While Elon Musk is buying the struggling social media platform, Twitter, expect his stance on freedom of speech to change. Musk wants to cuts the restraints on Twitters content rules. I explain why he will be forced to take steps back when he sees the possible consequences of having no restrictions on content.

We have some fun with some "Don't Judge Me" moments, including why you should and shouldn't bring braunschweiger to a strip club.

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A 40 year old woman in Washington state fell into an outhouse toilet while trying to retrieve her cell phone. And now I'm really scared to go in one.

Each episode of Stranger Things costs $30 million, while each episode of House of the Dragon is under $20 million. Just more reasons for me to be mad at Game of Thrones.

An artist and painter named Domingo Zapata is claiming to have a romantic and sexual relationship with the Mona Lisa.

Some guy got caught with two pounds of gold up his butt at an Indian airport.

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Phillip Lindsay said he'd "love" the idea of returning to the Denver Broncos.
What are the down sides to having Phillip Lindsay on your team? One of the biggest issues is his size.
But, there are a lot benefits to having him in a Broncos uniform. He can be used as a Mile High (Swiss) Army Knife. Do the Broncos have the courage to use him in multiple positions?

No matter what anyone says, there's a big difference between Mother's day and Father's day.

Mike Tyson beat up a fellow passenger on his Jet Blue flight. The man was allegedly harassing
the former heavy weight champion. At one point, the man is said to have thrown a water bottle at the legendary boxer.
I give you my thoughts on the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard trial. Apparently she took a crap on their bed. Yeah, you read that correctly. WTF?!

***FYI - I accidentally said her name was Amanda, instead of Amber Heard. She seems crazy, no matter what her name is!

Looking at the upcoming NFL draft and what we can expect.
This is the first year in a long time that Broncos Country shouldn't be stressed about the draft.
Will the Cleveland Browns trade Baker Mayfield? Could he end up with the Seattle Seahawks? The Carolina Panthers? If they cut him, expect the Pittsburgh Steelers to sign him.
Charlie Blackmon of the Colorado Rockies signed a deal with MaximBet and made MLB history.
And setting aside my media influences, I explain how tragedy and the guidance from my brother, Chris, allowed my comedic creativity to grow.

This is the story of the "Demon House" as it was documented by the Lake County Sheriff’s Department.
Was the home inhabited by an actual demon? Or was it someone else playing evil games?
Whatever it was, the police report paints a picture of strange events that can only be described as creepy.

Listeners chime in and I react to ridiculous beer costs at stadiums and arenas.
Plus, if heir to the Walmart fortune, Rob Walton buys the Denver Broncos, would it be bad for the franchise? I say, no!
Do the Denver Nuggets have what it takes to go to the championship this year?
Ryan Blackburn of DenverStiffs.com insulted me... but did he really?
How Scott Hastings was my biggest influence in the radio industry.
I explain how to beat up all of the on-air hosts at 104.3 The Fan.
And I'm waiting for comic book nerds to be upset about Natalie Portman being the new Thor.

A woman tried to glue herself to the court at the Timberwolves-Clippers game in Minnesota. She was protesting the former owner of the Timberwolves, Glen Taylor. Another reason to watch the NBA playoffs, I guess.
A man in Florida was arrested for impersonating a DEA officer. He was trying to get a Law Enforcement discount at Wendys.
The time my brother and I broke the candy machine at K-Mart and basically won the jackpot... if the jackpot was made out of Runts.
A woman asked to be removed from the jury pool due to the negative impact it would have on her Sugar Daddy. Her Sugar Daddy pays her $8,000 a month! This also allowed me to speak again about sex work being real work.
Barstool Sports is the only media entity that has balls to speak truthfully. I say this because when it comes to murderers, the local and national media is allowing the piles of garbage to become famous. Instead, the media needs identify them as dumb pieces of shit.

And an update: Qdoba reacted to my burrito ball issue from episode 115.

No matter what the accent is, if you have one and are speaking to me, it confuses my tiny brain.
Cheap shots in kids sports and how I'd deal with them.
And I went to Qdoba and I had to show the employees how to roll the burrito. Yeah, they were making a burrito BALL!
As a former employee of Chipotle, I consider myself an expert at rolling burritos - unless (as discussed in prior episodes) you overload it - then I suck at it.
Anyway, Burrito-gate is a thing now.