This episode is not about offering solutions. Nope — it’s a full-on rant inspired by the tidal wave of advice, contradictions, and guilt trips parents get from every corner of the youth soccer world.

We’re told:

• Don’t train your kid too early — unless you do.

• Winning doesn’t matter — but your team better be in a competitive league.

• Clubs don’t develop players — but also, stop moving clubs.

• Be hands-on — but don’t be that parent.

• Tryouts are scams — but pick the perfect team in 48 hours.

So today, I’m asking one question: What do you actually want from us?

If you’ve ever felt like you’re drowning in expert opinions but starving for actual clarity — this one’s for you.

Let’s get better (or at least stay sane) together.
— Neil

P.S. Accepting nominations for Mayor of Parent Trainers and President of the YSPPA. Must love logic, sarcasm, and juggling with the non-dominant foot.