Deranged Marriage (with Sarah and Quivers)

What an insightful look into our psyches as I share a bad hookup story, we talk drunk habits and falconry, abandoning Sarah in the middle of the island with no way home, loud ratty kids, bad funeral joked etiquette, dating a Spy Kid, joining the church for the coffee mornings, and losing my neighbour’s club card ://

Today we answer the real question: were you the dumper or were you the dumpee? We celebrate love in all its forms, and by that I mean being dismissed from your workplace (relationship). We discuss chilly tents, tit warmers, Sarah’s pregnancy scare!!!, dreams of an ex’s smelly feet, new homes, formspring abuse, my dogs pretty pumpum and much more to boot. Big love, scribble back.

So apparently I’m a teacher now and my area of expertise is the life and times of Henners the eighth? Meanwhile, Sarah’s mumbling her words in public, so naturally we discuss curling shoes, voice notes, Bad Bunny, and we help out a couple of listeners with their very specific issues. Big love to Keith Hatstand x

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Yes. It’s true. I try a coffee LIVE ON THE POD (WHO ELSE IS DOING IT LIKE US???!). We also discuss psychic readings, hypnotherapy, we celebrate dishwashers, and Sarah has a very controversial overrated for those of us who love coagulated goat excretion. Enjoy pervs!

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This week we’re chatting motorway madness, prehistoric preferences, coffee consumption, disco defecation, and we help a listener with her deli desires. All in a days work x

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Guess who’s baaaaack! (Clue: it’s us heya). It’s a new year on Deranged Marriage and we’re talking Sarah’s big move to Essex, her puffy eye bags, losing my dog on a walk, and Harvey Price on the train to Guildford. Thanks for coming back ily 5eva

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This week we discuss my boyfriend calling me goofy, a festival budder beaaeeear, my gypsy rose phase, another parking ticket, a new arrival in the family, fish n chips, DALLEH, Turtle Thomas, and moreeee!

Just when you thought it couldn’t get anymore riveting!!!! We discuss the process of a shower, Sarah’s childhood ringtone, matron from school with a cold compress, and make a formal apology to Stacey Moore xxx

We’ve sorted the tech this week. We chat gay Baldwin, ghost stories, drivin in ar cars, what we’d be as animals and flowers, and all about our fave places to stuff our gullets. Shout out to my ex and apologies we never made it to New Zealand :/ xx

Wow did you miss us? I know you must have kiss. Sarah’s had a lovely lil holiday and I’ve been bouncing around, but we’re back for saz to recap her trip to the ess eee exx museum, her broken tooth, and some shocking service