Deep Klutz Podcast

Are we still in your feed? It looks like it. Really, you can't blame anyone other than yourself for this unexpected nuisance. 

After a deep spell of recreational social distancing the lads are back.  The mic craft is poor, the planning is tentative, but hang in there and at some point municipally funded boat jumps will be discussed. 

Hello everyone. It's been too long. Our first episode for 2019 was actually recorded in July 2018. A true testament to the Deep Klutz aesthetic.

While some of the points are perhaps not enhanced by the long delay (hello 2018 World Cup Russia), the vast majority is peculiarly timeless. In a way.

A random assortment of points:
- The 1994 Caribbean Cup (5:30)
- Endurance stoner gaming (17:00)
- Idaho-ho-ho (29:00)
- Weaponised realtors (38:30)
- Committing to prepping (47:00)

Even for the low standards that Deep Klutz fails to meet, it’s been a while between drinks. Ah, drinks. No Deep Klutz podcast would be complete without the gentle background clinking of ice cubes.

With arriving children (Maxwell), impending children (Mackintosh) and a growing Netflix backlog (Fowler), we’ve been struggling to get the band together. But rest assured, Deep Klutz will return.

In the meantime, this is the first episode of Technical Fowler. It’s a podcast about great moments in sport as told to a sports atheist by a sports evangelist. Think of it as Christopher Hitchens and Pope Francis do Offsiders.

If you like or hate sport, you may or may not like or hate this podcast.
Now, to carve out an hour with Maxwell for a wrestling podcast…

Available now on iTunes and at http://deepklutz.libsyn.com/
Recorded live at the New Sydney Hotel.

In both our first 2018 and last 2017 episode, the serious thinkers at Deep Klutz resolve the world's most pressing issues, including greedy games companies, democratic cults, sourcing quality furniture, terrible Senatorial prospects and partially-forgotten 90s movies. We're waiting on your call, António Guterres.

A random assortment of points:

• Microtransaction macroaggressions (0:30)
• Happy 29 wives, happy life (9:00)
• You don't marry a fire hydrant (16:30)
• Felonious furniture (21:00)
• Down-ticket Senators (31:30)
• Fantasy Parliament (41:00)
• The worst movie you've seen in a cinema (48:30)
• Electronic wrestling has become too complex (53:30)

In this episode, our heroes take a sensible and balanced look at the same sex marriage survey, homophobic bakers, low-cost American airlines, US Army recruiting games, the downside of touch ID, Tom Hardy's range and the Young Ones.

So the usual.

A random assortment of points:
- Welcome to the Murderpub (1:00)
- Australia's favourite non-binding, non-compulsory same sex marriage postal survey (3:45)
- History is written by the losers (11:00)
- Turnbull's 'hello fellow kids' moment (25:40)
- Deep Klutz On Tour (28:10)
- Mark Zuckerburg is boosting our posts (32:40)
- Rap, rock and soul (42:00)
- Iron Eagle II on VHS (48:00)
- Tom Hardy: spurned wife (52:30)
- Eat your television (58:20)

In this episode, our heroes explore the worlds of sport, science, religion and gluteal crease coverage. In terms of tangents, undergraduate humour and faux intellectual meanderings, it's peak Deep Klutz.

• Treachery in podcasting (1:30)
• Poles Sports' push for acceptance (12:30)
• Ludicrous Olympic sports (28:00)
• Proudly anti-science (47:30)
• The Strange Presidential Candidacy of Jill Stein (1:06:00)
• ZZ Top Pope (1:17:00)