Paris Olympics just got their shipment of creepy condoms.

Living in NYC as a couple, might mean you have to sleep in bunk beds.

A Nigerian man twerks for 3 hours, 30 minutes to break a world record.

A troubling number of people ranging from 18 to 60+ would rather pursue an influencer job than a standard career.

Is there room for concern? Biscuit Basin erupted unexpectedly, shooting stream and debris into the air. This is just a few miles of Old Faithful in Yellowstone. But is that a sign that the super volcano is set to erupt?

And the Denver Broncos kicked off their training camp.

I saw a Cyber Truck… They are weird AF.

The Wienermobile crashed just outside of the Chicago area.

People are copycatting Elton John by peeing in the shoe store in France.

Tourist collapses after being bitten by King’s Guard horse while taking photo.

Stegosaurus fossil found near the Utah/Colorado border went for nearly $45M at auction.

Shattered salsa jar causes $20K in damages at Massachusetts pool.

Dragonflies can inhale water through a long tube at the tip of their anus and save it. Later, if they need to, they can shoot the water out of their anus to make them fly faster.

In Oklahoma it's illegal to get a bear drunk and then wrestle it.

Will/should the NFL add another regular season game?

Australian field hockey player Matt Dawson broke his ring finger prior to the Paris Olympics. So it was either wait for it to heal and miss the Olympics or get it cut off and play. So he got it cut off. Another example of how soft basketball and soccer players are.

Naked and Afraid contestants ate seeds out of elephant poop. A return of the Fear Factor days with Joe Rogan.

‘Cocaine sharks’ found in waters off Brazil. Much like Cocaine Bear, both sound scary, but in reality, it’s more sad than anything.

Apparently men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women. But how often do women stare at men?

If you’re single and win the lottery, you shouldn't get married.

Biden steps aside and Kamala Harris is set to run for president ... Now enters in the sexist and racist people.

Costco has an end of times emergency food bucket. Right now, it’s $79. Makes 150 meals. That’s $.53 per meal! That’s great before Armageddon.

Alien Romulus came out with a popcorn bucket that rivals the Dune two bucket.

Home Depot is already selling their 12 foot giant skeletons.

More people wanking in public. Man in Upstate New York was on his electric scooter at his local Walmart, then started to crank one out.

You can buy a shirt (LGN) that looks like you’ve been sweating for $350!

Machine Gun Kelly was on Instagram showing off his new tooth gems, and fangs.

Hellen Obiri, the Kenyan distance runner and two-time Olympic silver medalist, will make history at the 2024 Paris Olympics by wearing Cloudboom Strike LS is spray-on footwear.

Ingrid Andress: I was drunk during the Home Run Derby anthem, going to rehab.

United Airlines came out with an apology to Terrell Davis, his family, and the other passengers.

Singing at the MLB home run derby, Ingrid Andress may have performed the worst national anthem ever.

Frugal couple serves instant ramen at their wedding reception. After promising chicken and fish.

What would happen if I ran into bigfoot.

Man unicycles the length of Ireland in 5 days, 5 hours, 23 minutes.

A man peed in the aisle of an airplane.

Hall of Famer, former Denver Broncos running back, Terrell Davis was arrested after a flight attendant wrongfully accused him of assault.

Grandparents and grandparents are spending kids' inheritance money — entitled Gen Zers shouldn't expect anything.

For fun in this episode, play the game 'guess when the edible kicked in'. Anyway...

Onesie-wearing man named ‘Mr. Pancake’ caught hiding stolen hamsters in pants, police in Ohio say.

Five people in a vehicle drove into a hot spring in Yellowstone Park.

Based on a new study, 43% of Americans would rather watch a movie with their dog than their partner.

A company came forward to help Elton John after his public urination incident.

The greatest comedic soundbite EVER comes from Philadelphia after a man ejaculated on a woman’s leg.

My reaction to the Donald Trump attempted assassination, and how some in the media are eating it up.

Creepy dolls need to be banished.

Joey Chestnut would be a horrible dinner guest.

Nick Wehry allegedly cheated to get to the finals of the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest.

Two burgers is better for you than a burger and fries.

Behind the scenes of the Paris Olympics explains the insanity of the food situation.

WTF, Boeing?! Now, they've got wheels falling off their planes!

Sir Elton John peed in a bottle while shopping at a store in France.

Boardman, Ohio - a man allegedly decided to urinate on a case full of deli sandwiches!!

An influencer talked about using her boyfriend’s semen as a facial cleanser. Some celebrities have been rumored to do similar things, including Jennifer Anniston who allegedly used salmon sperm on her face.

Wycross, Georgia - Rodeo Mexican restaurant - A man decided to buy his lady a margarita, then he pulled out a funnel and tried to pour said booze down/up her butt.

Scientists are talking about what happens to a man and woman’s body if they stop having sex. Let’s just say ‘40 Year Old Virgin’ misguiding us.

Denver is getting ready for a massive heat wave.

I let my son watch Talladega Nights, and he loved it!! Also, Tropic Thunder is one of the greatest comedies of all-time.

A railroad worker in India was bit by a snake, so he bit it back and killed the snake.

The CHAPEA crew with NASA spent just over a year pretending to be on Mars in a large simulated environment in Texas. Now, they have to get back to normal.

Some teenagers in the Kisatchie National Forest in Louisiana - 100 miles North of Baton Rouge - claimed to have encountered a bigfoot. I explain one of the few ways you can claim bigfoot is real.

Why are so many saying rookie QB, Bo Nix, is going to be another bust for the Denver Broncos?

Driverless vehicle in Phoenix, Arizona was pulled over by the police for driving the wrong direction.