Merrrrrrrrrry Happy! It’s Christmastime, y’all! At least it is as far as COMMERCE is concerned and we’re got a new Berenstain Bears book! It’s “The Berenstain Bears’ 12 Days of Christmas” and it’s a little bit religious, a little bit secular, and a whole lot I-don’t-think-a-mayor-is-allowed-to-do-that. It’s a bunch of fun!

We’re talking bout a BABY; we’re talking bout a BEAR; we’re talking bout a b-b-b-b-baby Berenstain Bear! It’s “The Baby Berenstain Bears SCHOOL TIME!”

I’m getting OLD.

So many Episodes to discuss!

I’m back with TWO EPISODES in ONE. That translates to FOUR EPISODES! because there’s two episodes per episode. So, it’s four.

Let’s learn how to BEHAVE and how to RESIST HYPNOTISM! It’s The Berenstain Bears Forget Their Manners and The Wicked Weasel Spell!

Let’s kick off Season 2 of The Berenstain Bears with the classic “Mama Gets Angry” episode “The Messy Room” and follow it up with the Raffish Ralph classic “The Terrible Termite!”

Are you ready to rip that binky out of that baby’s face?! It’s Baby Berenstain Bears Pacifier Time!

This week I couldn’t get my book, so I’ve decided to do an entire episode about BOARD BOOKS ABOUT PACIFIERS and WATCH MY LISTENERSHIP DROP LIKE A HOT POTATO.

Let’s take a trip with Mama, Papa, Sister, Brother, Honey and… Doctor Bear? Doctor Bear. To the ICE AGE as I GEEK OUT over prehistoric animals and BORE YOU TO TEARS with BUCKETS of FACTS. Also, standwithminnesota.com still needs donations to help families affected by the recent ICE invasion.