMELLS a CAT! So, Wes is on the HOOK for $600 of DRAPES and $900 of CARPET repair!

Will everyone SURVIVE this CALL?! 

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James rented a HEDGE TRIMMER, but ACCIDENTLY cut through the POWER CORD while using it! Well, Dean, the rental RENEGADE, calls James back to say he owes them $219 for the repair or else Dean’s coming over to CUT James’ CORD!

How far does Dean push things this time?! 

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Mike bought a TRUCK for $1,000 MORE than it was ADVERTISED, so he went back and got a REFUND…Or so he THOUGHT! Dean from ACCOUNTING calls Mike to say he doesn’t have ANYTHING about giving the $1,000 BACK, so Mike’s gonna have to PAY UP or Dean’s coming for the TRUCK himself!  

What does Dean do to help get through STRESSFUL calls like THIS?! 

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Dana hired a TRAVEL AGENT to plan a trip to CANCUN for her, and VACATION time’s just around the corner! Well, Dean, the DEPRESSED travel TYRANT, calls Dana to let her know that they MESSED UP her DREAM TRIP to Cancun, but they still have some lovely packages to TIJUANA available!

Will Dean make Dana call the whole thing OFF?! 

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Andrea has a TURKEY VULTURE problem! A couple started hanging out on top of her HOUSE…NOW there’s a whole BUNCH up there EVERYDAY! Well, Dean, the neighborhood HIPPY, calls Andrea to say she must have some SERIOUS BAD VIBES getting their attention, man! That or some DEAD BODIES!  

How does Andrea like Dean’s SPECIAL BRAND of PEACE and LOVE?! 

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Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Mary is the MANAGER of a VERY FANCY grocery store, so she knows a thing or two about dealing with PICKY people with WEIRD tastes, but NOTHING like this! TODAY, a confused GARY BUSEY will call Mary to discuss some UNRIPENED tomatoes be bought from them…and a BEAR he fought once; you know the USUAL!      

Will Mary be able to handle Gary Busey’s signature SCATTERBRAIN?! 

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Mellissa just got her Husband’s DEAD-BEAT FRIEND to LEAVE their APARTMENT after CRASHING there for 2 WEEKS and thought she could FINALLY breathe easy! Well, that was until Rog, the LOUDMOUTH LANDLORD, calls Mellissa to say, since they had an extra TENANT, he’s gonna need to collect an EXTRA DEPOSIT!  

Will Mellissa have to Pay UP?! 

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Stacy planned a nice, relaxing trip to BELIZE, and she’s even got some time to enjoy BEFORE she needs to leave…Or so she THOUGHT! Dean, the TRAVEL TYRANT, calls Stacy to let her now the trips DEPARTURE TIME has been moved UP to THIS Friday! And Dean needs to know right NOW whether she’s going or not!

Will Stacy end up SITTING OUT her OWN trip?! 

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Jim is having some WORK done on his HOUSE, so he put a PORT-A-POTTY in his driveway for the construction guys! Well, Dean, the HOA CRONY with a CRAPPY attitude, calls Jim to say either the Port-a-Potty goes NOW or Dean’s PERSONALLY going to start using Jim’s LAWN when NATURE CALLS!  

How many PROBLEMS can ONE Port-a-Potty cause?! 

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