Death Metal Detectives

Into the nostalgic void with Kristofer Pierce and Buddy Loyd!

Buddy got married and is enjoying his honeymoon in New Orleans right now so we did not record this week.

This is the first episode we recorded in Professional Pirate Media studio, I pulled it offline when we went to iTunes because our producer thought it was too gnarly and the cartels might come kill us!

The quality of the episode isn't quite as good as we have now an we are still working to improve each time we record.

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Into the conspiratorial void with Kristofer Pierce and Buddy Loyd.

This week we investigate the government's lies and find out once and for all if the galdurn Illuminati is out to poison us with fluoride.

Have you ever wondered why every. single. conspiracy. is anti semetic?

We seriously found out why!

Listen in to find out who your tax dollars are killing.

You guys wanted more conspiracies and YOU GOT IT!

We will definitely have to do more on the subject, it goes deeper than you could imagine.

HAIL SATAN!

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Go into the void with Kristofer Pierce and Buddy Loyd.

This week we are researching absolute death metal banger Torture Killer by Six Feet Under.

We ended up in Chicago with the only thing more dangerous for your knockers than Portillo's sausages, Italian Beef and cake shakes. The Ripper Crew!

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Deep into the blackened void with Kristofer Pierce and Buddy Loyd aka "Death Metal Boys".

We took you to Norway now prepare for a world tour as we take a look into some of the gnarliest crimes in the history of the genre.

We're talking about stabbings, shootings and sacrifices to Satan himself.

Buddy gets super drunk so you know the boys are going to take you to some dark places, we recommend headphones in a public setting!

Keep hitting us with five star reviews and roast us in the comment, meanest one wins a gnarly candle holder Buddy made out of cow jaws!

Meet Kris at Altercation Comedy Fest in Austin, TX Saturday September 30 at Kick Butt Coffee.

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You're heading back into the void with Kristofer Pierce and Buddy Loyd.

None more trve and kvlt. Real metal Buddy and Kris bring you the rest of the necessary information to understand the second wave of black metal, church burnings and murders that defined the genre.

We bring you trve crime and Mayhem synced with our favorite songs every week.

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Into the Norse void with Krisofer Pierce and Buddy Loyd , this week we prepare for Ragnarok as we ride into Oslo, Norway to investigate the origins of the Trve Black Metal.

This is the first of a three part series, so fire it up and get to know everyone because these Viking kids playing Black Metal are WILD.

hails from the north!

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Welcome back into the void with Kristofer Pierce and Buddy Loyd!

Whoop, whoop! Tickle your palate with eight skin crawlingly shocking shocking cases of cannibalism that have taken place since you had AOL Instant Messenger and Live Journal.

Have you ever heard of the rapper that was on their way to platinum record fame but took a detour down "what do lungs taste like road"?

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Your hosts Kristofer Pierce and Buddy Loyd take you into the woods as we explore a phenomenon that has left over 1600 people missing in America.

Why are people vanishing into thin air in our National Parks and why aren't the parks sharing the information with the public?

Join us as we try to find out if a Yeti's shreksual appetite can be fulfilled by comparing the lyrics of ape inspired death metal band Troglodyte to these missing persons cases.

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The only podcast that compares grisly true crimes or paranormal events to the lyrics of your favorite death metal songs.

This week Kris and Buddy head to Kansas for part one of the Dennis Rader saga.

Dennis Rader is better known as the Bind Torture Kill Killer.

We read letters and poems Rader wrote, uncover every detail of the build up to his now infamous murders, examine the later murders and laugh at how he got caught.

Get goosebumps as we guide you through these horrific crime and compare the true events to the lyrics of the mighty Suffocation's song: "Bind Torture Kill".

Please rate and review us on iTunes, we are brand new and just a few seconds really helps us out, thank you!

Kristofer and Buddy are you hosts for Death Metal Dicks!

The only podcast that compares grisly true crimes or paranormal events to the lyrics of your favorite death metal songs.

This week Kris and Buddy head to Kansas for part one of the Dennis Rader saga.

Dennis Rader is better known as the Bind Torture Kill Killer.

We read letters and poems Rader wrote, uncover every detail of the build up to his now infamous murders and examine the early murders themselves!

Get goosebumps as we guide you through these horrific crime and compare the true events to the lyrics of the mighty Suffocation's song: "Bind Torture Kill".

Please rate and review us on iTunes, we are brand new and just a few seconds really helps us out, thank you!