I did maintenance on my garage, now I’m proud and paranoid at the same time.

The Dallas Fort Worth International Airport says that a security notice for "Electronic Genital Verification" that has gone viral on social media is not real or an authorized notice.

People who name their kids stupid names are jerk-holes.

Michigan judge sentences Walmart shoplifters to wash cars in the parking lot.

Should the Denver Broncos resign Von Miller?

I had a run-in with a possible hit-man.

Igloo coolers recall a bunch of their products due to finger amputation.

A humpback whale briefly swallowed a kayaker off Chilean Patagonia before quickly releasing him unharmed. But this isn’t the first time something like this happened.

A Canadian woman loses hands to shark bite while trying to take photo.

Chinese zoo accused of painting donkeys black and white to look like zebras.

4 Nations Face-Off - USA vs CANADA… Had 3 fights in the first 9 minutes. What other sport could have fights like hockey does?

A soccer team becomes first to be sponsored by OnlyFans model.

Kay Adams of the NFL Network says the Denver Broncos could be the next Philadelphia Eagles.

Florida - monkeys - herpes.

‘Food don’ts’ to stay healthy - For dummies.

Domino's launching pepperoni-inspired perfume for Valentine's Day.

Bus sized asteroid is headed for Earth.

Tar balls wash ashore on Florida beaches. Weird… we as a species, keep this planet so clean and tidy.

Fifa confirmed Saudi Arabia would host the men's World Cup in 2034. - allegedly.

Scientists are trying to figure out why hockey players all sound Canadian.

Jamal Murray dropped 55 points against Portland last night. 

Deion Sanders said Sheduer Sanders is the best QB in the NFL draft. And how the Colorado head coach breaks it down, makes a lot of sense.

I burn some bridges in the Denver sports talk world, as I give my fantasy radio station talent line-up.

It’s time for me to head to Antarctica.

How to tell you have the perfect partner.

Cats are jerks, and one grounded a plane for two days.

High school teacher in Queensland, Australia reportedly identifies as a cat, licks hands, and hisses at students.

VIVA la France! - Man in France slapped with $200 fine for using speakerphone in train station.

A Chinese zoo started selling tiger urine, claiming its “medicinal properties” could treat rheumatism.

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California company will let you bang in a hot air balloon, a mile high up, for Valentine’s Day.

Zoo will send a pooping elephant video to your ex for Valentine's. And now I have an idea for a side gig.

Nationwide power outage in Sri Lanka blamed on a monkey. I bet I know what it was doing…

The Village People are suing comedian Jim Jefferies after he said his interpretation of their song - YMCA - his new podcast, 'At This Moment'.

Expect Travis Kelce to retire before the NFL draft.

Super Bowl stories: prostitutes, milk spitting in faces, fake erections, Rain Man of Alcatraz, bathing with a Super Bowl winner, and more!

Will the NFL go to 18 games?

I give you some postgame (Super Bowl) bets… and the likelihood that Travis Kelce retires after the Super Bowl, and if he proposes to Taylor Swift.

People are injecting trout and salmon sperm in faces instead of traditional fillers.

Ferrari reportedly threatens to blacklist super-rich buyers who customize their cars with ‘strange’ designs.

Pilot proposes to girlfriend mid-flight, and I don’t like it.

Plane passenger descends into rage, hurls used sanitary pads at check-in staff after being denied boarding.

Pig bites officer's hand during Oklahoma 'hoof pursuit'.

Mom defends reusable toilet paper as 'budget-friendly' hack.

A borderline erotic reading of “Martha’s Field Needs Plowed.”

Waffle House adds 50 cents per egg surcharge amid shortages, rising prices. So, why are egg prices so high?

Super Bowl tickets are still high, but they’re dropping.

Thanks to 850 KOA, we heard from Chris Jones talking about Bo Nix at the Super Bowl.

Altitude TV and Comcast (Xfinity) have finally ended their 5-year breakup. Now, Avalanche and Nuggets fans can watch the teams on TV in Denver.

Unruly plane passenger duct-taped to seat on 'chaotic' flight — then another passenger decided to propose to his girlfriend only a few rows away.

Colorado has its own version of Punxsutawney Phil. Flatiron Freddy - which is similar to Frozen Dead Guy in Nederland.

The Fantastic Four: First Steps arrives in theaters July 25, and Cowboy DeHuff breaks down the main characters.

Luka was traded to the Lakers, and Anthony Davis to the Mavericks. This movement is all to help the NBA because LeBron James will retire soon.

Patrick Mahomes and Steve Spagnuolo were giving Denver Broncos QB Bo Nix some love on Media Night during Super Bowl week.

I shared the story of me and two legendary former NFLers getting high in the streets of New Orleans.

The time I stuck my finger in Terrell Davis’ mouth while on radio row covering the Super Bowl.

Louisiana lawmakers want the Super Bowl halftime show to be mild and soft.

Rats love the booger sugar and jazz music thanks to scientists.

A study said that Gen Z is terrible at cooking - I explain why that study is B.S.

Black market butter is a thing.

Cam Newton says he’d rather have his MVP than a Super Bowl championship. I spoke with some past Super Bowl winners to get their thoughts.

And the only NFL teams who haven’t been to the Super Bowl are??

Welsh woman was fined and hit with a restraining order for sending her boyfriend’s ex-partner a series of videos of herself farting as part of a bizarre harassment campaign.

Priest in Detroit pretended to floss with a 13 year old girl’s hair, then sat behind her and started growling.

A woman is in court because her bumper sticker offended someone.

World’s 5th richest man Bernard Arnault coined a new phrase for being fired: ‘Promoted outwards’.

Bill Belichick on being a good coach means you have good players - and renaming the Lombardi trophy after Tom Brady.