Angie got a KILLER interest RATE on her NEW CAR just in time for her 25th birthday in a few days! Well, Rog, the interest rate INGRATE, calls Angie to say they didn’t know she was only 24 when she got the CAR, so that means they’re going to have to RE-ADJUST the absolute HECK out of her RATE! 

How much will being TOO YOUNG end up COSTING Angie? 

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Travis put in some new MULCH, but little did he know that it wasn’t an HOA approved COLOR! Well, Dean, the HOA Grand Puba, calls to help clear things up by telling Travis either his UGLY MULCH goes, or Travis DOES! 

How does this call go from brown and red MULCH to BLACK and BLUE FACES? 

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On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Christine works for a local NEWSPAPER, so she’s dealt with some WEIRD and WILD people before, but nothing like THIS! Today, Family Guy’s HERBERT the PERVERT calls Christine to ask WAY too many questions about the PAPER BOY!

Will Christine be about to HANDLE Herbert, the KING of CREEPINESS?!

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Maria was having some DRINKS with FRIENDS in her backyard when she decided to TAKE some PEARS off her NEIGHBOR’S TREE! Well, PEAR THEFT VICTIM Rog calls Maria back to say, he’s UPSET he’s DOWN a couple of PEARS, but he’s GLAD he’s UP looking at Maria’s PAIR!   

How does CREEPY neighbor Rog take things TOO FAR this time?!

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Timothy MISSED a CAR PAYMENT so he’s trying to get with the DEALERSHIP to SMOOTH things out! Well, Dean, the CRAPPY CAR DEALER, calls Tim to say since he’s missed THIS payment the NEXT will be $150 MORE!

Will Timothy have to take the BUS after this CALL?! 

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Elizabeth is BRITISH, and she JUST moved to Texas, but she already has a bunch of TRAFFIC TICKETS! Well, traffic TROUBLEMAKER Dean calls Elizabeth to let her know that he’s adding ANOTHER TICKET to her PILE, oh and by the way they only take REAL AMERICAN MONEY so she can keep her POUNDS!  

Will Elizabeth be able to keep a STIFF UPPER LIP for this CALL?! 

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Anna wanted ONE GRILL COVER but ended up getting TWO! Well, Rog, the delivery DEVIANT, calls Anna back to say, if she doesn’t want THAT package, maybe she’d like Rog’s PACKAGE instead!     

How does Anna handle Rog the SUPER CREEP?! 

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On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Joey runs a local restaurant and is used to CUSTOM ORDERS, but nothing like THIS! TODAY a very hungry JACK BLACK calls Joey with a VERY specific CHICKEN NUGGET order and things just get WORSE from there!   

How much of Jack Black’s CRAP will Joey put up with?! 

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Chris is a LAWYER who likes to work on his classic PORSCHE in his DRIVEWAY! Well, Dean, the HOA judge, jury, and EVICTOR, calls Chris to tell him if the car STAYS where it is, then Chris has to GO!

How does Chris handle Dean’s reverse, REVERSE PHYCOLOGY?! 

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It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who's getting an extra SPECIAL Birthday present TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! 

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