Buyers of Bored Ape NFTs are suing after digital apes turn out to be bad investments. Yeah, no kidding!

Andy Elliott, a professional sales trainer and car salesman, says he will only hire employees if they have six pack abs. I explain why this guy is an idiot who is setting his company up to fail.

A United Airlines pilot got fed up with a parking gate that wouldn’t open at Denver International Airport. So he went and got an ax, then began chopping at the gate. Would you want him flying you around in a plane?

Famed actor Gary Busey was trending after a bizarre interview where he slammed buttered sausage, and praised honey.

It’s starting to drift into pumpkin spice season. I saw pumpkin spice dog treats at Petsmart, which took me down a path of dogs eating gross things.

Colorado State Rams have a former Sumo champion playing football for them. Hidetora Hanada of Japan won the 2022 world championship in Sumo, now he's taking a crack at football.

And Deion Sanders, head coach of the Colorado Buffaloes football team, confused some people with his comments after his team fought during practice.

Suburban Detroit woman says she found a live frog in a spinach container.

Thousands of tarantulas will soon be crawling across Southeast Colorado.

Plane passenger causes outrage after putting bare foot on the armrest for the duration of a three-hour flight.

Woman sent a ' 'Stranger Things' 'star $10K over 1 year, divorced husband in wild catfishing saga.

Furious furries fight back after busting a man filming them on the beach.

Things you don't go cheap on: Toilet paper, salad dressing, and a whole bunch more!

And Soundbites of Chaos makes its return.

An Australian mom won’t kill her daughter’s head lice because the family is vegan.

A man, Zac “The Horse” Gordon, broke the Guiness World Record for most planks busted by using his nuts.

Disturbing fact about your cute and lovable dog. Your perception of your furry friend will be changed forever.

I created a new disturbing Disney movie that involves grasshoppers. I feel like I should be getting a call from Disney any day now - either to offer me a job, or to tell me to stop with my dumb ideas.

Be extra careful drinking beer over in the UK.

Fixing a toilet because somebody is an aggressive flusher.

And the latest nicknames for Mark Zuckerberg.

We’re surrounded by click bait, and I’m knee deep in it.

Oregon revoked an old school law that prevented people from pumping their own gas, and the change went into effect immediately. Now, New Jersey is the lone snob state that pumps gas for you.

I could never have multiple relationships at the same time.

Italian restaurant charges $22 to slice a birthday cake. Social media is flipping their lids because of this. I explain why this could be justified.

Dana White hints that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg could fight in the UFC, but not against Elon Musk.

The 2009 movie “The Blind Side” is full of lies. Michael Oher, the man the movie is based on, has come forward stating that the Tuohy family has lied about them adopting him, as well as some other shadiness.
In fact, some on social media are demanding Sandra Bullock give back her Oscar that she won for the movie "The Blind Side"... Which is dumb.

Kids are back in school, and I may have a new career path.

A supermarket in Austria had to shutdown due to a Brazilian Wandering spider being on the loose. Its bite causes extreme pain throughout the body, high blood pressure, and painful erections.

A man stuffed 14 snakes down his pants and tried to get through customs.

Trailer for Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge was released.
What iconic story from our childhood will take a sharp turn and be made into a twisted movie? I give you an idea.

And Denver Broncos fans need to settle down after the first game of the preseason. No need to panic… unless they don't fix the offensive line. Then there's plenty of room to panic!

Tampa’s mayor went fishing and caught a 70lb brick of cocaine.

A newly hired driving instructor in Lakewood Colorado, crashed his car into the driving school.

Bad way to die: Italian man crushed to death by thousands of cheese wheels.

A Texas woman was mowing the lawn, then was attacked by a snake and hawk at the same time!

McDonald’s employee reveals how iced tea is made… and yes, it has a ton of sugar.

An oblivious woman walked through a beach wedding, and social media is mad.

Gen Z wants to change the infamous name of the “wife beater” shirt. But is their new name that great?

Disney could be opening a new theme park in Melbourne Australia. Which would be great for the city. That being said it's just another Disney park I don't plan to attend.

Some insane stories from the broadcasting world. Colin Cowherd said on his show that Dwayne Haskins will never win a Super Bowl. Mostly because Dwayne Haskins died last year.
Also, the Baltimore Orioles suspended their TV broadcaster, Kevin Brown - but nobody can wrap their minds around why. In fact, Yankees broadcaster Michael Kay defended Brown.

A Harvard physicist is saying we'll have proof that extraterrestrial life is real, here in the next few weeks. It better not be another "story" saying aliens are real. We need to see legit evidence.

My wife made an epic mistake when it came to our household.

It’s that time of year when we’ll start seeing Spirit Halloween stores popping up everywhere.

What are the top cities in the United States for consuming weed, and where does Denver rank?

Elon Musk is already prepping his excuses for losing a fight against Mark Zuckerberg.

Fritos and Floyd’s Barbershop are giving you a chance to win $10,000… as long as you get a mullet.

What days of the week are employees more productive and less productive?
Social media are supporting a lazy employee who was fired for playing with her phone instead of working.

Google is charging its employees $99 a night to stay at its on-campus hotel to help transition to the hybrid workplace.
Elon Musk does the same thing at X, but doesn’t charge his employees.

Iraq’s prime minister has ordered an investigation into how a bear escaped from its crate in the cargo hold of an Iraqi aircraft as it was due to depart from Dubai airport.

Beyonce spends thousands of dollars a year because she requires fresh, untouched toilet seats wherever she goes. Just so she doesn't have to sit on a used one.

A semi spilled its load on an Arkansas highway… When authorities reached the scene and were devastated to find thousands of containers of nacho cheese scattered about.

Just call me Mr. Fix It! I explain how I fixed my LG tv that was having internet connection issues.

You could earn $18k a month to play the card game Uno.

Human error almost ruined a 46 year NASA project.

A teacher came home to find seven-foot pole mysteriously cemented in her driveway. Which reminded me of an epic prank by Super Bowl champion Mark Schlereth.

Funeral homes offering bright pink Barbie-themed coffins. I have a creative way for me to be put to rest.

Former Lizzo dancers were weight-shamed and pressured while at strip club. The details are crazy!

I share my sad strip club story.