I may be punishing myself while I sleep, if running into door knobs qualifies for that.

A man in Utah ordered Chick-fil-A via GrubHub, and when he drank his milkshake, it was actually urine.

Britney Spears’ memoir has sold a ton of copies. Basically, people want to read a trainwreck.

Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift have more money than you and I combined.

Someone asked me a medical question, so naturally I gave a medical answer.

My love of delicious bacon.

Matthew Perry passed away, but some news outlets seem to crave stories like this.

Did the Raiders get better firing McDaniels and benching Garappolo?

Dmac is back on the air as he joins Tyler Polumbus and Scott Hastings on Altitude 92.5 here in Denver.

The battle between 104.3 The Fan (Denversports.com) and Altitude 92.5, is great for Colorado sports talk listeners.

Thieves stole something highly valuable… but do they know exactly what they have? It’s bull semen.

You’ll think twice next time you order bottled water from a hotel after this story. I’m not going to say what it is, but you’ll remember it forever.

Unacceptable places for a first date. Yeah, someone made a list.

Broncos get a big win, but need to take a breath, calm down a bit and not talk about a Super Bowl run.

I share some scary stories that I've experienced throughout my life. Some may leave you with chills.

Would you eat at a restaurant that charged up to $50 for rowdy kids? Well, a restaurant in Blue Ridge, Georgia adds $50 ‘unable to parent’ fee for kids that are out of control.

A 75-year-old mother in northern Italy won a court order to have her sons, aged 40 and 42, evicted from her house after they refused to leave the comfort of their homes.

A wedding in Bolivia ended with the bride and groom covered in feces. Apparently the groom's ex wasn't pleased with getting dumped.

Things not to donate for a charity toy drive. The Barnardo's branch in Gorseinon, Swansea, reminded people that it is a children's charity, not an S&M charity.

A Taco Bell in Indiana - where you can get tacos, burritos, and a haircut.

And why is the media soft? Why are media outlets afraid to ske the questions that everyone wants answered?

Let's cut the B.S.! While so called NFL experts explain how the Denver Broncos will lose to the Kansas City Chiefs, I break the way they can do the unthinkable.

Also, big shout-out to my girl Taylor Swift!

A 92-year-old man hikes the Grand Canyon rim-to-rim.

Customer gets locked in a New York jewelry store vault for over 10 hours.

First 'Florida man' games will be 'the most insane athletic showdown on Earth'

MAN: I haven't worn shoes in a decade — people look down on me but it keeps me humble.

WOMAN: I found a cigarette butt in my kid's McDonald's Happy Meal — I'm lucky he didn't eat it.

A woman discovered a dead frog in her spinach bag: 'Traumatized'.

Crusty but trusty? You're not the only one who can't part with your yellow pillow.

Plus, soundbytes of chaos!!

Be a part of the Halloween special!

What big city has the most rats in the United States? New York, Los Angeles, Chicago are obvious, but there’s some in the top ten that are surprising.

Things not to do the first time you try mushrooms. How about fly on a plane? That’s what an off-duty pilot did, now he’s being charged with attempted murder.

The Denver Nuggets beat the L.A. Lakers, and Nugget fans get a big W by chanting “who’s your daddy” to LeBron James and company.

A college baseball rejection letter that has people split. But it shouldn’t be as big of a deal as people are making it.

More things you shouldn’t have to tell people.

Things you shouldn’t have to tell people who visit or work at a brewery. A man in a China brewery was caught urinating in a beer tank.

Elon Musk made an offer to Wikipedia… and I made an offer to Elon Musk.

The history of women shaving is pretty lame, and maybe they shouldn't do it anymore.

A breakfast staple may soon disappear forever. Bananas are against the clock as a nasty fungus is wiping out the delicious and healthy snack.

A Utah man was ordered to remove a Halloween display of skeletons pole dancing.

Mistaken identity takes a case from possible to murder… to just awkward and funny. Why? Police in Warwickshire found a used and abused sex doll, but originally thought it was a dead body.

Imagine going on vacation, then getting a call that your family home had just been demolished by accident. That happened in Atlanta. The details in the story are interesting and cause for debate.

Taco Bell is putting other fast casual restaurants on notice with the addition of chicken nuggets. The only catch is it’s only being sold in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Super old dog died and some people were shocked.

Broncos beat the Packers, and we heard from Courtland Sutton.

Elon Musk and X (Twitter) fight back against bots by charging new users $1. But will it work?

META is over censoring its users and promoting unrealistic creators.

A woman had a life-threatening allergic reaction, and instead of using an EPiPen, she decided to post it on TikTok.

Fighting a 7 foot kangaroo in order to save your dog.

A therapist asked for a $20 tip after a session.

"Empower Field at Mile High will host Luchadores Místico, Atlantis Jr., Templario, and Volador Jr. in a pregame exhibition of Lucha Libre during the Broncos' Oct. 22, home game against the Green Bay Packers." - Broncos

USC Caleb Williams wants partial ownership from the NFL team that will select him in the 2024 Draft.