Ben stayed at a HOTEL recently and some WATER from his AC dripped down on the people below his BALCONY, so they COMPLAINED! Well, Rog, the downstairs DUMBASS, tracked Ben down to say he didn’t appreciate getting SPLASHED, because Rog is CONVINCED that it wasn’t WATER!

Will Ben be all WASHED UP by the end of this CALL?! 

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Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! What LINE will they be CROSSING today?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

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Greg’s at home GROCERY DELIVERY got completely TRASHED by a neighborhood DOG and he’s NOT HAPPY!! Well, Dean, the dog owner in question, calls Greg to say HE should have taken the groceries in before his dog got to them!!      

Is Dean or his DOG the REAL bad BOY in this call?! 

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Miranda works at a PIZZA PLACE and TODAY her customer service SKILLS will be put to the ultimate TEST! Samuel Jackson, the MASTER of the F-BOMB, calls Miranda looking for a tasty BURGER…and he’s NOT HAPPY when he finds out all they have is PIZZA!  

Will Miranda be able to stay CALM and FRIENDLY while Mr. Jackson LOSES HIS MIND?!

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Jana’s automatic billing system keeps NOT paying her monthly GYM MEMBERSHIP payment and she’s had enough! Well, Dean, the master of BULL and BILLING, calls Jana to say it’s HER fault her bills aren’t getting paid, so she needs an OVERLY personal lesson in personal responsibility!      

How does Jana deal with Dean the financial advisor?!?

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Annie had to CLOSE her CHECKING ACCOUNT because her car PAYMENT was being AUTO drafted WITHOUT her say so! Well, Rog, the POMPOUS PAYMENT PERSON, calls Annie to say since NOW they’re not getting their MONEY when THEY want it…Annie’s interest rate just DOUBLED!   

Will Rog get Annie to PAY UP?! 

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James rented a car and got MORE than he bargained for when he found a SEX TOY left under the SEAT! Well, Dean, the CAR RENTAL CREEPER, calls James to say it’s not their FAULT someone left SOMETHING behind in the CAR…But James is more than welcome find the TOY a NEW HOME!              

How does SUPER SWINGER Dean make James’ day much more INTERESTING?! 

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Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Dana works at a LIQUOR STORE, so she’s dealt with one or two DRUNK weirdos, but nothing like THIS! TODAY, Ted the FOUL-MOUTHED teddy bear, calls Dana to have a nice friendly CHAT…whether she wants to or NOT!  

Will Ted the Talking Teddy Bear PUSH Dana to sample some of the MERCHANDISE?!

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Donna sometimes FORGETS to put her TRASH out, HOLDING UP the garbage truck by RUNNING it out in the MORNING…in NOTHING but her ROBE! Well, Rog, the GROSS garbage dude, calls Donna to say that his guys might be garbage MEN, but even they don’t want to PICK HER UP, so STOP TRYING! 

How does this call go from PRACTIAL to PERVY?! 

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Tina’s DOGS keep getting OUT and the NEIGHBORS have had ENOUGH! So, Dean, the self-appointed NEIGHBORHOOD SPOKESMAN, calls Tina to say if she can’t keep her dogs under CONTROL, he’ll have to take matters into his own HANDS!  

Who will end up on a LEASE by the end of this CALL? 

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