Former Colorado Buffalo and Denver Bronco, Alfred Williams has parted ways from iHeart Radio. So where will he go?

Pet pig breaks into garage, gets "so drunk" on owner's beer.

Anxious at the Portland airport? Beni the Llama is here for you.

Porta-potties fall off truck during morning commute in Massachusetts.

“I'm mom to eight dolls — I breastfeed them and take them everywhere.”

The U.S. presidential election is tonight, and sadly we’re all on eggshells for the results.

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The Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight is right around the corner.

A runner used a route-tracking app to draw the largest ever GPS-mapped penis to raise money for men’s mental health issues.

Worst zoo animals - EVER!

Double Chocolate Peppermint Footlong Cookies were added to the menu at Subway.

Chipotle fell to social media pressure and is giving bigger portions.

Jason Kelce smashed a dude's phone after the fan called his brother Travis a homophobic slur.

No need to panic over the Denver Broncos loss to the Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens are just good. We hear from Sean Payton and Bo Nix.

Martha Stewart kind of takes a shot at Ryan Reynolds.

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Listeners share some truly haunting stories that I can’t wrap my brain around.

And, I share some of the many things that I’ve experienced through the years.

Pythons in Florida are shocking scientists by eating deer and alligators whole.

Researchers at the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory have discovered evidence that says extraterrestrial life could be 1.7 billion miles from Earth - on Uranus' moon, Miranda.

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Chef Jamie Oliver explains how some stole almost $390k worth of cheese.

Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC.

Why McDonald’s isn’t at fault with the Quarter pounder with Cheese, with a side of E.coli situation.

Elliot Lake man found dancing and urinating inside a minivan.

Perfect for a horror movie: Depopulated village in Japan crafts dolls for a sense of life. 

A tattoo shop in Colorado Springs is fighting back against an apartment complex… with dicks.

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A Polish Funeral home apologizes after a body falls out of a hearse onto a busy road.

Somewhere in India, an elephant trampled a man to death as he tried to take a selfie with it.

“I used my period blood for a Chucky Halloween costume — haters were shocked but it's more authentic”

Aaron Rodgers is a d-bag who’s been through some legit darkness… like Bane from Batman.

The Denver Broncos beat the Carolina Panthers. Sean Payton said the Panthers weren’t a good team. Also, some Panther players were pissy because they thought the Broncos were trying to run up the score.

80,000 Uncrustables are consumed every season by the NFL… 700 a week by the Denver Broncos.

Dwayne Wade was honored with a statue in Miami… too bad it looks nothing like him.

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I ask the hard hitting questions when it comes to the spirit world - why don’t you ever see naked ghosts?

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Police in Germany busted a restaurant that would deliver cocaine with their pizza.

DiGiorno brings back its turkey and cranberry-topped Thanksgiving Pizza

Underpaid flight attendants turn to stripping, eating passengers’ leftovers. I may turn to OnlyFans - shave my feet, and make some fat cash.

People lured a leopard out of the woods to try and take a picture of it. Then they were attacked.

Tua Tagovailoa is expected to be back on the field for the Miami Dolphins this Sunday. We hear from him on why he’s coming back after another devastating concussion.

The Colorado Rockies are owned by the modern day PT Barnum.

And more stories of dumb ways to get fired.

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Doritos just filmed its first ad in space!!! "Zero Gravity Cool Ranch".

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I was captain buzzkill at my son's baseball game.

Seaworld killer whale splashed the crowd with its poop.

Werther's Original The candy maker has introduced a limited-edition pair of jeans, which are equipped with 30 tiny pockets, each designed to hold a single piece of the company’s hard candy caramel.

Man put on probation for sneaking into neighbors’ homes to smell their shoes.

Sports:

Dodgers and Yankees are set for the World Series. 

Entertainment:

Henry Danger star Cooper Barnes’ wife is suing their neighbor who’s trying to seduce Cooper.

Casa Bonita is starting to become a celebrity landing zone. The band KORN as well as Bri Larson were seen there in the last few weeks.

Mailbag:

A recent autopsy revealed a unique medical discovery: a 78-year-old man who unknowingly lived with three penises, a condition known as supernumerary penile formation.

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