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Today on Deep Fat Fried, we're going to make fun of how fat Steven Seagal is. We have two fatties on our podcast, so we got a fatphobia and body shaming pass.

The United States certainly has a complicated record with race relations. During the worst periods of social injustice and discrimination, there was a lot of advertising produced that aged EXTREMELY poorly. These are more than just politically incorrect, they're just downright offensive. Today, racist ads get DEEP FAT FRIED!

Subscribe to the Patreon to listen to the rest of this episode: https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast This is the history of our impending doom. Climate change is here, and because politicians are too lazy to actually address it, the best we can do is try to understand it.

Today we look at some badass and groundbreaking Asian Americans that made history - although they unfortunately aren't talked about often.

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Is Brian Stelter CNN's worst news anchor? He's annoying, he's vapid, and most of all ... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HIS LIPS?!?! Today Brian Stelter gets DEEP FAT FRIED!

The Gabby Petito case highlighted an issue in our media and law enforcement: everyone jumps on finding missing white women while hundreds of other missing persons go on the backburner. Today, we cover other cases of missing persons, specifically indigenous women, that have been largely ignored by the media and deprioritized by law enforcement.

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Today we look at 3 uniquely American monsters from local legends that break the mold and actually don't want to hurt you.