Markku and Hank crash land this 2025 Holiday Episode straight into 2026. It took us three tries to actually record this one. We talk about the new Trump Peace Institute, the intense MAGA debate over how young is too young and plans for America’s next generation fighter jet, the Trump-16 Ass Kicker. Our new French translator at the end of the episode uses some explicit language, so maybe don't let the kiddies listen to the closing interview. Oh, Yanni and banana bread also get a nod in this one. Happy New Year!

Markku visits Geneva to get the latest on the Ukraine peace talks, Hank discusses Peace Points, a dog-man hybrid reads a Presidential Proclamation and an exclusive interview with a woman who left a big impression on the Deep State.

Hank and Markku wade into the churning waters of TrumpWorld to discuss the King's ill-timed nap; the fake, non-existent Epstein files; and the "Happy 250th Birthday America Monument" that will definitely get finished in time for the distant year of 2026. And Hank hears a Melania moo. 

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Markku and Hank discuss No King's Day, the future of Monarchy in America, The Battle of Yorktown, GOP royalty, Trump's deep hunger for Argentine meat, and the final installment of our interview with a Valhalla immigration official. And Hank demolishes the East Wing of our studio.

Markku and Hank discuss a Nobel Peace Prize fiasco, debate whether Trump's head is too fat for US Currency and offer Part 2 of our exclusive interview with a Valhalla immigration official. And Markku loses his soul. 

Markku and Hank are back in the United States. In this episode, we examine Virginia's sidewalk chalk epidemic, debate whether America needs stricter sandwich control, and conduct an exclusive interview with a government official in Valhalla, famed afterlife location for hallowed Viking warriors.

In Episode 1163, hosts Markku and Hank discuss how Viking FBI Director Kash Patel is, bunga bunga parties, and our origins as a Deep State employee audio newsletter.