Desert Donkeys

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  • Episode #14

    Rant Mode: Notre Dame Needs to Join a Conference!

    In this episode, we dive into a heated discussion about Notre Dame's refusal to join a conference. We explore their motivations, primarily focused on TV rights and revenue, and debate whether they truly deserve a spot in the college football playoffs. We express our frustrations and sarcasm in our usual self-deprecating and fun manner, packed with strong opinions and humor.

    00:00 Notre Dame Controversy Begins

    00:09 The Conference Debate

    00:16 TV Rights and Financial Gains

    00:32 Playoff Frustrations

    00:51 Final Thoughts on Conference Membership



    46 min
  • Episode #13

    Desert Donkeys: NFL Week 14, Betting Wins & Lane Kiffin Drama!

    Welcome back to Desert Donkeys! Ryan returns after a rough week with severe back pain, and the duo kicks off the episode discussing life, pain, and their camaraderie. They share a shoutout to Jesse from the Betting Startups podcast, reminiscing about a memorable karaoke night in San Francisco. The conversation quickly shifts to college football, particularly Lane Kiffin's departure, and the heated reactions of fans. They showcase their betting successes and failures, diving deep into NFL and college football predictions and game analyses. With sarcastic humor and self-deprecating banter, they cover fantasy football, passionate thrills of betting, and their ever-present bets on the Broncos and other teams. Tune in for an episode filled with ego, laughter, and some solid betting insights!

    00:00 Welcome Back and Catching Up

    00:10 Dealing with Back Pain

    01:59 Podcast Shoutout and Karaoke Plans

    04:17 Lane Kiffin's Controversial Move

    09:14 Fantasy Football Drama

    12:13 Betting Wins and Losses

    19:31 Late Night Sports Anxiety

    19:55 College Football Playoff Predictions

    20:48 Ohio State vs Indiana Analysis

    22:47 Betting Strategies and Reflections

    33:45 NFL Playoff Scenarios

    07:22 NFL Betting Picks and Predictions

    39:18 Closing Thoughts and Farewell



    41 min
  • Episode #12

    Epic Rant Session & NFL/College Football Chaos Predictions | 12 Football Desert Donkeys Podcast

    In this episode of 12 Football Desert Donkeys Podcast, our hosts dive into a passionate rant session and discuss their wild experiences over the past two weeks. We touch on the nostalgic 2000s fashion, personal health rants, fantasy football heartbreaks, NFL game insights, and predictions. Get ready for a heated debate on the Chiefs, Colts, Rams, and Cowboys games, plus a look ahead at college football chaos. With a mix of self-deprecating humor and ego-filled banter, this episode is packed with fun and fiery analysis you don’t want to miss. Tune in for entertaining football talk!

    00:00 Introduction and Rant Setup

    00:30 Nostalgia and Health Issues

    02:15 Fantasy Football Frustrations

    10:39 NFL Game Recaps and Analysis

    10:52 Weekend Party and Betting Woes

    13:56 NFL Rankings and Team Performances

    22:01 Game Recap and Analysis

    22:58 Upcoming NFL Matchups

    25:55 Fantasy Football Insights

    27:31 College Football Chaos

    36:08 Betting Strategies and Tips

    40:20 Final Thoughts and Predictions



    45 min
  • Episode #11

    NFL Week 11 Recap: Bold Predictions & College Football Upsets | Desert Donkeys Podcast

    Join the Desert Donkeys as they dive into an action-packed Week 11 of the NFL and college football. From bold predictions gone wrong to in-depth analysis of standout college football moments, this episode is a rollercoaster of commentary, humor, and insights. We dissect epic plays, surprising upsets, and the overall chaos of the football season. Plus, listen in as we talk about NFL picks, fantasy football woes, and the ever-unfolding drama in both college and professional football. Don't miss our self-deprecating, sarcastic, and fun take on all things football!

