Three first time callers talk about the aftermath of wearing an over-the-top sports fan costume to a game and then having your team lose, knuckles or handshakes, the greatest performance of our generation, 2Pac or Biggie, talking to a shrink, how you dry off after showers, the sitting down of the youth, and the Top 5 things to find in an Easter basket.

Three concerned citizens talk about sports fandom, the origin of rectangles, a stinky sneeze plus a booger, being tailed by black SUVs, the funniest famous person of all time, the age you should move out of your parents' house, where mini-corn comes from, and why Sam's is the best grocery store. Also, a round of The Office trivia and Hot Take Roulette.

Three recovering feminists talk about last night's dinner, the Afroman case, REM's best song, bedroom sound checks, Rooster, Nick's truck seat, dumb self-inflicted injuries, the American Gladiators reboot, plus the Top 5 doubles, and a game of Real or Fake: Reality TV Edition.

Three perennial all stars discuss how Eric was born to provide commentary, more old FB posts, face deodorant, the origins of hating AC/DC, cheese sauce, plus a game of "Who's more likely to___?" And the Top 5 most useless inventions.

Three thriving thrifters talk about a recent concert experience, eating that in the truck, Scary Movie, the greatest joke of all time, Become the video game, the other funniest thing Brad's ever said, Family Feud mouth kissing, the acceptable number of times to wear a pair of jeans between washes, and the Top 5 best fast food burger places.

Three hapless hula hoopers talk about singing the national anthem too loud, coaching from the nosebleeds, suckin' quarters, cooking bacon, cringy old social media posts, A1 on steak, Love is Blind, sushi, calling girls guys, 4-way stop nice-offs, and a game of "Did They Collab?"

Three real ones talk about the super not nerdy Kid Rock/RFK video, how everyone loves fried pickles, carrying cash, the best comfort, the peer of the year, unsolicited relationship advice, the remaining list of top TV characters of all time, two special top 5 lists, plus a round of movie trivia.

Three fair maidens disclose how the celebrated Valentime's Day, learn which came first, discuss which Tok they're on, debate the best way to make grilled cheese and what to call it. Plus, Nick's bad coach math, Brad's traffic report, a Walmart parking lot incident, year old McDonald's burgers, the best game show, and a rousing round of Real or Fake: Country Music Edition.

Three hot bad boys try to guess AI or T-Pain, then talk Bob Ross, the best pairings, how water towers work, this one poor guy vomiting outside of a buffet, squeezy or spready mayo, Fallout, rating systems, Punk vs Roman, getting beat up by children, new live reads, and 2 Top 5 lists.

Three courageous explorers uncover the origins of Brad's wolves, then discuss which TV shows had the best 1st seasons, crashing out then vs now, 90s bands, Catherine O'Hara, the Royal Rumble, and a special Top 5 List from Brad.