This episode is not about offering solutions. Nope — it’s a full-on rant inspired by the tidal wave of advice, contradictions, and guilt trips parents get from every corner of the youth soccer world.

We’re told:

• Don’t train your kid too early — unless you do.

• Winning doesn’t matter — but your team better be in a competitive league.

• Clubs don’t develop players — but also, stop moving clubs.

• Be hands-on — but don’t be that parent.

• Tryouts are scams — but pick the perfect team in 48 hours.

So today, I’m asking one question: What do you actually want from us?

If you’ve ever felt like you’re drowning in expert opinions but starving for actual clarity — this one’s for you.

Let’s get better (or at least stay sane) together.— Neil

P.S. Accepting nominations for Mayor of Parent Trainers and President of the YSPPA. Must love logic, sarcasm, and juggling with the non-dominant foot.