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  • Bonus Episode: Tara's Getting Pre-Lit
    Halloween had just barely finished when Tara started hauling out her beloved Christmas decorations, much to Matt’s bewilderment. So to kickstart the holiday season early, this week’s episode discusses the do’s and don’ts of decorating, what Tara will not allow to be hung on her primary Christmas tree (yes, there are multiple) and weigh the pros and cons of real trees vs. fake ones.
    34 min
  • Deep Thanks for Shallow Sh*t
    It’s now November and Thanksgiving is on the horizon. This week’s episode, “Deep Thanks for Shallow Sh*t,” is the perfect opportunity to discuss what we’re thankful for—plus the stuff we could totally do without. Matt and Tara have compiled a list of things that don’t get the proper attention they deserve, plus Matt expounds on why he believes Wednesday is one of the worst days for Christmas to fall on.
    53 min
  • Failing Like We Just Don't Care
    Today’s episode, “Failing Like We Just Don’t Care”, is one that Tara is particularly nervous about since she and Matt are sharing with listeners the stories of failures the two have experienced throughout the years, and what they have learned from these experiences.
    1 hr 7 min
  • Dia de Los Scaredy Cats

    With Halloween quickly approaching, Matt and Tara spend this episode, “Dia de Los Scaredy Cats”, sharing their opinions and experiences regarding the holiday, the supernatural, and their own anxiety and fears.

     

    Episode Highlights:

     

    • Matt and Tara’s feelings about Hallowe’en and the supernatural
    • ‘Would You Rather?’ Haunted House Edition
    • Matt and Tara’s biggest fears

    Quotes:

     

    “We’re surrounded by crazy people!”

     

    “The boys told me that Banana’s friend said that she was happy that their dog died.”

     

    “The fact that her house didn’t get egged is beyond comprehension!”

     

    “It’s like ‘little dick syndrome’ to me.”

     

    “They would do this every Thursday and talk to their deceased father and this deceased daughter of one of them.”

     

    “Who’s this bitch? I’ve been dead for 5 minutes!”

     

    “You have a problem not wetting your pants on a regular basis.”

     

    “If no one’s murdering you, that’s a 5-star rating.”

     

    “If you catch yourself worrying about things that you can’t control, go talk to someone, go get some help.”

     

    “There’s my 5 year-old brother holding this little baby like…’somebody’s killing my Dad!’”

     

    Links:

    Deeply Shallow homepage: deeplyshallowpodcast.com

     

    Deeply Shallow Instagram: @deeplyshallowpodcast

     

    Podigy homepage: https://podigy.co/

    1 hr 11 min
  • Ride or Die, or JUST Disappear
    In today’s episode, “Ride or Die, or Just Disappear”, Matt and Tara look at some ‘expert advice’ and compare it with their own hysterical experiences and practical suggestions as they tackle the topic of adult friendships: their different stages, how to make and maintain them, and just as importantly, how and when to avoid them!
    1 hr
  • Gourding the F Out of Fall
    In this week’s episode, “Gourding the ‘F’ out of Fall”, Matt and Tara review all that Fall has to offer, particularly in their home state of Texas, sharing their always frank and hilarious opinions along the way.
    36 min
  • Two Lounge Singers Walk into a Funeral Home

    In this week’s episode, “Two Lounge Singers Walk into a Funeral Home”, Matt and Tara take us through the inner workings of how this podcast was created, highlighting the many hilarious moments along the way, and offering their sincere appreciation to all who have made its launch such a success.

     

    Episode Highlights:

    • The story behind Tara’s perfect 10 Mental Health Rating
    • The podcast’s creation and launch
    • The story of Matt and Tara’s photo shoot

    Quotes:

     

    “Immediately, everyone thinks I’m pregnant. I was like, OK, well, I’m going to go home and burn this romper that I’m wearing.”

    “We literally knew dick about all of this stuff.”

    “You could not probably end up with two more neurotic people trying to do a podcast.”

    “She will call herself our ‘Pimp-ager’.”

    “It was 4 hours of us hating every single thing about ourselves.”

    “We look like terrible lounge singers.” “Who just got off work from the funeral home.”

    “Why couldn’t a successful podcast start out in a two-year-old’s closet with a Barbie car rammed up my back for 3 hours?”

    “Get out of the hole – there’s not enough room for the both of us.”

    “Two out of the three most important men in my life at this moment either hate my voice or my physical appearance is scaring them.”

    Links:

    Deeply Shallow homepage: deeplyshallowpodcast.com

    Deeply Shallow Instagram: @deeplyshallowpodcast

    The Lumen Room: https://www.thelumenroom.com/dallas-white

    Katlyn Winborne Photography Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KATLYNWINBORNE/

    Irene Diana Instagram: @brushed_byirene

    Podigy homepage: https://podigy.co/

    50 min
  • Raising Trolls
    Today Matt and Tara give their unique and hilarious spin on the topic of parenting and co-parenting in an episode entitled ‘Raising Trolls’. They fully acknowledge the struggles involved in all forms of parenting, and have a lot of fun commiserating with all parents out there.
    51 min
  • Pool Time
    This end of summer episode entitled “Pool Time” covers a topic about which Matt is particularly excited – hotel pools. He and Tara rate some hotel pools, offer tips and tricks for maximizing their enjoyment, and explore Matt’s catch phrase for this episode: ‘There is a hotel pool for everyone, but not every hotel pool is for everyone.”
    46 min

About Deeply Shallow

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Unlicensed therapists, bringing out the fun in dysfunctional, now on duty! In a world where 90% of social media is only 10% of actual life, Matt and Tara are here to chat about the real, relatable, and completely “unpostworthy” parts of it. Deeply Shallow podcast gives you permission to feel what you feel and think what you think, all in a judgement free zone. We are going to talk about family, relationships, and mental health with an irreverent and often hilarious spin! Life is NOT just a highlight reel, it can come at you hard. We are here to share our stories, coping skills, and of course, some laughs, all in an effort to empower and encourage you to live your best life!