Happy birthday (to us) (yesterday, technically)! We're five years young, and we share a birthday with Jonathan Davis from Korn. Pretty cool stuff. What else is cool? Demi Burnett and Ruby Rose, DMing; Heather Mills, engaged to her toyboy; Luke Evans, confirming or denying a breakup; Jamie Lynn Spears, (allegedly) running over her cat(s) with a Tesla; Bow Wow, naming his new baby "Stone Moss"; Art Chatto, being a royal hunk; Plies, burying his gold teeth; Shawn Mendes' Chipotle bowl, Melissa Joan Harts Lunchables #spon AND AN ALARMING BENANA, TO SAY THE LEAST.

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