I was captain buzzkill at my son's baseball game.

Seaworld killer whale splashed the crowd with its poop.

Werther's Original The candy maker has introduced a limited-edition pair of jeans, which are equipped with 30 tiny pockets, each designed to hold a single piece of the company’s hard candy caramel.

Man put on probation for sneaking into neighbors’ homes to smell their shoes.

Sports:

Dodgers and Yankees are set for the World Series. 

Entertainment:

Henry Danger star Cooper Barnes’ wife is suing their neighbor who’s trying to seduce Cooper.

Casa Bonita is starting to become a celebrity landing zone. The band KORN as well as Bri Larson were seen there in the last few weeks.

Mailbag:

A recent autopsy revealed a unique medical discovery: a 78-year-old man who unknowingly lived with three penises, a condition known as supernumerary penile formation.

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Optimus Prime said some sexist things, just like so many others.

Doritos bringing first-ever restaurant to this Cryto.com arena.

Aquarium's star whale shark shocks visitors in China — because it turned out to be a robot.

Al Pacino says 'it's fun' to be a new dad at 84.

Cheating alleged after men’s world conker champion found with steel chestnut.

Mysterious ‘doorway’ discovered in Antarctic ice via Google Maps.

Another example of what’s wrong with our society as a man is recorded beating people up for social clout.

I ate a tarantula and black scorpion, and it didn’t end well.

Woman found a dead rat in her loaf of bread and was told “these things happen”.

18 people needed medical attention during an opera that features nuns, sex scenes, mutilation and real blood.

Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak. If was a guy, he would have shoved it down his pants.

Hackers took over robovacs to chase pets and yell slurs.

Former Alabama head coach, Nick Saban talked on ESPN’s College GameDay about what should be done with players who fake injuries.

A Las Vegas man spent nearly 23 hours going up and down the stairs in his home to break the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to ascend and descend the height of Mount Everest on stairs.

What happens to your phone if you drop in an airplane toilet?

Naples, Italy is the home of a 39 foot veiny phallus statue.

TikTokker Jack Doherty begs for donations after totaling $200K McLaren during livestream.

You can buy Crocs for your dogs.

You can also buy a Pink Floyd-themed ham slicer for just $36k.

A widow ate her dead husband's ashes after discovering he had been cheating on her.

British shopper gets knocked out after being hit with a cauliflower.

Will Smith's Fart Caused 'Men In Black' Set to Halt production for 3 hours.

Speed-eater downs 2 pounds, 7 ounces of hot sauce in 3 minutes.

California's 'piss bandit' leaves bottles of urines in elite neighborhoods.

Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs.

Stop sticking things up your bottom.

Reporters covering bad weather are ridiculous! And to prove my point, Anderson Cooper of CNN got nailed in the face by debris while doing a report covering hurricane Milton in Florida.

German speed cameras caught someone breaking the law behind the wheel dressed as Cookie Monster.

Washington state woman calls 911 after being hounded by up to 100 raccoons.

Broncos vs Chargers… an AFC West division collision! Nix vs Herbert! I explain how the Broncos need to tweak their game plan in order to bet the Chargers.

My dog peed on the little neighbor dogs. Should I tell the owners?

I went to Chipotle for dinner, and ended up working. WTF?

New exercise pill mimics the effects of running a 10K — without effort. Currently called LaKe, the drug has been shown in lab rats to flush toxins and strengthen the heart.

Snake yoga is a thing.

What if your neighbor built a WW1 tank?

Showing up to a kid-free wedding is a jerk move.

Art people suck - Dutch museum finds 'beer can' artwork in bin.

Having a wedding on a Monday? Don’t be mad when people don’t show up.

Deion Sanders talked about the winning mentality. Why does that bother so many people?

The New York Jets fired head coach Robert Saleh. How much did Aaron Rodgers have to do with that?

I have extremely dangerous nipples at the moment.

$5,320 can buy you the world’s smallest Rubix Cube

A man in Montana cloned a sheep for hunting.

The Savannah Bananas are going to play at Coors Field in 2025. Join the lottery list HERE!

Flying cars like the BlackFly and Helix are starting to be purchased by everyday people and the military… but we need to worry about the influencers getting a hold of these.

MAILBAG:

Cal asked me about what goes into funny soundbites for the show.

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The Poltergeist house sold on Friday for $1.28 million and they’re turning it into an AirBNB… and they will replicate the Poltergeist set.

TikToker from Oklahoma allegedly spotted a Bigfoot. Too bad it looks like a ‘Jack Links’ costume.

YouTuber Jack Doherty totals $200,000 McLaren supercar after streaming and texting at the same time.

Who has the fastest and most accurate drive through restaurants?

What was a bigger spark for the Broncos against the Raiders - Surtain’s pick 6 or Nix yelling at Sean Payton?

I give you my Denver Broncos vs Las Vegas Raiders predictions.

If Robocop and C3PO had a baby - Yeah, I thought about it.

Man trying to 'de-extinct' the woolly mammoth says it's highly likely they'll be back by 2028. Cue up the Jurassic Park sound-bites!

Elitch Gardens in Denver is hosting its first Pine Box Challenge this weekend, offering 5 participants the chance to win nearly $900 worth of passes if they can survive an entire day in a wooden box. - Thanks to Denver Westword for the info.

Wendy’s is starting up their Sponge Bob Squarepants promotion, and it sounds really good!

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones landed his helicopter mid practice.

Arena football is back in Denver as the Colorado Spartans will move from the Loveland area to the Denver Coliseum.