    00:00 Welcome and Bold Predictions

    01:06 College Football Highlights

    03:01 Big Ten Analysis

    05:38 NFL Coaching and Team Dynamics

    18:21 Fantasy Football Recap

    21:37 Rant on Defensive Games

    22:05 YouTube TV Dispute and Personal Health

    22:58 LeBron James Workout Encounter

    25:15 NFL Picks and Betting Wins

    26:28 NFL Team Performances and Predictions

    30:30 Quarterback Controversies and Team Dynamics

    33:16 Upcoming NFL Games and Betting Strategies

    40:56 Concluding Remarks and Upcoming Events




    42 min
  • Episode #10

    Desert Donkeys NFL Week 10: Venting About ESPN Outages, Fantasy Football Frustrations, and Unbelievable Upsets

    Welcome back to week 10 of Desert Donkeys, NFL Football! In this episode, we dive into a range of topics from the frustrations of YouTube TV and ESPN outages to the ups and downs of fantasy football. We also discuss outrageous NFL upsets, mind-blowing college football outcomes, and the dramatic World Series Game 7. Tune in as we vent, laugh, and predict for the upcoming week in football.

    00:00 Welcome and Initial Frustrations

    00:27 YouTube TV and Streaming Woes

    02:45 Fantasy Football Rants

    04:21 Daughter's Soccer Struggles

    10:22 Halloween and Parenting Challenges

    15:10 Weekend Betting Insights

    26:17 Recap of the Week's College Football Highlights

    27:18 Texas Tech vs. BYU: Game of the Week

    27:48 SEC Showdowns and Playoff Implications

    30:09 The Impact of Coaching Changes and Buyouts

    31:50 Big 12 Championship Scenarios

    33:06 Eligibility Rules and Player Ages

    35:48 NFL Picks and Predictions

    40:28 World Series Recap and Memorable Moments

    45:00 NFL Week Preview and Betting Strategies

    49:38 Closing Thoughts and Future Plans



    52 min
  • Episode #9

    NFL Week 9 Chaos: Gambling Scandals, College Football Mayhem, and Fantasy Upsets!

    In this intense episode, we dive into the wild ride of NFL Week 9, including shocking gambling scandals and a chaotic college football landscape. We discuss high-tech cheating in poker and sports betting, controversial coaching changes in college football, and mind-blowing fantasy football performances. From the latest NFL games to college football upsets and World Series picks, we cover it all with our signature blend of sarcasm, self-deprecation, and a healthy dose of ego. Tune in for the latest sports gossip and our betting picks for the week ahead!

    00:00 Welcome and Overview

    00:18 Gambling Scandals in Poker

    04:41 Prop Bet Cheating in Sports

    17:42 College Football Chaos

    29:52 Debating Coaching Careers and Buyouts

    30:41 Texas Game Recap and Vanderbilt Matchup

    32:00 Fantasy Football Woes and Wins

    34:32 NFL Week Recap and Betting Insights

    45:34 World Series Predictions and Betting Strategies

    48:25 Podcast Wrap-Up and Future Speculations



    50 min
  • Episode #8

    Week 8 NFL Madness: Betting Fails, Fantasy Wins, and Shocking College Football Upsets


    Welcome to the chaos of Week 8 in NFL football! Dive into the madness as we recap our betting disasters and fantasy league triumphs. From nail-biting matchups to unexpected victories, we cover it all. Get insights into the NFL games, shocking college football upsets, and our hopeful picks for the upcoming games. Listen in as we share our self-deprecating, sarcastic, and egotistical take on the week's events. Plus, get our hot picks for next week, especially our can't-miss bet: Broncos to the over. Tune in for all the fun!

    00:00 Welcome to Week Eight of NFL Football

    00:22 Fantasy Football Drama

    02:09 Betting Woes and Upsets

    03:31 College Football Chaos

    10:52 Wild NFL Games and Predictions

    17:43 Fantasy Football Insights

    21:58 NFL Week Predictions

    25:49 NFL Injury Updates and Team Performance

    26:49 Quarterback Rankings and Fantasy Football

    27:23 NFL Game Picks and Predictions

    29:41 World Series Highlights and Analysis

    33:14 College Football Surprises and Analysis

    46:58 Betting Strategies and Intuition

    50:44 Final Thoughts and Sign-Off

    52 min
  • Episode #7

    Surviving Vegas, NFL Week 7 Madness, and the $350 Million Gambler


    Join us as we dive into the chaos of NFL Week 7, painful Vegas trips, betting misadventures, and the wild story of a gambler who lost $350 million. We cover recent sports highlights, including the NFL, college football predictions, and MLB playoff updates. Get ready for self-deprecating humor, sarcasm, and unabashed egos. Don't miss this week's Desert Donkeys episode full of laughter and sports talk!

