Delete Everything Podcast

We finally stayed on task for an entire episode... maybe because we're talking about an OnlyFans model. 

In this week's episode, Riley finds out that he gets to eat the cookies that get left out for Santa and Patrick tries to find nice things to say about a young Thomas Edison. So grab a slice of fruitcake and sign yourself up for the naughty list as we get into the history of some of our "American" Christmas traditions.

We think this one is about the dos and don'ts of eating hot dogs and sausages, but who knows... it might just be 40 minutes of veiled threats against the president of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

In this week's episode, the guys discuss some more crazy disasters in history. So flick away your cigarettes, raise a warm pint of London porter, and try not to keep track of the body count on this one because it's pretty brutal.

In this week's episode, Riley discovers there's an impression that he can do better than Patrick, but Patrick is also hopped up on cold medicine so it may have all been a fever dream. Either way, it's time to eat some mushrooms, update your virus software, and be real sad and emotionless about everything as we discuss three pretty boring dudes and the wild lives they led both in and out of the public eye.

In this week's episode, we shoot an expensive cow and hire a drunk, instigating translator to talk to the cow's owner. Also, the railroad is finally done, thanks to a lot of people who we definitely won't treat poorly in the immediate aftermath! It's the final chapter of our three-part series on American westward migration 

In this week's episode, we're borrowing sugar from our neighbor (whose name we can never quite get right) so that we can make a delicious pie and gather everyone around the table to tell a tale about a group of godly buckle fanatics who took an unconventional sailing trip 400 years ago.

In this week's episode, the boys blaze a path further west, burning down native conversion schools and sharing a lovely meal with the Donner family as they make their way to Sutter's Mill, CA. Will they strike it rich, or will they live out their days as indentured servants? Find out in part two of our three-part series about American westward migration.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley are fording the Mississippi River and heading west. One of us will contract dysentery and one of us will catch a Sioux arrow in the chest. Find out who lives and who dies in this, part one of our three-part series about American westward migration.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley leave their underground bunker of healing crystals and aromatherapy diffusers to explore the pseudoscience movements of the past. So double check your moon cycles to see if it's safe to hop into this Faraday cage with us because the Orgone energy is about to be off the charts.