Delete Everything Podcast

In this week’s episode, the guys explore the ways in which human brains can somehow simultaneously be impressive and yet so so so so dumb. In the process they also stumble upon a whole list of things they themselves have misremembered, thusly bringing this horrific memory machine around for a full lap. Join us if you have a dumb, stupid brain too as well!

In this week’s episode, Riley can’t find his white pants and Patrick falls in love with a seven foot tall woman with a dog’s lower half. It’s an episode filled with call backs and pitches for tv shows we’ll never make as we celebrate our 50th episode the only way we know how, by talking about the most random legendary cryptids from New York, California, and Alaska.

In this first installment of our Monthly Mini series, we’re taking a closer look at the insane life of Jair Candor, from being left to fend for himself as a child, to 36 years working with Brazil’s Indigenous People’s Foundation, to his discovery of multiple uncontacted indigenous tribes. Come hang with us while we talk about this guy who’s seen more naked strangers in the forest than you’d find in an abandoned, woodland box of porn!

In this week’s episode, we do a taste test to see if we can determine the difference between long pig and khakua meat. Our assessment? They both taste just like young cassowary! If you can make it through the hail of arrow fire, you should join us on our private, isolated island as we discuss the North Sentinalese and Korowai tribes.

In this week’s episode, the boys aren’t sure if they’re dying of Dengue fever or from all of the poison dart wounds, but what they do know is that the ominous rustling in the bushes means there’s some ‘made for National Geographic’ type nudity coming their way! Put on your bug spray because we’re making contact with the uncontacted Kawahiva and Awa tribes of the Amazon rainforest. 

In this week’s episode, the guys don’t know if Joseph Stalin was a visionary who was simply unable to enact his communist utopia or if he was a big, dumb idiot who was better built for revolution than he was for leadership… we’re leaning in one of those directions, but you’ll have to listen to find out which. We’re dipping our Bolsheviks in Russian revolution this week, so form an orderly line for your weekly, government-issued DEP rations.  

In this week's episode, the boys discuss three pretty badass ladies: Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey, and Biruté Galdikas. Join us as we talk about each of their amazing stories, what it took to get there, and what they did with their reputation and stature once they realized their goals.

In this week's episode, we make an attempt to appease a professor at a major university for that one time we back stabbed her in the middle of a huge bank heist. It was the last one, the one that was going to make us all rich so that we could finally get out of the game for good, and we stabbed her in the back... literally! Anyway, in order to make it all better we agreed to talk about the most boring topic on earth, but at least there are stories of topless Russian ballerinas, rich, drunken Chinese businessmen, and one singular man working himself into an early grave to ease the boredom.

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In this weeks episode, Marcel Vizcarra joins the guys for the second part of Fruit Wars! Why does such sweet tasting fruit leave such a bad taste in our mouths? If fruit’s so good for our bodies, why do these stories about them hurt our souls? Bananas aren’t the only things that bruise easily this week, come find out what else in this horrific conclusion.