Thousands of people are joining together in the Scottish Highlands in the largest search effort for the Loch Ness Monster, in 50 years! But if they find what they’re looking for, it could cause major chaos for the entire world.

Kevin Hart got a reality check after tearing his abdominal muscles while trying to race former NFL running back, Steven Ridley.

TCU freshman (OL) Brione “BIG BUBBA” Ramsey-Brooks is 6’5 & 455 Pounds... I can't imagine he makes it past halftime playing at that size.

The Denver Broncos are trying to cut you a deal at the concession stands, but I don’t think it’s as good of a deal as they think.

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The biggest fight… ever… is on! Elon Musk confirmed he will fight Mark Zuckerberg in Rome, Italy.

A Georgia man stole an entire porch. - Yes, an entire porch!

Denver Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson had an epic line at a press conference. He may have a future in movies.

Do you have the best personality to live on Mars? I give you the list of what they're looking for. And could you imagine living on Mars with your current coworkers?

Do airlines need to be more strict with horrible passengers?

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Another animal escaped a zoo. This time in England.

A dumb trend sweeps the world via TikTok, and it concerns some experts saying it will create trust issues. I say trust issues might be a good thing.

India did something the Russians couldn’t - they landed on the south side of the moon. I explain why countries are in a hurry to get to the southern part of the moon.

Why it’s hard to trust online ratings of companies. And we read some bizarre reviews of the Great Sand Dunes in Colorado.

I fill you in on why I tend to live in a constant state of fear.

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A Russian spacecraft crashed on the moon. So that took me down the path of my Rich Russian Billionaire character.

A UK sunflower farm is asking people to stop taking nude photos in their fields.

US tycoon Bryan Johnson, who spends $2 million a year to reverse aging, starts 'penis rejuvenation therapy'.... Shockwave therapy on his junk

A McDonald’s customer claims she found pennies in her chicken nuggets.

A.I. chimed in on what would happen if Jurassic Park was real, and the dinosaurs escaped.

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Buyers of Bored Ape NFTs are suing after digital apes turn out to be bad investments. Yeah, no kidding!

Andy Elliott, a professional sales trainer and car salesman, says he will only hire employees if they have six pack abs. I explain why this guy is an idiot who is setting his company up to fail.

A United Airlines pilot got fed up with a parking gate that wouldn’t open at Denver International Airport. So he went and got an ax, then began chopping at the gate. Would you want him flying you around in a plane?

Famed actor Gary Busey was trending after a bizarre interview where he slammed buttered sausage, and praised honey.

It’s starting to drift into pumpkin spice season. I saw pumpkin spice dog treats at Petsmart, which took me down a path of dogs eating gross things.

Colorado State Rams have a former Sumo champion playing football for them. Hidetora Hanada of Japan won the 2022 world championship in Sumo, now he's taking a crack at football.

And Deion Sanders, head coach of the Colorado Buffaloes football team, confused some people with his comments after his team fought during practice.

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Suburban Detroit woman says she found a live frog in a spinach container.

Thousands of tarantulas will soon be crawling across Southeast Colorado.

Plane passenger causes outrage after putting bare foot on the armrest for the duration of a three-hour flight.

Woman sent a ' 'Stranger Things' 'star $10K over 1 year, divorced husband in wild catfishing saga.

Furious furries fight back after busting a man filming them on the beach.

Things you don't go cheap on: Toilet paper, salad dressing, and a whole bunch more!

And Soundbites of Chaos makes its return.

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An Australian mom won’t kill her daughter’s head lice because the family is vegan.

A man, Zac “The Horse” Gordon, broke the Guiness World Record for most planks busted by using his nuts.

Disturbing fact about your cute and lovable dog. Your perception of your furry friend will be changed forever.

I created a new disturbing Disney movie that involves grasshoppers. I feel like I should be getting a call from Disney any day now - either to offer me a job, or to tell me to stop with my dumb ideas.

Be extra careful drinking beer over in the UK.

Fixing a toilet because somebody is an aggressive flusher.

And the latest nicknames for Mark Zuckerberg.

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We’re surrounded by click bait, and I’m knee deep in it.

Oregon revoked an old school law that prevented people from pumping their own gas, and the change went into effect immediately. Now, New Jersey is the lone snob state that pumps gas for you.

I could never have multiple relationships at the same time.

Italian restaurant charges $22 to slice a birthday cake. Social media is flipping their lids because of this. I explain why this could be justified.

Dana White hints that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg could fight in the UFC, but not against Elon Musk.

The 2009 movie “The Blind Side” is full of lies. Michael Oher, the man the movie is based on, has come forward stating that the Tuohy family has lied about them adopting him, as well as some other shadiness.
In fact, some on social media are demanding Sandra Bullock give back her Oscar that she won for the movie "The Blind Side"... Which is dumb.

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Kids are back in school, and I may have a new career path.

A supermarket in Austria had to shutdown due to a Brazilian Wandering spider being on the loose. Its bite causes extreme pain throughout the body, high blood pressure, and painful erections.

A man stuffed 14 snakes down his pants and tried to get through customs.

Trailer for Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death and Porridge was released.
What iconic story from our childhood will take a sharp turn and be made into a twisted movie? I give you an idea.

And Denver Broncos fans need to settle down after the first game of the preseason. No need to panic… unless they don't fix the offensive line. Then there's plenty of room to panic!

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Tampa’s mayor went fishing and caught a 70lb brick of cocaine.

A newly hired driving instructor in Lakewood Colorado, crashed his car into the driving school.

Bad way to die: Italian man crushed to death by thousands of cheese wheels.

A Texas woman was mowing the lawn, then was attacked by a snake and hawk at the same time!

McDonald’s employee reveals how iced tea is made… and yes, it has a ton of sugar.

An oblivious woman walked through a beach wedding, and social media is mad.

Gen Z wants to change the infamous name of the “wife beater” shirt. But is their new name that great?

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