Death Metal Detectives

Dr. Marcel Petiot earned his alias of Dr. Satan the hard way; in the first of this two part series on Dr. Petoit we explore his early life and crimes.

Ol Dr Satan was a killer politician and the black sheep of the medical community. The path that would lead to him taking at least 60 lives was paved with sketchy adventures and we are gonna walk it hand in hand to the tune of Bolt Thrower's "What Dwells Within"

Big thanks to Patron Bobby Henderson for the song suggestion to link a song to!

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD, HE'S SATAN

There is a cannibal walking among us, free, yet trapped in his own prison *paging Creed*.

Let's take a peek into the mind of a man that is horny for human flesh this week, and hear what Carcass thinks about eatin' folks.

****Disclaimer I get too excited and say 800,000 kids go missing in the USA when it's actually the world, I'm sorry about that but now you know first****

The Illuminati Files is an ongoing subseries where we investigate the 13 bloodlines of the Illuminati. There is a lot of fun conspiracies and some terrible true crime within this episode.

This one isn't for the faint of heart but it illustrates a very serious world issue that often goes overlooked.

stay safe.

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We spoke with Jaime Stewart from the melodic death metal band the Absence about their new record "A Gift For The Obsessed" (available now M Theory Records), hardcore, and probably E Town Concrete.

Jamie is the radest dude, we can't recommend this album enough!

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We talk to Cam Schwarz, who is making a death metal documentary he is calling "the Growl".

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This week we crack open the good book to explore one of the most brutal and infamous murders in history.

If this man existed he was brutally tortured and put to death for what would be considered delusions of grandeur today. If telling people you are god is wrong, we don't wanna be right.

Have a listen to the Death Metal Boys traveling down the palm'd streets of Jerusalem and hold Jesus' hand until the bitter end.

We tweaked the title of the podcast just a touch for business sake, but we can assure none of the good stuff will be changing.

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What happened to that stinky kid from the fourth grade?

You know Timmy, Eric or whatever, the one that had black Lee Pipes and a trench coat.

Chances are he is still in the trailer park unless he did something wild like for the Kentucky Vampire Alliance and kill some folks because LeStat got him horny for a coven orgy.

Come along as the Death Metal Bois take a look into what we have found to be the most hilarious sub culture of all time: VAMPIRES!

THE FINAL CHAPTER. We have gathered here in your cellphone to remember John Wayne Gacy he was a great series, fat pig and disgusting animal.

We are about to connect the dots between Pogo the Clown, GG Allin, the Chicago Ripper Crew and KFC

Hold onto your Airbuds because we pull no punches and even drop some fire over a Burzum song for our song this week.

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Imagine you've been drinking with your boss, he steps out and comes back dressed as a clown. You know he's a clown on the weekends for kid's parties, but he seems more menacing than normal and he wants to show you a handcuff trick.

Learn why we are afraid of clowns and how to steal beer.

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John Wayne Gacy, he's fat, smells and got paid to be a clown at children's parties. What made him different that any regular middle aged man is the lust for killing young men.

We'll explore all the angles of this well known killer, maybe even unfurl some details you never knew about. In part one we take a look into John Wayne's early life and try to sort out why anyone would mess with clowns.

We chose Gorerotted: "How To Catch a Killer" for part one, very heavy jam, get into this one and we'll talk murder HEAVILY next week.

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