Delete Everything Podcast

In this week’s episode, we’re joined by guest host Jade “Dragon” Meadows to talk about the history of horror cinema. From the inception of the genre, which is cool, to Stephen King books and movies, which are lame and awful. Enjoy spooky season with our hot takes on a whole bunch of classic horror!

What happens when you combine a stellar cast, beautiful cinematography, and a darkly fascinating premise based on the real-life murder of Elizabeth Short, aka "The Black Dahlia?" Well, if you're director Brian De Palma in 2006, you make a piece of crap movie that sank at least one rising star. Join the Blongo Boys on this bonus inaugural episode of (possibly?) our next podcast: Bad Movie, Please Fix.

In this week’s episode, the boys are exploring the wilderness to see what they’re made of. We’re talking about the absolutely insane survival stories of Steven Callahan, Ada “Blackjack” Delatuk, and Ernest Shackleton and crew. So prep your raft, load up your most edible/bangable pet, and let’s set sail!

In this week's episode, the fellas are setting sail for the coast of Africa... where nothing bad has ever happened EVER. Join us as we discuss Europe's playbook for colonizing the resource rich continent and exactly how long term and far reaching the implications were/are. Honestly, no one is safe in this one, so, ummm... enjoy?

In this week’s episode, the guys are talking about bad police. Is that a political statement? Nope! We think you’ll agree once you listen that these are just arbitrarily awful police officers. Seriously! They’re bad bad not good people. 

In this week’s episode we’re joined again by guest host Brian Velez to talk about cold stuff. Does it seem like the most boring topic we’ve ever covered? Kind of, but it turns out that learning how ancient Persians and Romans had ice on demand is pretty damn cool! Conversely, learning how Industrial Revolution rich guys monopolized the production and distribution of ice is… predictable. So turn your thermostat down to 65 degrees, grab yourself an iced yak’s milk, and enjoy!

In this week’s episode the boys explore a couple of interesting lads. One who is seemingly a boring paper pusher with a seriously wild secret mission, and another popular, successful, and moderately interesting guy whose tales about his covert life are either total BS or are quite literally insane. We’ve also got buggery… lots and lots of buggery!

In this week’s episode, the guys are following the world’s worst wilderness guide on an absolutely mind boggling trip through the Rocky Mountains. So join us around the campfire as we dig into the meaty story of Alfred Packer and search for a single redeeming quality about him. 

In this week’s episode, the guys are celebrating a year of episodes by tackling the most convoluted topic they could come up with: The History… of History! Cram yourself into this time machine with us as we hop about willy nilly, talking smack about Mesopotamian ingots and how not f**kable Neanderthals were (sorry Drew). Happy one year anniversary!

In this week's episode, the fellas are diversifying their portfolios. Textiles, farming, glass fabrication: that's where the money is, especially when we can fully staff our businesses with 12 year olds! Join us as we ask the important questions like: Why did we allow this practice to proliferate so long ago? Why is "so long ago" still actually happening today? Do children really NEED all of their fingers? It's a coal cart full of atrocities and the crushed bodies of underage kids in this one!