    00:00 Welcome to Desert Donkeys Week Seven

    00:10 Vegas Adventures and Misadventures

    02:31 Gambling Highs and Lows

    09:01 NFL Week Seven Recap

    11:13 Primetime Underdogs and Super Bowl Picks

    16:19 Injuries and Team Performances

    19:48 AI Predictions and Baseball Talk

    21:14 Playoff Baseball Drama

    21:56 World Series Predictions

    22:49 Epic Game Seven Hopes

    23:21 Home Team Advantage Debate

    23:57 Phillies' Heartbreaking Loss

    25:10 Gambling Stories: $350 Million Loss

    26:48 College Football Betting Lines

    32:58 NFL Game Picks and Predictions

    37:18 Texas Tech and Big 12 Analysis

    40:03 Miami's Football Dominance

    40:47 Wrapping Up: Looking Forward to Next Week

    42 min
  • Episode #6

    The NFL's Comedy of Errors: Cardinals' Epic Failures & Big Gambling Wins | Football Desert Donkeys

    In this episode of Football Desert Donkeys, presented by Golden Camel, the guys dive into the wild and chaotic week six of NFL football. They start with the Arizona Cardinals' disastrous series of unfortunate events and discuss the impact on their bets and fantasy football outcomes. From concussed quarterbacks to dropped balls at the goal line, they break down every unbelievable twist. Along the way, they recount their betting successes and failures, fantasy football struggles, and even upcoming trip plans to Vegas. Packed with self-deprecating humor and lots of ego, this episode is a rollercoaster of football fanatics living and losing big.

    00:00 Introduction and Welcome

    00:24 Arizona Cardinals' Comedy of Errors

    02:43 Fantasy Football Woes

    03:32 More NFL Blunders

    11:01 Betting on the Broncos

    16:12 Touchdown Parlay Drama

    18:18 Betting on the Saints and Giants

    19:09 Favorite Plays of the Week

    19:52 Thursday Night Chaos: Eagles vs. Giants

    22:57 Vegas Trips and Wedding Plans

    25:09 Fantasy Football Talk

    31:05 College Football Betting Lines

    34:42 Concluding Thoughts and Farewell



    37 min
  • Episode #5

    Hilarious Football Predictions, Betting Disasters, and Life-Changing Journeys - Desert Donkeys Ep. 5

    In this episode of Desert Donkeys, presented by Golden Came, the hosts discuss week five football predictions and their hilarious attempt at setting up the new office, with plenty of technical blunders. They share their football bets, favorite picks, and some frustrating near-misses. The episode takes a deeper turn as one host recounts a transformative experience with plant medicine, sharing the highs, lows, and profound insights gained. Balancing humor and heartfelt moments, this episode offers a blend of sports talk, personal growth, and life reflections. Tune in for the laughs, the banter, and some genuine moments of clarity.

    00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties

    01:09 Week Five Football Predictions

    02:54 Betting Strategies and Insights

    04:30 Personal Betting Stories and Experiences

    13:19 Gambling Week Recap

    20:28 Ohio State Wide Receivers Dominance

    21:02 Cardinals' Struggles and Survivor Pool

    22:50 Spot-On Picks and Texas Tech's Potential

    24:26 Plant Medicine Journey: Personal Growth

    27:24 Mushrooms and DMT Experiences

    36:41 Ayahuasca and Spiritual Growth

    41:20 NFL Talk: Chiefs and Jaguars

    42:39 Wrapping Up: Reflections and Farewells




    44 min

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Desert Donkeys is the one-stop podcast where Ryan and Artie share their wild ride through life, sports betting, and hopeless golf games. Join us for hilarious stories, epic wins and crushing…