Delete Everything Podcast

In this week’s episode, who said you could fornicate? Certainly not your god or your government! On this episode, the guys explore the global and ancient tradition of dictating what goes on with what's in your pants. So bike lock your privates up and let’s lay next to one another with no actual physical contact!

In this week’s episode, the guys are discussing the worst Christmas tragedies we could find. Turns out the horrors don’t take off for the holidays… and evidently neither do we! So enjoy your cooked goose, stuffing, and seasonal desserts along with a side of alarming tales of personal misfortune. 

Man Animals! Rat Brains!

In this week’s episode, Riley and Drew flip the script on Patrick and completely hoodwink him. Have you ever wondered what world map projections and 80s cartoons have in common? Well neither have we, and they aren’t correlated at all, but we talk a whole bunch about both things anyway! Prepare to have your minds blown!

In this week’s episode, the fellas are getting you all geared up for the holiday season by talking about legitimate tragedies that drastically altered people’s lives… and then minimizing those tragedies into a palatable 90 minute podcast so you don’t feel bad about it! Why worry about the victims of the eruption of Mount Tambora, or the farmers who suffered through the Australian Emu Wars, or the hundreds of thousands of people who would have been vaporized if the worst case scenario had happened in the 1961 Goldsboro B-52 crash when like… Legos are hella unaffordable for your nephew’s Christmas present? 

In this week’s episode, the boys are going balls deep… wait… they’re going deep… underwater… in balls! We’re talking all things deep in the ocean! Bathyspheres! Benthoscopes! Nuclear submarines! James Camerons! And what goes down between friends at the bottom of the Marianas Trench! So dive in with us, the water is freezing, inky black, and full of scary monsters.

In this week’s episode, the guys dive into how we ended up with the Thanksgiving traditions we celebrate every year. From turkey and stuffing to Black Friday, we’re cooking up a whole batch of historical context. So everyone gather ‘round the table and keep Riley away from the turkey. 

In this week’s episode, the guys are heading back to Japan to talk about confirmed badass, Miyamoto Musashi. We’re following this guy from his “killing guys with wooden sticks” era in his teens all the way to his “killing guys with wooden sticks” era in his 30s. This guy REALLY liked bashing people’s heads in with wooden sticks! That’s not to say that he wasn’t down to use his swords on 12 year old children though. Either way, we’ll let the listener decide if Musashi was a certified technical killer or a bloodthirsty, homeless psychopath. 

In this week’s episode, we’re traveling to the Central Pacific to watch things go boom! Is that unexpected rain a sign of the end of all wars? Maybe. The entire coral reef turning into glass is just a fun side effect! Find out how close to the perineum we managed to drop our bomb this week.

In this week’s episode, the guys are doing something a little different than they usually do. We’re talking about social psychology experiments and how they mush our brains into acting like jerks sometimes. Hopefully you’re listening to this from your cash-filled jacuzzi, inside your multi-million mansion, within your gated, beachfront community… on Park Place.