Deep Fought

Episode five already!? Man, it feels like just five weeks ago that we were doing episode one. In the first episode released since we officially launched, we gently plateau as we stop trying and ride it out into retirement. Many thanks to everyone that checked out our stuff this week. That was nice. Anyway, this episode's mistakes include:

• Audible leather couch squeaks and microphone bumps return for flavour. Other than that, we've managed to hold onto a decent audio quality now, even with the inclusion of a third guest. Man we're good. And woman. (Equality.) 

We'll take what we can get.

Wow. I don't want to overhype this one but it's great and everyone should agree. We found a good topic and our sound is the best it's ever been. I even moved the computer further away so that you can't hear whirring. And you really can't, for quite a while. Boy, we're good. This episode's mistakes include:

• Inability to allow moments of professionalism to go by unnoticed, resulting in rampant unprofessionalism.

Don't let that dissuade you though. Listening to this may almost feel worthwhile.

Well. Let's just call it a learning experience. Pilot episode number three sees us attempt to improve on last week, with little success. Blame the old laptop. I think we got the levels of our voices balanced correctly, so at least that's something. This episode's mistakes include:

• Average audio quality. The persistent whirr is really, as pretentious TV writers like to claim, another character of the show.

At this point it's starting to become a habit.

Phew. Glad we got that first episode out of the way. And you'll be glad too, because this episode features OCCASIONAL improvements. This is probably part two of us getting our shit together in what we shall henceforth lovingly refer to as our pilot episode triptych. This episode's mistakes include:

• Average audio quality. (Yes, folks, that's an official bump up from the first episode. Our levels are more balanced, and there are no creaks, but a new computer fan whirr joins the list of things to fix next week.)

Still, progress is progress.

Oh boy. The first episode. I get why people do pilots of shows now. We learnt so many things after this one. This episode's mistakes include:

• Terrible audio quality. Yeesh. Sorry. So many creaks and clinks. Nick's too loud. Ben's too quiet. We know. Sorry.

By almost every metric, this episode should have never been released. Enjoy!