Today’s SCAM VICTIM had AWFUL restaurant SERVICE recently, a LONG WAIT, BAD FOOD, the whole ENCHILADA, so he COMPLAINED! Well, Restaurateur Rog calls our SCAM VICTIM to say his place has the best service in TOWN, so he’s probably MAKING IT UP…And Rog doesn’t serve LIARS!

How will our SCAM VICTIM take Rog’s CULINARY CRAP?! 

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Alexander has THIN WALLS in his apartment, but who DOESN’T, right? Well, Rog, Alex’s extremely NAUGHTY neighbor, calls to say that he can hear, certain ADULT ACTIVITIES loud and CLEAR! And at first, he wanted them to keep it DOWN…But now he WANTS IN!       

How does Rog make things beyond UNCOMFORTABLE for EVERYONE involved?! 

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Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Christine works at a BANK, so she’s dealt with one or two WEIRD and WILD customers, but nothing like THIS! TODAY a VERY unhappy DENNIS HOPPER calls poor Christine to demand $3.7 MILLION by 11am…The clocks TICKING, and Mr. Hopper is NOT a patient man!

Will Christine CRACK under the PRESSURE?!

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Thomas let his dog POOP on a NEIGHBOR’S lawn and thought he got away with it! Well, Dean, the OVERLY attentive neighborhood BUSYBODY, decides to confront the dog doo DELINQUENT with HARD, dried, EVIDENCE taken HOT from the scene, CHILLING out in a baggy in Dean’s FREEZER!    

What does Dean do with his LITTLE BAG of HORRORS?! 

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Jeanie ADOPTED the DOG from HELL, it destroyed an entire TOOL SHED and DECK before running away…to Jeanie’s RELIEF! Well, Dean the DOG WHISPERER, calls Jeanie to tell her the GOOD NEWS, they found her long lost POOCH…And she’s taking it back whether she wants to or NOT!  

Will Jeanie need to get a doggie RESTRAINING ORDER?! 

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Dana hired a TRAVEL AGENT to plan a trip to CANCUN for her, and VACATION time’s just around the corner! Well, Dean, the DEPRESSED travel TYRANT, calls Dana to let her know that they MESSED UP her DREAM TRIP to Cancun, but they still have some lovely packages to TIJUANA available!

Will Dean make Dana call the whole thing OFF?! 

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Janine’s CAR HORN was BUSTED, but not to worry, it’s under WARRANTY! Or at least that’s what she THOUGHT until Rog, the MASTER mechanic, calls Janine to tell her the warranty’s LAPSED and she’s gotta PAY UP if she ever wants to HONK AGAIN!

How does Rog make CHILL Janine into the ANGRY HORN WOMAN?! 

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Geoff is a TELEMARKETER who LIVES to close the DEAL! Well, TODAY Geoff’s going to get a TASTE of his own ANNOYING medicine when he calls a VERY unhappy ROBERT DE NIRO who only has one GOAL, WASTE Geoff’s TIME! 

Will Mr. De Niro’s INTERROGATION get Geoff to CRACK?!           

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James’ kids play FRISBEE in his yard and SOMETIMES end up in the NEIGHBOR’S yard, but no harm no foul, right? Well, Dean, the NIGHTMARE NEIGHBOR next-door, calls James to say he better keep is HIPPY kids off his PROPERTY, or else he’s going to have to take matters into his OWN hands!           

How will James deal with Dean, the LEAST NEIGHBORLY neighbor?! 

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Andre recently bought a CAR from a POLICE AUCTION and now it’s in the SHOP, just business as usual. That was until Dean, the MASTER MECHANIC, calls Andre to say he found SOMETHING less than LEGAL in his CAR…And Dean wants IN!   

Will Andre make a DEAL with KINGPIN Dean?! 

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