Deranged Marriage (with Sarah and Quivers)

This week we chat about Sarah’s nails, rocky road, Sean Paul’s Dudley roots, Sarah’s pepperfoni, and more!

This week we chat Isle of Wight Pride, Sarah’s clicky back, saying ‘ohhhh’ to life, horny activities, and working for the BFG

This week, you join us live on the beach hashtag tour life xx. We discuss all sorts like Sarah’s birthday celebrations, Wight Proms, Facebook commenters, discuss posh gnocchi, and Joyce swims out to help a well endowed chap with some advice x

This week we chat Queen Kate’s birthday, Sarah’s computer, the great auntie conspiracy, Shazza’s wife Paul, spenny MOTs, passive aggressive audience members, cold subways, sawing off limbs, some difficult romantic decisions, massaman curry and disappointing Nando’s, and Joyce interrupts a ramble to help a horned up listener with their lustful ways.

This week, Saz and Quiv discuss the triumphant footy breakfast, the location of Denmark, Sarah’s camp friend Carol Denman, tbt teachers, TikTok rants, Sarah’s mellow week, Quivers’ new tattoo, dog friendly pubs, the Barbie movie, AA Milne, Evenin all, and Joyce pops by to help a listener with a killer query… 🔪

In this episode we’re joined by Abi. You know the one - Abi, from Abi. We answer really random questions, discuss updates, including Sarah’s blood test results!!!!!!1 And of course answer the hard hitting question ‘Whatever happened to F***y Quivers..?’

S&Q dig deep into Buzzfeed quizzes, finding out where they should vAycAyyy and compare notes on the best of this century’s animated cinema library. Then they grab some quick Qs from the group chat about pivotal life moments and icks xoxoxox

We’re on our ‘olidays!!!1 And we’re joined by our special guests in the Downside villa. This is honestly frankly the most boring ep so far, so good luck to ya getting though it. Luckily it’s just a short king ep xx

This week, we discuss Sarah’s birthday, Quiv’s disgusting and abhorrent smell, our meal deals of choice and why (honestly the most boring segment ever), Quiv’s brave lifestyle change, supermarket families and baby on board stickers, our earliest memz of each other, we review each other’s dating profiles heheheheh

In this premiere episode, Sarah and Quiv discuss a recent family gathering, what’s on the washing line, clay feet, and play a game which frankly translates terribly to audio. Good luck xx